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*talking about girls* +ackthet | wallmani: you should go drop some knowledge on those girls flax | thanks to you guys, I'm never speaking a word in this lounge +ackthet | maybe they will allow you to enter their cavernous vaginas NaCl | flax: Most of the people in here are engineers that engineer stuff in their spare time. This tends to be | intimidating. +wallmani | ackthet: well i did explain to a girl from south carolina what passive voice is +ackthet | did you enter her cavernous vagina? flax | hotdog down a hallway +scanf | toothpick into a volcano -
<lukas> wine in a box is just efficient <Southern_Gentleman> yep and you can always throw up in the box afterwards <lukas> you can re-use the cardboard to make cardboard weapons and have drunken 3am cardboard wars in your apartment until the neighbors call the cops and you have to explain that it's just 3 grown ass dudes drunk on cheap box wine playing war <kolhell> Rather build wizard staves tbh <echarlie> rofl <h4des> what the fuck
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dyreshark | so dyreshark | there was this girl i met a few weeks ago dyreshark | and dyreshark | i asked her to go grab lunch with me some time dyreshark | so we did dyreshark | and near the end she looked at me and said 'i like to experiment...' dyreshark | so i was like dyreshark | "HELL YEAH" dyreshark | so i took her to the chem lab dyreshark | and she looked upset dyreshark | and i was confused dyreshark | she hasn't talked to me since :( dyreshark | wat do
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19:12 <+echarlie> in the category of random shit I learnt from my safety trainings: apparently the romans used lead as a wine sweetener 19:17 <+Southern_Gentleman> so they died by lead poisoning one way or another 19:17 * pew calls dibs on echarlie's bike 19:18 <+pew> the road bike, specifically 19:18 <+echarlie> pew: what does that have to do with anything? 19:18 <+echarlie> besides, it's too big for you 19:18 <+pew> you drink wine 19:18 <+echarlie> I'm not roman 19:19 <+toocrazzzzy> lol 19:19 <+toocrazzzzy> wtf was that convo. 19:19 <+pew> you're not british either, that hasn't stopped you from speaking like them 19:19 <+echarlie> my question, too 19:19 <+echarlie> I don't speak like europeans; I just write like them 19:20 <+toocrazzzzy> I don't know which is worst. 19:20 <+echarlie> at least I don't use gaol as my prefered spelling of jail 19:21 <+haicen> Yeah. They used lead cups 19:21 <+pew> .ddg openbsd gaol 19:21 <+Wadsworth> pew: https://www.openbsd.org/goals.html 19:21 <+pew> .g openbsd gaol 19:21 <+Wadsworth> pew: https://man.openbsd.org/FreeBSD-11.1/jail.8
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failedassertion | mhazinsk: Timelord: I have a solution to my home-automation-while-owning-apartments problem failedassertion | *-renting-apartment hackedhead | failedassertion: condo? failedassertion | shuddup hackedhead failedassertion | (though yes. good idea) failedassertion | no failedassertion | PILLOW FORT BITCHES failedassertion | DMX+CAN+GigE+Luxeon LEDs+MOTHERFUCKINGPILLOWFORT failedassertion | bitches love pillow forts failedassertion | also, good morning #vtluug failedassertion | jesus failedassertion | you all hate pillow forts +aam | yup failedassertion | this is bullshit failedassertion | i'm out. hackedhead | i'm just trying to figure out hackedhead | .. why you're so committed to impressing some dogs... failedassertion | fire hazard? yeah, me too failedassertion | sidenote: "Pillow Fort Bitches" == bluegrass band -
* kolhell mutters something about "good" now being an adverb thanks to shitheads not understanding what adverbs are <bgregos> Thank you, grammar nazi supreme <marcusw> so it sounds like some people are interested in food/drinks tonight <kolhell> Nazis shut down recess in Cville this week bc school systems were afraid of harm coming to the children if anything went tits-up again. Nazis aren't really funny anymore. Maybe a grammar Trump-supporter supreme? Nah doesn't really roll off the tongue...