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Quotes Tagged 'sex'

• #946 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2019-03-12 10:41

  *h4des is a Korean who has to go back for national service. VTLUUG discusses the merits of compulsory military service*
  h4des: perfectly heterosexual anal sex between two or more majority-consenting men
  lukas: that's the spirit

  TAGS: service military h4des lukas vtluug sex anal

• #860 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2014-03-07 12:34

  marcusw | merit badge presentations 
  marcusw | I have never seen a group of kids so confused in my life
  guzzles | marcusw: Even when you lost your virginity?
        * | guzzles trollfaces
  guzzles | SEE IS FUNNY BECAUSE IMPLIES CHILD MOLESTATION
  marcusw | guzzles: I've tried to interpret that about 6 different ways and none of them make any sense at all, lol

  TAGS: molestation boy scouts marcusw guzzles sex

• #168 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2013-01-04 14:28

  dyreshark | so there was this girl that i just got done helping
  dyreshark | she was trying to start apache on arch
  dyreshark | and "rc.d start http" was failing
  dyreshark | after thinking for just a second, i realized what was wrong.
  dyreshark | she needed the d. so i gave her the d
  dyreshark | yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  TAGS: dyreshark sex puns