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<telnoratti> fine well to start off i always give a friend from yorktown a clock for xmas/borthday <telnoratti> binary ect. cool clocks this year i decided to get him an atomic clock and i bought an eviltron <telnoratti> .g eviltron <+Wadsworth> telnoratti: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/ <telnoratti> and hid it inside the clock <telnoratti> iso every 15-20 min it made a random creepy sound <telnoratti> a few weeks went by and nothing happened so i assmued it didn't work <telnoratti> untill i got a call from my other friend telling me that his gf just tried to commit suicide <telnoratti> apparently they had been hearing it the entire time and assumed their appt. was haunted <telnoratti> they got wiccans to try and expell the spirits and my friend had his first nightmares since 10 <telnoratti> they even moved appts <telnoratti> but brought the clock <telnoratti> yeah apparently they thought some spirit wanted them dead or something and my friend came home to his gf popping pills <+ackthet> what did they say? <telnoratti> well he's not talking to me lol <telnoratti> and from what my other friend said the clock is a pile of rubble that has been repeatedly exploded <telnoratti> apparently it kept sounding like it was from different locations
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< LordTroan> the only thing good about suits is you can get away with stuff < LordTroan> cause no one questions a guy in a suit <+telnoratti> like sneaking into high school proms for the chocolate fondue? <+telnoratti> I'm not the only one amirite? < LordTroan> yes, we should crash the next highschool prom near tech <+telnoratti> ^^^ <+microcosmus> telnoratti: andreim does that too, but it's not for the chocolate fondue
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Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?! Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone. Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!? James: Did you get any? Lukas: Yeah, a few.
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< mutantmonkey> telnoratti: wallmani: so two of my friends here are vegetarian < mutantmonkey> it's annoying :P < andreim> it's a girl < wallmani> oh wow! mutantmonkey knows a vegetarian girl < wallmani> mutantmonkey: and a vegetarian girl, sitting in a tree < wallmani> k-i-s-s-i-n-g < wallmani> first comes key signing < wallmani> then comes shell access < wallmani> then comes packet sniffing and distrust
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// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen! NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not NSA recruiter: ... Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction NSA recruiter: ... Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships! NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...