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#171 Up ↑ 24/26 Down ↓ 2013-01-13 19:37

mohammed | Guess who the Systems TA is
    +aam | if it's mohammed I lost all hopes in CS@VT
mohammed | Me too. 
mohammed | Im not sure why they gave me Systems of all classes

#137 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 14:05

+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> never call me again
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> please stop following me, i don't want to call the police
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> where did you get this number?!?

#86 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-09-16 18:24

  Transam | wallmani, how sober are you now?
+wallmani | Transam: Is this a challenge or a question?

#57 Up ↑ 32/34 Down ↓ 2012-04-29 01:35

< LordTroan> the only thing good about suits is you can get away with stuff
< LordTroan> cause no one questions a guy in a suit
<+telnoratti> like sneaking into high school proms for the chocolate fondue?
<+telnoratti> I'm not the only one amirite?
< LordTroan> yes, we should crash the next highschool prom near tech
<+telnoratti> ^^^
<+microcosmus> telnoratti: andreim does that too, but it's not for the chocolate fondue

#873 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2017-08-02 23:06

<marcusw> I secure satcom networks for money atm
<marcusw> hopefully I can secure my own shit hahahaha

#913 Up ↑ 11/11 Down ↓ 2018-04-01 13:24

macintoshme | I decided to have some fun and spoof one of the iDracs at work and start sending my coworkers emails about the iDrac becoming self aware. They are convinced someone at Dell is hilarious.
macintoshme | https://pastebin.com/GBEzAf3P
macintoshme | https://pastebin.com/SV7nz3wz

#856 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2014-03-04 16:53

    wallmani | anyone know why when i ssh -p 443 on acidburg, it starts nethack for me?
The_Pacifist | bug or feature?
    wallmani | bug when i am trying to access boobies on public wifi
The_Pacifist | bug or feature or divine intervention?

#866 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2014-04-17 13:00

+Timelord | fuck
+Timelord | i didn't sleep last night so i could clean openssl
+Timelord | but the part that i cleaned was totally axed

#896 Up ↑ -6/6 Down ↓ 2017-10-27 23:45

<giggybyte> (kidding)

#929 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2018-11-27 13:06

<h4des> Hnnng theres a vtpd officer and what looks like a detective 
<h4des> They're both gorgeous
<h4des> wtf i love fudds now
<lukas> quick, commit a felony so they have to arrest you h4des 
<h4des> They already arrested my heart

#964 Up ↑ 0/2 Down ↓ 2019-10-02 16:05

21:15 <+pew> .urb ricing
21:15 <+Wadsworth> To rice, or to [soup up] a crappy car with the mistaken idea that type 'R' [stickers] and performance [yellow paint] makes it go faster. - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricing
21:37 <+pconte> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
21:50 <+echarlie> lol
21:50 <+echarlie> I'm probably not coming; have homework and other stuff to do
21:50 <+pew> sorry I'll be busy using my new 4k monitor
21:50 <+pew> and headphones
21:50 <+pew> also hopefully making coffee tinctures
21:50 <+pew> cc kolhell
21:53 <+Southern_Gentleman> i am teaching class
22:01 <+kolhell> yum pew
22:01 <+kolhell> Also that's gonna be strong af XD
22:01 <+echarlie> I don't fucking understand why
22:02 <+kolhell> Lightly roast beans, grind, soak, then dilute with brewed (and mildly sweetened) espresso. I bet you could get something that equates to a shot of vodka and has 2 cups of coffee in it.
22:02 <+kolhell> That'd be like... fuck breakfast.
22:02 <+pew> oh no what have I done
22:02 <+kolhell> That and a banana and it's fucking go time lol

#61 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-05-06 17:09

<ram> I got into an interesting discussion with my roommate yesterday about Quantum Romneyism
<ram> Romney holds a superposition of all political opinions until you observe him, then they collapse based on the audience.

#892 Up ↑ 2/8 Down ↓ 2017-10-12 13:23

<pew> how about we just take the average of a bunch of random number generators
<giggybyte> how about we just take the average of your face

#84 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-13 12:21

+ackthet | i have a solution
    flax | so did Hitler

#21 Up ↑ 9/15 Down ↓ 2012-01-26 00:12

<+The_Physicist> i had to unleash some rage
< wallmani> did you shoot someone?
<+The_Physicist> a little bit

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