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furiochri I mean c'mon... Xcode is free! furiochri and we can't install it LordTroan so is AIDs furiochri all the while 90% of the macs in there are being used for gaming or facebooking! furiochri yeah, but you can't develop apps with AIDS LordTroan challenge accepted furiochri iOS apps furiochri and get them signed/verified furiochri legitimately LordTroan iOS is already AIDS furiochri LOL furiochri is most certainly a spreading virus furiochri but hey... that's where the money's at LordTroan woah, money? get your capitolism outta here LordTroan this is a commie only channel -
<gig> There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years. <gig> i'm barely a millenial <+pew> millenials end at 1996 <+pew> (conviently for me :P) <+lukas> are you at the tail end of millenial pew? <Southern_Gentleman> and i have underwear older than all of you <+lukas> that's... not a good thing <Southern_Gentleman> yes it is that means i know how to do the paperwork at the end of the job
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Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?! Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone. Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!? James: Did you get any? Lukas: Yeah, a few.
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+mr-black | ragex: windows 95 ragex | SHUT UP FATASS +truncatedcone | THERE ARE NO BARS HOLDING ragex BACK! ragex | i am going to physically assault your ass mr-black | oops. +aam | reason.com +aam | obama ragex | i 100% agree with the article zeiko | can i get my account back please? +aam | lol +aam | ಠ_ಠ zeiko | YOU KIDS +aam | ಠ_ಠ zeiko | STOP THESE ಠ_ಠ +aam | ಠ_ಠ zeiko | KIDDDOS +aam | :D uncurlhalo | you kids are so edgy zeiko | i dont ddos its my friend -
<summerspeak> i want to get a "don't tread on me" license plate for memes <giggybyte> https://i.imgur.com/ogzqMZm.png IASIP basically describes my stance towards voting <summerspeak> i saw a sticker of that flag, but instead of "me" it said "memes" and someone put pepe's head over the snake's regular head <summerspeak> really gets my memes joggin
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jpo: As much as I might find the extent of our society’s reliance on personal metal boxes on 4 wheels to be distasteful, having one’s own metal box does have undeniable utility. I went several hundred miles in someone else’s metal box with the check engine and BRAKE light on a flashing and blinking the whole time, through rain and that snow/ice/sleet/hail storm, and control of the vehicle was indeed lost. Mildly terrifying. Lots of highways with semis too. Having my own metal box without these real and present risks to life and limb seems overdue jpo: Traction control light (ABS not working) was also on. Along with a couple other lights. Only light that was any consolation was the “passenger airbag on” light
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14:01 cco3 : Ok, so once again, second semester freshman year, Spring 2005 14:01 cco3 : I worked at the office of undergrad admissions 14:02 cco3 : getting to look at my younger friends grades as they applied to VT, stuff like that 14:02 cco3 : making a little bit of money every other week 14:02 cco3 : I also lived off campus because you are allowed to do that if you are a freshman if you have a relative within 40 miles 14:02 cco3 : my grandfather lived over in Newport which is like 20 minutes from campus 14:03 cco3 : I wasn't sure I had enough gas to get home and back, and I didn't have money to buy gas 14:03 cco3 : so I brought a sleeping bag with me and decided to stay up late doing some kind of math homework (I forget which class) 14:04 cco3 : and so I'm in McBryde 133, doing math hw until 4Am 14:04 cco3 : oh, right, this was on a thursday and I was getting paid the next day 14:04 cco3 : that was the point of mentioning the job 14:04 cco3 : so I just had to last to the next day 14:04 cco3 : so at 4, I roll out my sleeping bag and hit the hay 14:05 cco3 : at 5:00, that crazy mcbryde janitor with the bulgy eyes and grey hair came in and saw me 14:05 cco3 : (maybe you know who I'm talking about) 14:05 cco3 : He's talked to me before about weird things I didn't understand 14:06 cco3 : he came up to me once and slapped his face a bunch of times and shook his head 14:06 cco3 : but that's another story 14:06 cco3 : anyway, instead of just nudging me and telling me to get, he calls the VT police 14:06 cco3 : the police come in, from either sides of the lecture hall 14:06 cco3 : hands on their holsters 14:06 cco3 : shining flashlights in my face 14:07 cco3 : I wake up and start to get out of my sleeping bag 14:07 cco3 : they jump back real quick and tighten their grip on their guns like I'm about to whip out an uzi from my sleeping back 14:07 cco3 : they say "sir can we see your hokie id" 14:08 cco3 : I hand it to them and they call it in "This is Unit 64. we have a 10-20 on the Hokie Passport" 14:08 cco3 : then he turns to me and says, "alright sorry, we just didn't know if you were supposed to be here or not" 14:08 cco3 : And then I went back to sleep. 14:08 cco3 : THE END