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• #183 Up ↑ 21/23 Down ↓ 2013-01-30 22:49

  Ben G: If I can keep my shit together, my 30th birthday present to myself will be a Tesla Model S. I'm planning on paying with a briefcase full of hundreds, handcuffed to myself.
  Andrei: That won't work; I've tried it before. The dealership wouldn't accept my cash.

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