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#917 Up ↑ 25/25 Down ↓ 2018-06-01 12:21

h4des: why work when you can shitpost in irc

#975 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2021-02-11 14:34

<gig>	y'all ever sit through meetings at work with people trying to sell you snake oil
<pew>	not really
<pew>	might happen tomorrow though idk
<gig>	s/people/other companies/
<pew>	'pentest-as-a-service' can't be that bad, right?
<gig>	lol
<gig>	sure
<echarlie>	uh, that's called connecting yourself to the internet

#182 Up ↑ 11/15 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 22:05

     @dkm | I need to do a bunch of reading for class and I don't really feel like it
     @dkm | someone ask a Linux-y question so I have an excuse not to do my reading
+wallmani | dkm: i set my cpu to be at 95 degrees but the kernel did not pop
     @dkm | don't use the popcorn setting
     @dkm | it never works

#131 Up ↑ 29/31 Down ↓ 2012-10-28 22:50

Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?!
Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone.
Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... 
Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!?
James: Did you get any?
Lukas: Yeah, a few.

#74 Up ↑ -4/10 Down ↓ 2012-07-09 20:23

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<LordTroan> delious                                                           
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#48 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-04-16 23:53

// telnoratti is considering buying dyreshark's clicky keyboard
telnoratti: It's blank, right?
dyreshark: Yeah
telnoratti: What kind of keyboard is it?
dyreshark: QWERTY.

#908 Up ↑ -14/14 Down ↓ 2017-12-26 23:45

<pew> bgregos: you don't actually have to make them
<pew> heh

#105 Up ↑ 8/12 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 00:10

telnoratti: truncatedcone: wallmani <is> a snitch
truncatedcone: Okay, telnoratti.
wallmani: truncatedcone: telnoratti <reply> pls...
truncatedcone: Okay, wallmani.
telnoratti: ...   
telnoratti: what does that even mean
microcosmus: truncatedcone: telnoratti <reply> telnoratti pls...
truncatedcone: Okay, microcosmus.
telnoratti: >.>
telnoratti: seriously?
wallmani: truncatedcone: telnoratti is acually dolan
truncatedcone: Okay, wallmani.
Timelord: truncatedcone: gooby pls <reply> s/gooby/telnoratti/
truncatedcone: Okay, Timelord.  
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#91 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-26 12:50

12:48:24   +dyreshark | i have 3 monitors
12:48:27       +coeus | nice
12:48:33   +dyreshark | so i can watch porn on two and hack on the other
12:48:34   +dyreshark | B)
12:48:38       +coeus | ...
12:48:54   +dyreshark | that's what's known as...
12:48:58            * | dyreshark puts on sunglasses
12:49:01   +dyreshark | double penetration
12:49:03   +dyreshark | YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#150 Up ↑ -4/12 Down ↓ 2012-11-26 17:40

dyreshark: truncatedcone: semaphores <are> kernel boners
truncatedcone: Okay, dyreshark.
dyreshark: so many people can read the boner at once, but only one has write access
dyreshark: if you know what i'm sayin'
dyreshark: cause i sure as hell don't

#90 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-25 08:53

   +telnoratti | absolute zero usually requires cooling lazors
     dyreshark | truncatedcone: telnoratti <is> firin' his laz0r 
+truncatedcone | dyreshark: Your mom is firin' his laz0r!
     dyreshark | :( 
   +telnoratti | all night long

#192 Up ↑ -9/15 Down ↓ 2013-02-20 13:11

"C++ is like C mixed with Java" -Random girl in CS lounge

#17 Up ↑ 23/23 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 19:41

<ackthet> that sucks mexican athiest transsexual republican dick
<cco3> why do I ever flip to this screen?

#39 Up ↑ -2/4 Down ↓ 2012-03-26 10:19

<guzzles> .g blue waffle
<+Wadsworth> guzzles: http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/
<guzzles> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<+ackthet> sweeeeeeeet

#84 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-13 12:21

+ackthet | i have a solution
    flax | so did Hitler

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