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#90 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-25 08:53

   +telnoratti | absolute zero usually requires cooling lazors
     dyreshark | truncatedcone: telnoratti <is> firin' his laz0r 
+truncatedcone | dyreshark: Your mom is firin' his laz0r!
     dyreshark | :( 
   +telnoratti | all night long

#89 Up ↑ 12/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 16:45

dyreshark arch users are all catching a disease...
dyreshark it's a
 * dyreshark puts on sunglasses
dyreshark terminal illness
dyreshark YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
+microcosmus /kb dyreshark

#88 Up ↑ 12/14 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 15:50

dyreshark | why do macs have their own addresses?
      ram | dyreshark: to prevent IPv6 exhaustion due to andreim

#87 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-09-18 10:12

dyreshark | does the library take cache for copies?
dyreshark | if not, that bytes :/

#86 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-09-16 18:24

  Transam | wallmani, how sober are you now?
+wallmani | Transam: Is this a challenge or a question?

#85 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-14 14:42

// Lukas is discussing his autistic brother
Lukas: Do you guys know what causes autism?
Calvin: Your mom!
Lukas: ...technically, yes.

#84 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-13 12:21

+ackthet | i have a solution
    flax | so did Hitler

#83 Up ↑ 25/29 Down ↓ 2012-09-12 11:54

// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food
Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen!
NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things
Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not
NSA recruiter: ...
Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction
NSA recruiter: ...
Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships!
NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...

#82 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-11 15:00

Transam | wtf gps
Transam | wtfff
Transam | I try to drive to cburg
Transam | and here I am
Transam | In West Virginia

#81 Up ↑ 40/42 Down ↓ 2012-09-10 01:13

 dyreshark | also i didn't want to be a dick earlier. but get some ;)  
telnoratti | huh? 
telnoratti | dude what the fuck 
telnoratti | that was my sister 
 dyreshark | oh

#80 Up ↑ 20/22 Down ↓ 2012-09-06 10:02

<dyreshark>    telnoratti: is he complaining about how Notepad doesn't sanely handle any line ending but crlf?
<dyreshark>    :p
<telnoratti>   =P
<telnoratti>   how did you know?
<microcosmus>  haha
<telnoratti>   is serious
<dyreshark>    seriously?
<skrblr>       ...yes
<microcosmus>  ...
<microcosmus>  hahaha
<telnoratti>   wait you didn't know that's what he was complaining about?
<dyreshark>    fucking wins all the internets
<dyreshark>    no
<dyreshark>    i pulled it out of my ass. seriously.
<skrblr>       he was literally on about that about 10 minutes ago

#79 Up ↑ 8/14 Down ↓ 2012-08-26 17:01

+ackthet | 'do you want us to suck your cocks?' 'no i want to anally violate you against your  will!'

#78 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-08-23 23:22

23:13:55    telnoratti | So...
23:14:02             * | telnoratti just had a super awkward moment                                                                                                               
23:14:10    telnoratti | At my grandmother's house
23:14:13    telnoratti | turn on the tv                                                                                                                        
23:14:18    telnoratti | find it's on the playboy channel...                                                                                                              
23:15:38    telnoratti | ...                                                                                                                                     
23:15:46    telnoratti | my grandfather is dead

#77 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-08-18 20:55

<wallmani> | andreim: comrade
<andreim>  | don't comrade me. I ain't no russian

#76 Up ↑ 0/12 Down ↓ 2012-07-11 21:26

<+ackthet> whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby
<+ackthet> i dont cum on the apple before i eat it

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