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#33 Up ↑ 12/20 Down ↓ 2012-02-27 16:22

scanf | walker, enge ranger

#32 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-02-26 15:49

< wyreshark> "You need help? I've got a wonderful package I can install... In your pants."

#31 Up ↑ 18/32 Down ↓ 2012-02-16 10:20

<Student> I can't connect to the Internet
<Walker> That's a symptom that your drivers are not updated

#30 Up ↑ 14/14 Down ↓ 2012-02-14 16:12

<marcusw> .g [hello to our friends in domestic surveillance]
<+Wadsworth> marcusw: http://vtluug.org/files/irc/vtluug.html

#29 Up ↑ 3/5 Down ↓ 2012-02-12 18:47

18:46:03       wallmani1 | i have now officially switched over to my linode 
18:46:17       wallmani1 | i feel more masculine now

#28 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 22:00

<mutantmonkey> truncatedcone: automatic haiku
<truncatedcone> it is shit outside. / how is the day half over? / fuck this week. so. hard.

#27 Up ↑ 59/69 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 13:53

<telnoratti> fine well to start off i always give a friend from yorktown a clock for xmas/borthday
<telnoratti> binary ect. cool clocks this year i decided to get him an atomic clock and i bought an eviltron
<telnoratti> .g eviltron
<+Wadsworth> telnoratti: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/
<telnoratti> and hid it inside the clock
<telnoratti> iso every 15-20 min it made a random creepy sound
<telnoratti> a few weeks went by and nothing happened so i assmued it didn't work
<telnoratti> untill i got a call from my other friend telling me that his gf just tried to commit suicide
<telnoratti> apparently they had been hearing it the entire time and assumed their appt. was haunted
<telnoratti> they got wiccans to try and expell the spirits and my friend had his first nightmares since 10
<telnoratti> they even moved appts
<telnoratti> but brought the clock
<telnoratti> yeah apparently they thought some spirit wanted them dead or something and my friend came home to his gf popping pills
<+ackthet> what did they say?
<telnoratti> well he's not talking to me lol  
<telnoratti> and from what my other friend said the clock is a pile of rubble that has been repeatedly exploded
<telnoratti> apparently it kept sounding like it was from different locations

#26 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 11:41

<+wallmani> ooh, nice
<+ackthet> ...
<+ackthet> no
<@mutantmonkey> no
<+ackthet> its not nice
<@mutantmonkey> it's not nice
<+ackthet> its aweful
<@mutantmonkey> hushmail is terrible
<@mutantmonkey> read that article
<hackedhead> LOL
<hackedhead> someone vtbash that RIGHT NAO
<@mutantmonkey> ackthet is
* ackthet is

#24 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-02-08 03:25

<telnoratti> my friend's gf was just commited and it's all my fault lol
<telnoratti> very sexy

#21 Up ↑ 9/15 Down ↓ 2012-01-26 00:12

<+The_Physicist> i had to unleash some rage
< wallmani> did you shoot someone?
<+The_Physicist> a little bit

#20 Up ↑ 10/14 Down ↓ 2012-01-25 01:06

<ackthet> 10000th track:  Ap Duw  -   Blew    24 Sep 2006
<ackthet> 15000th track:  Coldplay    -   Clocks  23 Feb 2007
<ackthet> i read 'blew cocks'

#19 Up ↑ 2/8 Down ↓ 2012-01-19 21:44

"It was a cold evening when the VTLUUG meeting was in Torg. Our fearless leader at that time, The mutantmonkey, put on a video of the
grandfather of all of us, Richard Stallman, eating an entity blessed with inumerable unix powers that our great grandfather located on
his foot, thus making the evil Greek, who also helped destroy Europes economy, to leave the meeting. Peace was had after that."

#18 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-01-06 20:57

20:56:15 < marcusw> and didn't want to set up tab groups
20:56:19 < marcusw> so I use them both now
20:56:26  * Jagged punches marcusw in the face
20:56:31 <+usathet> thank you Jagged 
20:56:43 < Jagged> my job is done here
20:57:01 *** Jagged mitchd@vtluug/member/jagged has left #vtluug []
20:57:24  * usathet faps to Jagged

#17 Up ↑ 23/23 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 19:41

<ackthet> that sucks mexican athiest transsexual republican dick
<cco3> why do I ever flip to this screen?

#16 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 13:07

< hackedhead> so. DVI-D can't be gender-bent to VGA?
< failedassertion> DVI-to-VGA isn't gender-bending, it's bestiality

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