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<giggybyte> i remember one time one of the boys in the male group had trouble using the bathroom without pissing all over the seat and floor but nobody knew who it was <giggybyte> so every morning when we had our little congregation/meeting or whatever the angry black lady was like "which one of you keeps PEEING all over the toilet seat" and one kid laughed <giggybyte> so she brought that kid up to the front of the gym and ordered us (a room of kids like 50-100) to all laugh at him since "he thought he was so funny" <giggybyte> why am i remembering this all of a sudden? that place was horrible
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Timelord | can i run CGI scripts on filebox? +microcosmus | uh, I don't know +mutantmonkey | Timelord: I don't believe so Timelord | well you can do ssi, but they disabled #exec, so that's no fun +mutantmonkey | pretty sure CS and the ECE filebox won't let you either +dyreshark | omg @Timelord did #theman disable #exec? what a #internoob lol #firstworldproblems Timelord | ..., no, not a hashtag, an ssi directive +dyreshark | ohh sorry @followers @Timelord #accidentally used a #hashtag wrong #lolmybad Timelord | #fuckyou +dyreshark | wow +dyreshark | what a generic tweet +dyreshark | we don't even know who it's intended for +dyreshark | what a noob Timelord | @dyershark #fuckyou +dyreshark | @timelord i dont think @dyershark is a #user #nicetry though Timelord | dyreshark: http://linx.li/photo/fuckyou.png.html
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Transam: hrm, my brother recently has a problem with ubuntu. He says, when he's running ubuntu his fans are really loud... but when he boots to Windows, it's normal. I'm not sure how to help him with that issue andreim: um andreim: is your brother famous andreim: ? Transam: andreim, what andreim: it's normal behaviour, people like linux more
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cco3 | I've decided that if I ever right an autobiography, it will be totally factual, except that I will have the superpower to jump back in time 24 |hours and tell myself, "24 hours from now, you will be <insert implausible scenario that actually does come to pass>" cco3 | write* cco3 | So this future me will keep jumping back in time and telling me this crazy stuff cco3 | "24 hours from now, you will be totally lost in downtown Austin in a car you borrowed from a paranoid schizophrenic" cco3 | Stuff like that +telnoratti | You stole a paranoid schozophernic's car? cco3 | borrowed... cco3 | I was helping someone move, and he had the UHaul, and someone needed to drive his car to the UHaul place +telnoratti | he's paranoid schizophrenic I don't think he'd let you borrow cco3 | and I was the only one that could drive a stick cco3 | I guess his meds were working for him that day? +telnoratti | This story seems dubious cco3 | When I started up the car, it was one of those where you have to turn the key *just* right to get it to start cco3 | so after 5 minutes of struggling, I got it started, we rolled out of the driveway and I was following him cco3 | He starts to pull over at a gas station, and he's being pretty hesitant cco3 | I guess he doesn't know if the uhaul is too tall or he's having trouble seeing everything cco3 | so park and get out to help direct him cco3 | turns out he was just letting someone else in our party pass cco3 | I rush back in the car and try to start it cco3 | of course, I can't start it again cco3 | it takes me like 10 minutes to get the key to turn right cco3 | and this guy just doesn't notice that I'm not following him cco3 | luckily someone had given him my cellphone number and eventually he calls me and tries to direct me cco3 | but this is before GPS was everywhere, and I had only been in Austin for a month or so, and it's near midnight, and I have no idea where I am cco3 | After 30 minutes of driving around while trying to talk on a phone at midnight in an unfamiliar place, I finally made it there cco3 | but that was pretty stressful +telnoratti | you didn't know where you were goign so your solution was to just keep driving randomly? cco3 | telnoratti: yes cco3 | optimal algorithm cco3 | I don't think it'd be as bad now that I'm older, but back then I hadn't had a car for months and even driving was somewhat unfamiliar cco3 | I was so sure I was going to hit something and wreck his car
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<+mutantmonkey> hey, I just met you <+truncatedcone> and this is crazy <+mutantmonkey> but here's my number <+truncatedcone> so call me, maybe? <+mutantmonkey> it's hard to look right <+truncatedcone> at you baby <+mutantmonkey> but here's my number <+truncatedcone> so call me, maybe? <+mutantmonkey> hey, I just met you <+truncatedcone> and this is crazy <+mutantmonkey> but here's my number <+truncatedcone> so call me, maybe? <+mutantmonkey> and all the other boys <+truncatedcone> try to chase me <+mutantmonkey> but here's my number <+truncatedcone> so call me, maybe?