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#196 Up ↑ 12/20 Down ↓ 2013-02-28 12:03

     +mr-black | ragex: windows 95
         ragex | SHUT UP FATASS
+truncatedcone | THERE ARE NO BARS HOLDING ragex BACK! 
         ragex | i am going to physically assault your ass
      mr-black | oops.
          +aam | reason.com
          +aam | obama
         ragex | i 100% agree with the article
         zeiko | can i get my account back please?
          +aam | lol
          +aam | ಠ_ಠ
         zeiko | YOU KIDS
          +aam | ಠ_ಠ
         zeiko | STOP THESE ಠ_ಠ
          +aam | ಠ_ಠ
         zeiko | KIDDDOS
          +aam | :D
    uncurlhalo | you kids are so edgy 
         zeiko | i dont ddos its my friend

#110 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2012-10-09 23:01

Jagged | wimmens don't like floppy   
Jagged | they like hard and secure weapons

#10 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:31

<truncatedcone> people like mudkipz / people who don't are confused / i h8 pokemon

#993 Up ↑ 1/1 Down ↓ 2025-12-02 06:50

// talking about sleep
6:01:15     +cynic | it's a good way to timeskip
6:01:45      Rooks | yeah the problem is the nightmare/dream unpredictability
6:02:32      Rooks | i had a good dream about finding more flash drives to dd isos onto

#966 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2019-10-21 14:26

// Discussing weird hobbies. Re-ordered for clarity.
jpo: My current hobby is reading about tax law
echarlie: Why?
haicen: Probably to learn how legal tax evasion works
haicen: But realistically, you either have enough money to hire someone to figure that out, or you don't have enough money for it to matter
jpo: No. You can hire someone to figure out how much you owe, but I haven’t been able to find someone who'd be able to tell me how to change what I'm doing to minimize future taxes in the first place
jpo: Such people give standard advice which may be good for most people, but I am not most people, and am trying to save way more than a typical American and retire early, which means my tax considerations are not standard, and "just max roth" doesn't necessarily make sense
jpo: So the best way is of course to write a program in Haskell that expresses tax laws as a directed graph of money-type transformations, express the resulting graph as a matrix, express your desired outcome as a fitness function, reduce said matrix, and out pops optimal tax avoidance strategy
jpo: Of course, nobody takes this approach, they just look at single choices in isolation, and so the overall macro-scale outcome is suboptimal because they aren’t considering everything holistically
haicen: I was with you except the Haskell part
lukas: oh what's this, a real world useful application of haskell?!?!?
jpo: actually yes! ;)

#24 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-02-08 03:25

<telnoratti> my friend's gf was just commited and it's all my fault lol
<telnoratti> very sexy

#81 Up ↑ 40/42 Down ↓ 2012-09-10 01:13

 dyreshark | also i didn't want to be a dick earlier. but get some ;)  
telnoratti | huh? 
telnoratti | dude what the fuck 
telnoratti | that was my sister 
 dyreshark | oh

#129 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-26 01:16

[01:42:17] * telnoratti eats the box of ackthet
[01:43:05] * ackthet escapes though telnoratti's anus
[01:43:15] <LordTroan> nothing escapes telnoratti's anus
[01:43:31] * telnoratti feels like his anus has been violated either way

#87 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-09-18 10:12

dyreshark | does the library take cache for copies?
dyreshark | if not, that bytes :/

#98 Up ↑ 10/14 Down ↓ 2012-10-02 17:18

Transam: hrm, my brother recently has a problem with ubuntu. He says, when he's running ubuntu his fans are really loud... but when he boots to Windows, it's normal. I'm not sure how to help him with that issue
andreim: um
andreim: is your brother famous
andreim: ?
Transam: andreim, what
andreim: it's normal behaviour, people like linux more

#907 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-12-09 11:14

<giggybyte> greenfoot complaint #3345: you can't scroll stdout so if you're printing a lot of stuff you're just SOL

#890 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2017-10-01 10:52

<giggybyte> how do CS majors not know what irc is

#932 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2018-11-29 09:45

<lukas> you ableist scum 
<echarlie> lukas: technically it's a trackball
<lukas> hiptser ableist scum
<Southern_Gentleman> cool i am a hipster

#114 Up ↑ 5/11 Down ↓ 2012-10-13 18:48

+telnoratti | I told you exactly what part of your argument I didn't understand
     +coeus | I 
+telnoratti | and you're refusing to elaborate
     +coeus | AM
     +coeus | NOT 
     +coeus | SAYING
     +coeus | THAT
     +coeus | APPLE
     +coeus | IS
     +coeus | NOT 
     +coeus | CAPITALIST
     +coeus | HOW 
     +coeus | FUCK
     +coeus | ING 
     +coeus | HARD
     +coeus | IS
   wallmani | stop
     +coeus | THAT
     +coeus | TO
     +coeus | UNDER
      +NaCl | dude
     +coeus | STAND
     +coeus | !?
     +coeus | !!
     +coeus | ? 
     +coeus | !/
+telnoratti | coeus: you need to stop you're violating vtluug rules
     +coeus | ? 
     +coeus | ! 
     +coeus | ? 
     +coeus | telnoratti: you get all that?

#888 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2017-09-18 14:43

<giggybyte> everyone's been coughing on campus
<giggybyte> pretty sure there's a plague going around
<+lukas> it's called "freshmen are away from home for the first time and have not figured out how to eat right without parental supervision"

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