14:01 cco3 : Ok, so once again, second semester freshman year, Spring 2005
14:01 cco3 : I worked at the office of undergrad admissions
14:02 cco3 : getting to look at my younger friends grades as they applied to VT, stuff like that
14:02 cco3 : making a little bit of money every other week
14:02 cco3 : I also lived off campus because you are allowed to do that if you are a freshman if you have a relative within 40 miles
14:02 cco3 : my grandfather lived over in Newport which is like 20 minutes from campus
14:03 cco3 : I wasn't sure I had enough gas to get home and back, and I didn't have money to buy gas
14:03 cco3 : so I brought a sleeping bag with me and decided to stay up late doing some kind of math homework (I forget which class)
14:04 cco3 : and so I'm in McBryde 133, doing math hw until 4Am
14:04 cco3 : oh, right, this was on a thursday and I was getting paid the next day
14:04 cco3 : that was the point of mentioning the job
14:04 cco3 : so I just had to last to the next day
14:04 cco3 : so at 4, I roll out my sleeping bag and hit the hay
14:05 cco3 : at 5:00, that crazy mcbryde janitor with the bulgy eyes and grey hair came in and saw me
14:05 cco3 : (maybe you know who I'm talking about)
14:05 cco3 : He's talked to me before about weird things I didn't understand
14:06 cco3 : he came up to me once and slapped his face a bunch of times and shook his head
14:06 cco3 : but that's another story
14:06 cco3 : anyway, instead of just nudging me and telling me to get, he calls the VT police
14:06 cco3 : the police come in, from either sides of the lecture hall
14:06 cco3 : hands on their holsters
14:06 cco3 : shining flashlights in my face
14:07 cco3 : I wake up and start to get out of my sleeping bag
14:07 cco3 : they jump back real quick and tighten their grip on their guns like I'm about to whip out an uzi from my sleeping back
14:07 cco3 : they say "sir can we see your hokie id"
14:08 cco3 : I hand it to them and they call it in "This is Unit 64. we have a 10-20 on the Hokie Passport"
14:08 cco3 : then he turns to me and says, "alright sorry, we just didn't know if you were supposed to be here or not"
14:08 cco3 : And then I went back to sleep.
14:08 cco3 : THE END