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<kolhell> Wanna hear something crazy tho? Big Al's actually has a decently clean kitchen. And their burger (used to be) ground from a whole shitload of tenderloin and ribeye scrap. <kolhell> Like, all the trim from the high-dollar steaks downstairs used to get ground fresh and mixed in with whatever else they use. I assume they still do it that way but I haven't really talked to that kitchen in 7yr. <kolhell> Almost the entirety of the grossness that is Big Als is from the clientelle, but they have a dedicated cleaning crew scrubbing the floors and under the equipment every morning at like 5a. <kolhell> Some of the stuff I've seen there, tho... that women's room is hands down more disgusting than some literal buckets I've pissed in. <kolhell> THe regularity with which people have to take paint scrapers to tampons that are dried to the wall above the trash can. Like they thought it would bounce off and fall in but NOPE IT STUCK TO THE WALL AND DRIED THERE OVERNIGHT they seriously have a dedicated paint scraper for this purpose.
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Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?! Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone. Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!? James: Did you get any? Lukas: Yeah, a few.
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<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Om nom nom <@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks! <@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks! <@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Om nom nom <@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Om nom nom <@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Om nom nom <@mutantmonkey> .botsnack < vtluug_bot> Too much food! * vtluug_bot explodes
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CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167 CTCP reply to mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167 CTCP query to mutantmonkey: LEAVE my stuff alone Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK CTCP query to mutantmonkey: WHOS there? Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: STALIN CTCP query to mutantmonkey: STALIN who? Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: QUIT stalin and get back to work CTCP query to mutantmonkey: OKAY :(
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+xunil | when I was the CS lab UNIX admin, we literally lost a server +xunil | we could ping it, and SSH to it, but we had no idea where it was physically located wallmani | check the walls +xunil | we eventually found that it had been walled in by contractors +xunil | VT had contractors convert one of the old proctor rooms in McBryde into just an empty space, and the server was in there but the contractors just assumed it was garbage +xunil | we had to get a student to climb over the wall through the false ceiling mhazinsk | why would you convert a room to an empty space? wallmani | "we weren't explicitly told what this is so let's assume it is whatever involves the least work for us" +xunil | mhazinsk: it was too expensive to tear down, but they didn't want the room to exist b/c it required administrative overhead. so they just removed the door and window and dry-walled up the holes +xunil | didn't remove the eletrical or networking +xunil | large institutions do stupid shit; news at 11 Timelord | they couldn't just leave the door closed? +xunil | the hilarious end to this story is we actually left the machine where it was b/c after going to all that effort to find it we realized we didn't have a spare port for it +xunil | Timelord: the door had one of those button locks on it, and *all* the button locks on that floor shared the key combo +xunil | so every time they changed the combo (every semesters), they'd have to change that door's combo, too +xunil | we eventually moved the server out of the space once we freed up a port
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23:13:55 telnoratti | So... 23:14:02 * | telnoratti just had a super awkward moment 23:14:10 telnoratti | At my grandmother's house 23:14:13 telnoratti | turn on the tv 23:14:18 telnoratti | find it's on the playboy channel... 23:15:38 telnoratti | ... 23:15:46 telnoratti | my grandfather is dead
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01:58:20 andreim | I'm not saying that it's 2 am but it's 2 am 01:58:28 andreim | and i don't want to sound racist but black people 01:58:39 andreim | and no offense but you are stupid as fuck 01:59:13 andreim | and not to mention what I'm just mentionning 01:59:15 flax | you sir, are a poet.