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<dkm> omg, I just got the most epic combo with my fortune -s | cowsay -f $( find /usr/share/cows -name '*.cow' | shuf | head -n 1 ) line in .bashrc <dkm> _______________________________________ <dkm> \ week. / <dkm> --------------------------------------- <dkm> \ _ <dkm> \ (_) <dkm> \ ^__^ / \ *** ChanServ sets mode: +o mutantmonkey <dkm> \ (oo)\_____/_\ \ *** dkm was kicked by mutantmonkey (dkm) *** ChanServ sets mode: -o mutantmonkey <aam> hahahahahahaha <dyreshark> FAK U UNIX TEECHER <dyreshark> FAK U <aam> hahahahahahahaha <mutantmonkey> lol <aam> omfgh <dyreshark> FAKIN UNIX <dyreshark> SAHK MA NUTZ <aam> :"D:D:D::DD *** Joins: dkm (dmaczka@luug.ece.vt.edu) <uncurlhalo> lol <dkm> why did I get kicked?
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<summerspeak> i want to get a "don't tread on me" license plate for memes <giggybyte> https://i.imgur.com/ogzqMZm.png IASIP basically describes my stance towards voting <summerspeak> i saw a sticker of that flag, but instead of "me" it said "memes" and someone put pepe's head over the snake's regular head <summerspeak> really gets my memes joggin
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// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen! NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not NSA recruiter: ... Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction NSA recruiter: ... Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships! NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...
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Transam: hrm, my brother recently has a problem with ubuntu. He says, when he's running ubuntu his fans are really loud... but when he boots to Windows, it's normal. I'm not sure how to help him with that issue andreim: um andreim: is your brother famous andreim: ? Transam: andreim, what andreim: it's normal behaviour, people like linux more
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tweeks | haha.. wtf? https://vtcsec.ru/ +via | tweeks: the csec people are sketchy f ucks aam | tweeks: it's just the domain, lo aam | hey via I'm not a sketchy fuck! +via | aam: you're all sketchy fucks aam | haha, and you aren't, via? +via | i am +via | but not like them +via | i basically envision all of csec like mutantmonkey +via | the sketchiest fuck +via | people who aren't to be trusted or talked to -
dagtheman: i really want her shirt. is it innapropriate to ask? mutantmonkey: dagtheman: just ask anyway mutantmonkey: it doesn't matter mutantmonkey: it says SQL Server on the back mutantmonkey: so it may be their team shirt dagtheman: mutantmonkey: im just concerned that it's the only one she has and she would have to undress mutantmonkey: dagtheman: haha mutantmonkey: well she has a shirt on under it it looks like aam: dagtheman likes the girl? Timelord: dagtheman: that would just make it more interesting Timelord: go for it! flax: dagtheman: is she hot? dagtheman: no dagtheman: but shirt is ok Timelord: lol flax: oh, ok flax: go for shirt dagtheman: after talk flax: "Hay, I really like your shirt. It looks good. But it'll look even better on my bedroom floor" xunil: MY WIFE
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17:30 Wadsworth+: mutantmonkey: You have messages. 17:31 mutantmonkey+: . 17:31 Wadsworth+: mutantmonkey: 21:15Z <aam> tell mutantmonkey to get a better shell account 17:31 Wadsworth+: mutantmonkey: 21:15Z <mhazinsk> tell mutantmonkey get a better shell account 17:31 mutantmonkey+: so, I actually was getting a better shell account 17:31 mutantmonkey+: that's why there was downtime 17:31 mutantmonkey+: it now has double the RAM :P
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<+wallmani> ooh, nice <+ackthet> ... <+ackthet> no <@mutantmonkey> no <+ackthet> its not nice <@mutantmonkey> it's not nice <+ackthet> its aweful <@mutantmonkey> hushmail is terrible <@mutantmonkey> read that article <hackedhead> LOL <hackedhead> someone vtbash that RIGHT NAO <@mutantmonkey> ackthet is * ackthet is