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#922 Up ↑ 25/25 Down ↓ 2018-07-18 19:45

+h4des | are we allowed to eat beans in the ECE server room
+h4des | asking for a friend
  +gig | what the fuck

#49 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-04-17 17:37

<scanf> i know a dude who majored in math and econ, he delivers sandwiches on a bicycle now

#193 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2013-02-21 18:32

<xunil> hey you should take the bus in SF
<xunil> occassionally the bus driver will get off at a stop and take a piss on the curb
<xunil> perhaps a mother will encourage her young child to take a shit on the buss

#961 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2019-09-10 23:33

<pew> meming is just another word for edge case testing

#942 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2019-01-20 21:18

<pew> fuck it's cold and windy outside
<pew> I had to stop multiple times just so my fucking dick wouldn't fall off
<+echarlie> cycling tights are amazeballs
<pew> I was wearing wool tights
<pew> how about I just put a sock on my dick
<h4des> pew: public masturbation is illegal

#912 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2018-03-07 14:53

<+aam> pretty sure lukas is anti borders
<@lukas> echarlie: yeah, i have new_border 0px
<@lukas> in my i3config
<+aam> ayyy
<+aam> nice one
<+echarlie> lukas: so you don't have a country?
<@lukas> sure
<+echarlie> you have drugs just running across where the border should be?
<+aam> hey drugs are illegal please moderate this channel
<-- lukas has kicked echarlie (no drug talk please in this family friendly and well moderated channel)

#188 Up ↑ 16/18 Down ↓ 2013-02-12 23:30

"Don't get me wrong, I don't hate gamers, it's thanks to them and their worthless little lives that hardware keeps progressing and it remains cheap for the rest of us." -William McQuain

#136 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 13:57

      +randex | dagtheman: you should definitely text her
        +flax | then wingman it up 
      +randex | ^
+mutantmonkey | I feel bad for anyone who takes advice from this channel

#907 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-12-09 11:14

<giggybyte> greenfoot complaint #3345: you can't scroll stdout so if you're printing a lot of stuff you're just SOL

#79 Up ↑ 8/14 Down ↓ 2012-08-26 17:01

+ackthet | 'do you want us to suck your cocks?' 'no i want to anally violate you against your  will!'

#916 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2018-05-18 16:18

<echarlie> https://twitter.com/vtengineering/status/997560232543911937?s=21
<echarlie> you can now *minor* in *blockchain*...
<echarlie> #blockchain education (minor included!) coming to #VirginiaTech fall 2018 as a result of a partnership between Block.one and the college! https://vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2018/05/eng-blockchain-curricula.html
<pewdiepie> what the fuck
<echarlie> \o/ hype train \o/
<marcusw> this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen
<marcusw> I'm changing my major to hash maps
<marcusw> or some other arbitrary data structure
<marcusw> OH OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING LARIMER
<pewdiepie> what did you fucking expect

#173 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2013-01-15 20:17

* | Timelord needs more time

#106 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 00:33

andreim | sometimes coeus quotes pop into my head and I laugh by myself
andreim | like telno-fucking-ratti
andreim | it has so much humor embedded
andreim | the fact that he's coeus
andreim | the way he said it
andreim | the context
andreim | it's very good

#16 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 13:07

< hackedhead> so. DVI-D can't be gender-bent to VGA?
< failedassertion> DVI-to-VGA isn't gender-bending, it's bestiality

#988 Up ↑ 1/1 Down ↓ 2025-10-15 22:32

“May the lord strike the one who invented mutation testing” - Enzo

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