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Quotes Tagged 'james'

#131 Up ↑ 29/31 Down ↓ 2012-10-28 22:50

Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?!
Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone.
Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... 
Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!?
James: Did you get any?
Lukas: Yeah, a few.

#128 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-23 00:23

George: Your hair looks like ramen noodles.
James: I really don't know how to respond to that.

#119 Up ↑ 15/15 Down ↓ 2012-10-14 03:51

Calvin: No one has given me a legitimate reason for why I should raise a kid.
James: I think you should wait until you can own a gun before you try to raise a kid.
Calvin: Those are not related!

#95 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 16:38

// On #vtcsec
mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq"
mutantmonkey | yay derbycon

// The next day
James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks.
Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... 
Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.

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