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#178 Up ↑ -2/12 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:43

George: "I have the strangest boner right now..."
Roger: "So he pats you on the shoulder and you have the strangest boner..."
George: "For the record I was just kidding."

#929 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2018-11-27 13:06

<h4des> Hnnng theres a vtpd officer and what looks like a detective 
<h4des> They're both gorgeous
<h4des> wtf i love fudds now
<lukas> quick, commit a felony so they have to arrest you h4des 
<h4des> They already arrested my heart

#885 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2017-09-11 10:50

<+echarlie> kolhell: did you eventually get onto acidburn?
<kolhell> Nah I was busy catching up on hw and drinking last night and getting the demons sucked out of me by some gorgeous little 5th year.

#896 Up ↑ -6/6 Down ↓ 2017-10-27 23:45

<giggybyte> (kidding)

#65 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-06-12 15:38

     ackthet | an off network box in a burn safe and boobytraps is close
mutantmonkey | cool
mutantmonkey | you can actually make that work with yubi

#113 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-12 00:46

dyreshark | so
dyreshark | there was this girl i met a few weeks ago
dyreshark | and
dyreshark | i asked her to go grab lunch with me some time
dyreshark | so we did
dyreshark | and near the end she looked at me and said 'i like to experiment...'
dyreshark | so i was like
dyreshark | "HELL YEAH"
dyreshark | so i took her to the chem lab
dyreshark | and she looked upset
dyreshark | and i was confused
dyreshark | she hasn't talked to me since :(
dyreshark | wat do

#950 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2019-04-03 12:02

pew: Lol my dad is old af
h4des: pew how old is ur dad
pew: Late 50s I think
h4des: same tbh
lukas: i don't have a dad and am in search of a daddy

#876 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-03 10:52

<lukas> drug tests for all csec members
<lukas> to make sure the 30% of the overlapping members really can't go there

#173 Up ↑ 5/9 Down ↓ 2013-01-15 20:17

* | Timelord needs more time

#12 Up ↑ 13/19 Down ↓ 2012-01-02 23:59

<scanf> and then there was wired gigabit and ipv6 everywhere
<scanf> and there was much rejoicing
<wallmani> and the sysadmin smiled, for it was good

#972 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2020-11-23 23:45

<chinatsu> imagine rms in the gnude

#206 Up ↑ 5/5 Down ↓ 2013-04-09 19:40

17:30          Wadsworth+: mutantmonkey: You have messages.
17:31       mutantmonkey+: .
17:31          Wadsworth+: mutantmonkey: 21:15Z <aam> tell mutantmonkey to get a better shell account
17:31          Wadsworth+: mutantmonkey: 21:15Z <mhazinsk> tell mutantmonkey get a better shell account
17:31       mutantmonkey+: so, I actually was getting a better shell account
17:31       mutantmonkey+: that's why there was downtime
17:31       mutantmonkey+: it now has double the RAM :P

#81 Up ↑ 40/42 Down ↓ 2012-09-10 01:13

 dyreshark | also i didn't want to be a dick earlier. but get some ;)  
telnoratti | huh? 
telnoratti | dude what the fuck 
telnoratti | that was my sister 
 dyreshark | oh

#161 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-12-18 19:23

    wallmani | aam: http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167253336/in-france-free-birth-control-for-girls-at-age-15
 microcosmus | "My father wants me to do a virginity test and get a virginity certificate. He says if I'm not a virgin he's gonna send me back to Morocco,"
 microcosmus | ^ wat
  (redacted) | microcosmus: a virginity test is easy
  (redacted) | it's 100% accurate, as long as you have a penis
 microcosmus | I was not aware such a thing existed
 microcosmus | wait, what?
  (redacted) | microcosmus: yes, it's quite simple
  (redacted) | you just have sex with her
  (redacted) | then you know she's not a virgin :P

#13 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2012-01-03 00:23

00:16 * reese refuses to admit that IE existed before 6.0
00:17 * wallmani denies that Dinosaurs existed because he just can't handle the pain of never having the ability to tame a velociraptor and raise him as his pokemon

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