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#27 Up ↑ 56/66 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 13:53

<telnoratti> fine well to start off i always give a friend from yorktown a clock for xmas/borthday
<telnoratti> binary ect. cool clocks this year i decided to get him an atomic clock and i bought an eviltron
<telnoratti> .g eviltron
<+Wadsworth> telnoratti: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/
<telnoratti> and hid it inside the clock
<telnoratti> iso every 15-20 min it made a random creepy sound
<telnoratti> a few weeks went by and nothing happened so i assmued it didn't work
<telnoratti> untill i got a call from my other friend telling me that his gf just tried to commit suicide
<telnoratti> apparently they had been hearing it the entire time and assumed their appt. was haunted
<telnoratti> they got wiccans to try and expell the spirits and my friend had his first nightmares since 10
<telnoratti> they even moved appts
<telnoratti> but brought the clock
<telnoratti> yeah apparently they thought some spirit wanted them dead or something and my friend came home to his gf popping pills
<+ackthet> what did they say?
<telnoratti> well he's not talking to me lol  
<telnoratti> and from what my other friend said the clock is a pile of rubble that has been repeatedly exploded
<telnoratti> apparently it kept sounding like it was from different locations

#26 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 11:41

<+wallmani> ooh, nice
<+ackthet> ...
<+ackthet> no
<@mutantmonkey> no
<+ackthet> its not nice
<@mutantmonkey> it's not nice
<+ackthet> its aweful
<@mutantmonkey> hushmail is terrible
<@mutantmonkey> read that article
<hackedhead> LOL
<hackedhead> someone vtbash that RIGHT NAO
<@mutantmonkey> ackthet is
* ackthet is

#17 Up ↑ 23/23 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 19:41

<ackthet> that sucks mexican athiest transsexual republican dick
<cco3> why do I ever flip to this screen?

#12 Up ↑ 13/19 Down ↓ 2012-01-02 23:59

<scanf> and then there was wired gigabit and ipv6 everywhere
<scanf> and there was much rejoicing
<wallmani> and the sysadmin smiled, for it was good

#11 Up ↑ 7/15 Down ↓ 2011-12-30 00:17

<failedassertion> Who here has a gf and wants to go on a double date with me and a girl from the internet?
-*- wallmani has trouble conversing with girls
-*- wallmani goes on OkCupid
<wallmani> i got your back brother

#9 Up ↑ 3/11 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:27

< matt\> .g the fucking weather
< truncatedcone> .g fucking the weather
< vtluug_bot> truncatedcone: http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
< vtluug_bot> matt\: http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
 * matt\ high-fives truncatedcone

#8 Up ↑ 3/7 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:27

<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks!
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks!
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Too much food!
* vtluug_bot explodes

#7 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:24

<@mutantmonkey> truncatedcone: something random
* truncatedcone throws his reese at ackthet

#6 Up ↑ 22/26 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

<+ackthet> hackedhead: grep your logs for blist
<+ackthet> you should
< xunil> grep the internet for porn
< xunil> you should

#5 Up ↑ 1/5 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

< phnx> so, i need to teach myself css and javascript to work on a web page
< phnx> what order should i learn them in?
< phnx> or does it matter?
<+ackthet> css
<+ackthet> then javascript
<@mutantmonkey> yeah
< phnx> any particular reason?
<+ackthet> yes
< Jagged> because
< via> they
<+ackthet> are
< Jagged> really
< via> kind of integral to website design

#4 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

< Jagged> sudo apt-get install christmas-tree
< Shards_of_Narsil> pacman -Rcdsf christmas-carols
< Jagged> emerge christmas-lights
< Jagged> dpkg --reconfigure living-room

#3 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<Ramblurr> it's our modern version of a dick length contest
<ammoniumnitrate> >_<
-*- ammoniumnitrate always loses at those

#2 Up ↑ 16/24 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<reese> let's say that /someone/ found a rather large security issue in [redacted]
<mutantmonkey> you could just do abuse@vt.edu
<wallmani> mutantmonkey: that's for sexual abuse

#1 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<Ramblurr> mutantmonkey: sup? hows christmas
<mutantmonkey> I got this sweet 7 dbi gain wifi antenna
<mutantmonkey> it's directional
<mutantmonkey> I should take it to class and point it at people

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