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// On #vtcsec mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq" mutantmonkey | yay derbycon // The next day James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks. Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.
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12:48:24 +dyreshark | i have 3 monitors 12:48:27 +coeus | nice 12:48:33 +dyreshark | so i can watch porn on two and hack on the other 12:48:34 +dyreshark | B) 12:48:38 +coeus | ... 12:48:54 +dyreshark | that's what's known as... 12:48:58 * | dyreshark puts on sunglasses 12:49:01 +dyreshark | double penetration 12:49:03 +dyreshark | YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen! NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not NSA recruiter: ... Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction NSA recruiter: ... Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships! NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...