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#188 Up ↑ 16/18 Down ↓ 2013-02-12 23:30

"Don't get me wrong, I don't hate gamers, it's thanks to them and their worthless little lives that hardware keeps progressing and it remains cheap for the rest of us." -William McQuain

#964 Up ↑ 0/2 Down ↓ 2019-10-02 16:05

21:15 <+pew> .urb ricing
21:15 <+Wadsworth> To rice, or to [soup up] a crappy car with the mistaken idea that type 'R' [stickers] and performance [yellow paint] makes it go faster. - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricing
21:37 <+pconte> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
21:50 <+echarlie> lol
21:50 <+echarlie> I'm probably not coming; have homework and other stuff to do
21:50 <+pew> sorry I'll be busy using my new 4k monitor
21:50 <+pew> and headphones
21:50 <+pew> also hopefully making coffee tinctures
21:50 <+pew> cc kolhell
21:53 <+Southern_Gentleman> i am teaching class
22:01 <+kolhell> yum pew
22:01 <+kolhell> Also that's gonna be strong af XD
22:01 <+echarlie> I don't fucking understand why
22:02 <+kolhell> Lightly roast beans, grind, soak, then dilute with brewed (and mildly sweetened) espresso. I bet you could get something that equates to a shot of vodka and has 2 cups of coffee in it.
22:02 <+kolhell> That'd be like... fuck breakfast.
22:02 <+pew> oh no what have I done
22:02 <+kolhell> That and a banana and it's fucking go time lol

#199 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2013-03-13 01:39

filibuster | If you dream something one day, you dream it forever
  @ackthet | like emma stones vagina?

#888 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2017-09-18 14:43

<giggybyte> everyone's been coughing on campus
<giggybyte> pretty sure there's a plague going around
<+lukas> it's called "freshmen are away from home for the first time and have not figured out how to eat right without parental supervision"

#71 Up ↑ 17/27 Down ↓ 2012-06-28 22:15

< wallmani> i had an issue with a ubuntu server machine
< wallmani> i typed JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
< wallmani> and did usermod -aG wheel Jesus
< wallmani> then i sacrificed a lamb
< wallmani> and all was good

#88 Up ↑ 12/14 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 15:50

dyreshark | why do macs have their own addresses?
      ram | dyreshark: to prevent IPv6 exhaustion due to andreim

#152 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-12-04 23:05

22:56:15       ◀▬▬ | telnoratti has kicked ackthet (ackthet)
22:56:15         * | wallmani feels a tongle downstaira
22:56:16       ▬▬▶ | ackthet (~wsduvall@hyperion.endless.li) has joined #vtluug
22:56:16        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v ackthet] by ChanServ
22:56:17       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked aam (aam)
22:56:20 @wallmani | fuuu
22:56:25        -- | Mode #vtluug [-o telnoratti] by ChanServ
22:56:26 @wallmani | tab complete fail
22:56:31       ▬▬▶ | aam (~aam@0001a1d4.user.oftc.net) has joined #vtluug
22:56:31        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v aam] by ChanServ
22:56:34  +ackthet | hahahahaha
22:56:35         * | wallmani blames telnoratti
22:56:48       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (idiot)

#83 Up ↑ 25/29 Down ↓ 2012-09-12 11:54

// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food
Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen!
NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things
Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not
NSA recruiter: ...
Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction
NSA recruiter: ...
Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships!
NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...

#198 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2013-03-05 22:08

<dkm> omg, I just got the most epic combo with my fortune -s | cowsay -f $( find /usr/share/cows -name '*.cow' | shuf | head -n 1 ) line in .bashrc
<dkm>  _______________________________________ 
<dkm> \ week.                                 /
<dkm>  --------------------------------------- 
<dkm>       \                _
<dkm>        \              (_)
<dkm>         \   ^__^       / \
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o mutantmonkey
<dkm>          \  (oo)\_____/_\ \
*** dkm was kicked by mutantmonkey (dkm)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o mutantmonkey
<aam> hahahahahahaha
<dyreshark> FAK U UNIX TEECHER
<dyreshark> FAK U
<aam> hahahahahahahaha
<mutantmonkey> lol
<aam> omfgh
<dyreshark> FAKIN UNIX
<dyreshark> SAHK MA NUTZ
<aam> :"D:D:D::DD
*** Joins: dkm (dmaczka@luug.ece.vt.edu)
<uncurlhalo> lol
<dkm> why did I get kicked?

#150 Up ↑ -4/12 Down ↓ 2012-11-26 17:40

dyreshark: truncatedcone: semaphores <are> kernel boners
truncatedcone: Okay, dyreshark.
dyreshark: so many people can read the boner at once, but only one has write access
dyreshark: if you know what i'm sayin'
dyreshark: cause i sure as hell don't

#988 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2025-10-15 22:32

“May the lord strike the one who invented mutation testing” - Enzo

#159 Up ↑ 2/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-17 03:35

dyreshark: skrillex sucks at programming in ASM
dyreshark: when working with numbers, he always drops the base.

#16 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 13:07

< hackedhead> so. DVI-D can't be gender-bent to VGA?
< failedassertion> DVI-to-VGA isn't gender-bending, it's bestiality

#855 Up ↑ 1/3 Down ↓ 2014-03-04 15:31

@ackthet | so guys
@ackthet | turns out QFT is easy

#924 Up ↑ -5/9 Down ↓ 2018-10-09 22:56

<bettercalljun> Is there anybody to solve this question?
<pew> maybe
<gig> what's the question?
<bettercalljun> I would register a forum, LOL
<bettercalljun> What do you see in the mirror that is directly on top of your neck?
<bettercalljun> chin, face.. nothing accepted. What's wrong
<gig> adam's apple
<pew> head?
<bettercalljun> wow. cool
<bettercalljun> ok i'll try now and back, lol
<pew> .ddg what do you see in a mirror that is directly on top of your neck?
<bettercalljun> woww adam's apple is accepted 
<Wadsworth> pew: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/what-your-skin-trying-tell-8588783
<bettercalljun> thank you pew 
<pew> np
<bettercalljun> Hey guys, I don't know who you are. I only know from linx.li. Linx.li is my best site and when I encountred any problem I login in here and chat with you. 
<bettercalljun> All of yours are so helpful and cool guys. Thanks
<bettercalljun> Have a nice day
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