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#178 Up ↑ -2/12 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:43

George: "I have the strangest boner right now..."
Roger: "So he pats you on the shoulder and you have the strangest boner..."
George: "For the record I was just kidding."

#865 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2014-04-17 12:59

 tweeks | haha.. wtf? https://vtcsec.ru/
   +via | tweeks: the csec people are sketchy f ucks 
    aam | tweeks: it's just the domain, lo 
    aam | hey via I'm not a sketchy fuck!
   +via | aam: you're all sketchy fucks
    aam | haha, and you aren't, via?
   +via | i am
   +via | but not like them
   +via | i basically envision all of csec like mutantmonkey
   +via | the sketchiest fuck
   +via | people who aren't to be trusted or talked to

#6 Up ↑ 22/26 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

<+ackthet> hackedhead: grep your logs for blist
<+ackthet> you should
< xunil> grep the internet for porn
< xunil> you should

#138 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-11-01 15:01

mutantmonkey: also there's a big difference between a pedometer and what this is
mutantmonkey: pedometers count steps
mutantmonkey: this just measures distance
mutantmonkey: it's an odometer
Timelord: mutantmonkey: no, actually they report the level of child molesters
Timelord: and barometers have nothing to do with pressure, 'baro' is just a colloquial way of saying pedobear

#49 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-04-17 17:37

<scanf> i know a dude who majored in math and econ, he delivers sandwiches on a bicycle now

#986 Up ↑ 1/1 Down ↓ 2025-09-10 20:41

“This [bike] is not designed for casual riding because I don't do casual riding” - Mikhail

#159 Up ↑ 2/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-17 03:35

dyreshark: skrillex sucks at programming in ASM
dyreshark: when working with numbers, he always drops the base.

#870 Up ↑ 4/10 Down ↓ 2017-08-02 23:05

 <lukas> cat /etc/procinfo | grep echarlie

#908 Up ↑ -14/14 Down ↓ 2017-12-26 23:45

<pew> bgregos: you don't actually have to make them
<pew> heh

#150 Up ↑ -4/12 Down ↓ 2012-11-26 17:40

dyreshark: truncatedcone: semaphores <are> kernel boners
truncatedcone: Okay, dyreshark.
dyreshark: so many people can read the boner at once, but only one has write access
dyreshark: if you know what i'm sayin'
dyreshark: cause i sure as hell don't

#153 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2012-12-05 18:51

 +ackthet | dood you gotta try flavoring your penis   
dyreshark | why do i even tab to this channel anymore

#69 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-06-26 22:03

@via | shit
@via | mykeyboard
@via | icoughedwateralloverit
@via | andnowmyspacebardoesn'trk
@via | lllasdflasdforbaclksplacelll

#62 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-05-21 00:31

< wallmani> i went on /r/twoxchromosomes today
< wallmani> the females there are just like in real life
< wallmani> "that looks great on you" "best of luck on your interview"
< wallmani> "that is a gorgeous dress"
< wallmani> this is the internet people
< wallmani> you are supposed to be mean

#157 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-14 14:24

aam | ram: also, you realize black sea == romania
ackthet | and like 10 other countries
aam | ackthet: no, romania is only country

#47 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2012-04-16 02:04

01:58:20  andreim | I'm not saying that it's 2 am but it's 2 am 
01:58:28  andreim | and i don't want to sound racist but black people
01:58:39  andreim | and no offense but you are stupid as fuck
01:59:13  andreim | and not to mention what I'm just mentionning         
01:59:15     flax | you sir, are a poet.

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