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#942 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2019-01-20 21:18

<pew> fuck it's cold and windy outside
<pew> I had to stop multiple times just so my fucking dick wouldn't fall off
<+echarlie> cycling tights are amazeballs
<pew> I was wearing wool tights
<pew> how about I just put a sock on my dick
<h4des> pew: public masturbation is illegal

#883 Up ↑ 14/14 Down ↓ 2017-09-05 13:40

<+lukas> wow, you're invoking gods name more than when johnv uses his butt cream

#189 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2013-02-15 01:16

<LordTroan> truncatedcone: insert stuff
* truncatedcone inserts bananas into mutantmonkey

#111 Up ↑ 1/3 Down ↓ 2012-10-10 00:32

coeus | for the record                     
coeus | my first time will be a 3way   
coeus | me + girl + truncatedcone

#895 Up ↑ 2/12 Down ↓ 2017-10-12 21:01

<giggybyte> pew mmm feels nice to take a shit on my own toilet

#887 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2017-09-11 10:55

+echarlie | kolhell: did you eventually get onto acidburn?
giggybyte | lol i haven't either
+echarlie | giggybyte: I haven't made an account for you :P
giggybyte | :'(
kolhell | Nah I was busy catching up on hw and drinking last night and getting the demons sucked out of me by some gorgeous little 5th year.

#867 Up ↑ -5/9 Down ↓ 2017-08-02 23:03

<echarlie> "submit query" on the submit button
<pew> hm?
<echarlie> it would be nice if you showed a list of tags on the tags page
<pew> that's what the "TAB" tab is for
<echarlie> also, how are you preventing repeat votes?
<pew> but it's broke
<pew> it's by ip

#75 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2012-07-10 17:41

telnoratti | vegetarians were so op

#150 Up ↑ -4/12 Down ↓ 2012-11-26 17:40

dyreshark: truncatedcone: semaphores <are> kernel boners
truncatedcone: Okay, dyreshark.
dyreshark: so many people can read the boner at once, but only one has write access
dyreshark: if you know what i'm sayin'
dyreshark: cause i sure as hell don't

#955 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2019-06-14 19:55

// talking about software backgrounds.
jpo: Someone handed me a copy of K&R in 3rd grade, and went from there

#915 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2018-05-03 16:09

// coordinating alternate meeting plans for reading day.
<@marcusw> echarlie: pew bgregos giggybyte kolhell lukas + anyone else: pk's tn?
<giggybyte> YES
<giggybyte> a restaurant i actually like
<+bgregos>  Sounds good to me
<pew> Sure
<+echarlie> marcusw: I'd do that
<+echarlie> giggybyte: I don't think you've stepped foot in any others, which doesn't help :P
<giggybyte> echarlie: I don't have to "step foot" in other restaurants to look at their menu online and see there's nothing I like
<+echarlie> s/there's nothing I like/that I'm a little bitch/
<+echarlie> ftfy
<giggybyte> don't see how being a picky eater == being a little bitch but ok

#7 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:24

<@mutantmonkey> truncatedcone: something random
* truncatedcone throws his reese at ackthet

#125 Up ↑ 31/33 Down ↓ 2012-10-18 20:45

Mohammed: So I'm the reason we got a 4-day extension to the project
Mohammed: I called the default constructor inside itself multiple times and it ended up crashing Web-CAT

#176 Up ↑ 22/24 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:41

Mohammed: Sara, how would you rate my interactions with you as a woman on a scale from 1-10 based on awkwardness?

#888 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2017-09-18 14:43

<giggybyte> everyone's been coughing on campus
<giggybyte> pretty sure there's a plague going around
<+lukas> it's called "freshmen are away from home for the first time and have not figured out how to eat right without parental supervision"

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