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#945 Up ↑ 1/1 Down ↓ 2019-03-04 15:13

<lukas> wine in a box is just efficient
<Southern_Gentleman> yep and you can always throw up in the box afterwards
<lukas> you can re-use the cardboard to make cardboard weapons and have drunken 3am cardboard wars in your apartment until the neighbors call the cops and you have to explain that it's just 3 grown ass dudes drunk on cheap box wine playing war
<kolhell> Rather build wizard staves tbh
<echarlie> rofl
<h4des> what the fuck

#96 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 23:44

telnoratti: I figured out why there are no windows in the CS lounge, they must have figured we'd uninstall them in favour of *nix

#30 Up ↑ 14/14 Down ↓ 2012-02-14 16:12

<marcusw> .g [hello to our friends in domestic surveillance]
<+Wadsworth> marcusw: http://vtluug.org/files/irc/vtluug.html

#961 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2019-09-10 23:33

<pew> meming is just another word for edge case testing

#911 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2018-02-21 23:14

<truncatedcone> ・̛̀͏̢゜̨͟͠゜̸͟・̵̴̧̛̀。̨̛͜͞。͢͏̶̧̢ ̢͞͏͜͠ ҉̨́͢͏・̷̶̀͢͝゜̀͡゜̸̢͜\҉̧͜_҉̷̶́͠ó̸̴̡̀͟<̴͢ ̶̨̕Q̵҉̧̨̛̕U҉͘A̡̧̛͠C͘͠Ḱ̷̴͡!͡
<+pew> what the FUCK
<salamander> It's like earrape but for IRC
<salamander> I love it

#884 Up ↑ 11/11 Down ↓ 2017-09-08 09:08

<+Macuser> omg that was so fun
<@ackthet> lose your virginity?

#942 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2019-01-20 21:18

<pew> fuck it's cold and windy outside
<pew> I had to stop multiple times just so my fucking dick wouldn't fall off
<+echarlie> cycling tights are amazeballs
<pew> I was wearing wool tights
<pew> how about I just put a sock on my dick
<h4des> pew: public masturbation is illegal

#76 Up ↑ 0/12 Down ↓ 2012-07-11 21:26

<+ackthet> whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby
<+ackthet> i dont cum on the apple before i eat it

#8 Up ↑ 3/7 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:27

<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks!
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks!
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Too much food!
* vtluug_bot explodes

#14 Up ↑ 6/10 Down ↓ 2012-01-03 02:27

<@West0n> The internet is like jail: if you drop the sopa, you get butt raped

#167 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2013-01-02 20:42

<dyreshark> holy shit
<dyreshark> it all makes sense
<Timelord_> what about german culture...
<dyreshark> mutantmonkey loves correcting people and being irritated
<dyreshark> german people always sound angry at each other thanks to their language
<mutantmonkey> Timelord_: music, history
<dyreshark> i did nazi that coming
<mutantmonkey> they tend to be very up front and will let you know if you're irritating them :P
<dyreshark> good
<dyreshark> i like people that can communicate effectively

#106 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 00:33

andreim | sometimes coeus quotes pop into my head and I laugh by myself
andreim | like telno-fucking-ratti
andreim | it has so much humor embedded
andreim | the fact that he's coeus
andreim | the way he said it
andreim | the context
andreim | it's very good

#40 Up ↑ -7/7 Down ↓ 2012-04-01 19:35

19:34:23   Excalibur0998 | I'm pretty sure thunderbird causes my ubuntu to freeze up

#917 Up ↑ 21/21 Down ↓ 2018-06-01 12:21

h4des: why work when you can shitpost in irc

#171 Up ↑ 24/26 Down ↓ 2013-01-13 19:37

mohammed | Guess who the Systems TA is
    +aam | if it's mohammed I lost all hopes in CS@VT
mohammed | Me too. 
mohammed | Im not sure why they gave me Systems of all classes

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