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// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen! NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not NSA recruiter: ... Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction NSA recruiter: ... Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships! NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...
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dyreshark+: tl;dr: you can either A. find a program to move those files for you (note: this will probably corrupt some data somehow). B. Install Linux as a VM, or just use your shell account, C. use a VM, D. reinstall Windows with a smaller partition size, or E. deal with 13GB of space for Linux, and store all of your files on your windows partition dyreshark+: i recommend B mutantmonkey recommends D dyreshark+: mutantmonkey always prefers the D
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dyreshark | so there was this girl that i just got done helping dyreshark | she was trying to start apache on arch dyreshark | and "rc.d start http" was failing dyreshark | after thinking for just a second, i realized what was wrong. dyreshark | she needed the d. so i gave her the d dyreshark | yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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< mutantmonkey> telnoratti: wallmani: so two of my friends here are vegetarian < mutantmonkey> it's annoying :P < andreim> it's a girl < wallmani> oh wow! mutantmonkey knows a vegetarian girl < wallmani> mutantmonkey: and a vegetarian girl, sitting in a tree < wallmani> k-i-s-s-i-n-g < wallmani> first comes key signing < wallmani> then comes shell access < wallmani> then comes packet sniffing and distrust
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dyreshark | GO$HA +NaCl | Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy dyreshark | grab my arch box i'm out da door imma rock dis city +NaCl | when I leave, bursh my teeth with an SSD, 'cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back dyreshark | i'm talkin linux on our boxes, boxes dyreshark | tiling on all our WMs, WMs +NaCl | IRC netsplitting our nodes, nodes +NaCl | Playing our favorite O-g-gs dyreshark | pullin up to the parties dyreshark | tryinna get a little bit of C +NaCl | eeeeeeee dyreshark | don't stop, open htop dyreshark | FOSS blow my speakers up dyreshark | tonight i'mma code till we see the sunlight +NaCl | Tonight, Ima fight dyreshark | noooo why +NaCl | 'till the code compiles right dyreshark | ^ better dyreshark | tick tock on the clock but the irc don't stop no +NaCl | whoa-oh-whoa-oh! bwr | I'm going to miss the luug this summer -
16:58:43 * | telnoratti lols at people getting mad on the internet 17:01:43 * | wallmani gets mad at telnoratti for loling at people who get mad on the internet 17:01:52 * | telnoratti lols at wallmani 17:02:31 * | wallmani pulls a coeus 17:02:40 -- | Mode [+o wallmani] by ChanServ 17:02:49 ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (stop raging you twat)