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#181 Up ↑ -1/11 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 19:20

Roger | I smell pasta.
Sean  | You smell possum?
Roger | Yea... I smell possum.
Matt  | I heard possum too.
Sean  | My possum sense is tingling.

#180 Up ↑ 17/19 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:46

Glen: There are two scales when you rate girls: the regular scale and the Glen scale. The Glen scale is whatever the girl's rank is divided by 2, then add 1 point per every two shots you've taken.

#179 Up ↑ 9/13 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:45

David: I bleached the Asian away
David: It's like the Crest whitening strips, except they take the yellow out of your skin instead of your teeth

#178 Up ↑ -2/12 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:43

George: "I have the strangest boner right now..."
Roger: "So he pats you on the shoulder and you have the strangest boner..."
George: "For the record I was just kidding."

#177 Up ↑ 1/13 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:42

Michael: This just in, both Romney and Obama are Muslims, as decided by the CS lounge.

#176 Up ↑ 22/24 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:41

Mohammed: Sara, how would you rate my interactions with you as a woman on a scale from 1-10 based on awkwardness?

#175 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:19

           -- | ackthet is now known as Papa
        +Papa | sup
+mutantmonkey | Papa: where is my late birthday gift?
        +Papa | i was too busy running down my snow laden driveway
        +Papa | to buy you one
        +Papa | now if i can come up with a late birthday gift for you...

#174 Up ↑ 14/18 Down ↓ 2013-01-26 17:39

// Kafura is going over how x86 stack execution works in CS3214
Student: So is a stack overflow when you have too many stacks?
Kafura: Um... there's only *one* stack...

#173 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2013-01-15 20:17

* | Timelord needs more time

#172 Up ↑ 1/9 Down ↓ 2013-01-15 18:52

Southern_Gentleman:I just got a truthful email "Russian Whores are ready to Chat with you "
[6:49pm] aam: but they are
[6:49pm] munin: they're not russian
[6:49pm] dyreshark: idk lol

#171 Up ↑ 24/26 Down ↓ 2013-01-13 19:37

mohammed | Guess who the Systems TA is
    +aam | if it's mohammed I lost all hopes in CS@VT
mohammed | Me too. 
mohammed | Im not sure why they gave me Systems of all classes

#170 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2013-01-08 14:31

failedassertion | mhazinsk: Timelord: I have a solution to my home-automation-while-owning-apartments problem
failedassertion | *-renting-apartment
     hackedhead | failedassertion: condo?
failedassertion | shuddup hackedhead
failedassertion | (though yes. good idea)
failedassertion | no
failedassertion | PILLOW FORT BITCHES
failedassertion | DMX+CAN+GigE+Luxeon LEDs+MOTHERFUCKINGPILLOWFORT
failedassertion | bitches love pillow forts
failedassertion | also, good morning #vtluug
failedassertion | jesus
failedassertion | you all hate pillow forts
           +aam | yup
failedassertion | this is bullshit
failedassertion | i'm out.
     hackedhead | i'm just trying to figure out
     hackedhead | .. why you're so committed to impressing some dogs...
failedassertion | fire hazard? yeah, me too
failedassertion | sidenote: "Pillow Fort Bitches" == bluegrass band

#169 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2013-01-06 10:28

mutantmonkey: truncatedcone: Timelord <is> young
truncatedcone: mutantmonkey: Your mom is young!
mutantmonkey: :P
mutantmonkey: actually she's not really

#168 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2013-01-04 14:28

dyreshark | so there was this girl that i just got done helping
dyreshark | she was trying to start apache on arch
dyreshark | and "rc.d start http" was failing
dyreshark | after thinking for just a second, i realized what was wrong.
dyreshark | she needed the d. so i gave her the d
dyreshark | yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#167 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2013-01-02 20:42

<dyreshark> holy shit
<dyreshark> it all makes sense
<Timelord_> what about german culture...
<dyreshark> mutantmonkey loves correcting people and being irritated
<dyreshark> german people always sound angry at each other thanks to their language
<mutantmonkey> Timelord_: music, history
<dyreshark> i did nazi that coming
<mutantmonkey> they tend to be very up front and will let you know if you're irritating them :P
<dyreshark> good
<dyreshark> i like people that can communicate effectively

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