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jpo: As much as I might find the extent of our society’s reliance on personal metal boxes on 4 wheels to be distasteful, having one’s own metal box does have undeniable utility. I went several hundred miles in someone else’s metal box with the check engine and BRAKE light on a flashing and blinking the whole time, through rain and that snow/ice/sleet/hail storm, and control of the vehicle was indeed lost. Mildly terrifying. Lots of highways with semis too. Having my own metal box without these real and present risks to life and limb seems overdue jpo: Traction control light (ABS not working) was also on. Along with a couple other lights. Only light that was any consolation was the “passenger airbag on” light
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21:15 <+pew> .urb ricing 21:15 <+Wadsworth> To rice, or to [soup up] a crappy car with the mistaken idea that type 'R' [stickers] and performance [yellow paint] makes it go faster. - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricing 21:37 <+pconte> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 21:50 <+echarlie> lol 21:50 <+echarlie> I'm probably not coming; have homework and other stuff to do 21:50 <+pew> sorry I'll be busy using my new 4k monitor 21:50 <+pew> and headphones 21:50 <+pew> also hopefully making coffee tinctures 21:50 <+pew> cc kolhell 21:53 <+Southern_Gentleman> i am teaching class 22:01 <+kolhell> yum pew 22:01 <+kolhell> Also that's gonna be strong af XD 22:01 <+echarlie> I don't fucking understand why 22:02 <+kolhell> Lightly roast beans, grind, soak, then dilute with brewed (and mildly sweetened) espresso. I bet you could get something that equates to a shot of vodka and has 2 cups of coffee in it. 22:02 <+kolhell> That'd be like... fuck breakfast. 22:02 <+pew> oh no what have I done 22:02 <+kolhell> That and a banana and it's fucking go time lol
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dyreshark | so dyreshark | there was this girl i met a few weeks ago dyreshark | and dyreshark | i asked her to go grab lunch with me some time dyreshark | so we did dyreshark | and near the end she looked at me and said 'i like to experiment...' dyreshark | so i was like dyreshark | "HELL YEAH" dyreshark | so i took her to the chem lab dyreshark | and she looked upset dyreshark | and i was confused dyreshark | she hasn't talked to me since :( dyreshark | wat do
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<Snug> picking up spaceship on tuesday. can't wait <sansGato> what's that Snug ? <Snug> my bike <Snug> every time I ride it I'm like Benny in the Lego movie <Snug> "spaceship!!!!" <sansGato> i don't watch kids movies <Snug> it's as much as an adult movie as a kids movie <sansGato> if they don't say cunt fuck slut bitch shit fucking fuck face whore, it's a kids movie
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* kolhell mutters something about "good" now being an adverb thanks to shitheads not understanding what adverbs are <bgregos> Thank you, grammar nazi supreme <marcusw> so it sounds like some people are interested in food/drinks tonight <kolhell> Nazis shut down recess in Cville this week bc school systems were afraid of harm coming to the children if anything went tits-up again. Nazis aren't really funny anymore. Maybe a grammar Trump-supporter supreme? Nah doesn't really roll off the tongue...