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#93 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 00:46

<+andreim> http://www.privacypop.com/
<+Wadsworth> [ PrivacyPop.com - Privacy Pop Bed Tent ] 
<+ackthet> andreim: for fapping

#92 Up ↑ 5/5 Down ↓ 2012-09-27 23:49

23:46:27 +coeus truncatedcone: wallmani <is> not a hipster, he is foreign
23:46:28 +truncatedcone coeus: Your mom is not a hipster, he is foreign!
23:46:32 +coeus ...

#91 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-26 12:50

12:48:24   +dyreshark | i have 3 monitors
12:48:27       +coeus | nice
12:48:33   +dyreshark | so i can watch porn on two and hack on the other
12:48:34   +dyreshark | B)
12:48:38       +coeus | ...
12:48:54   +dyreshark | that's what's known as...
12:48:58            * | dyreshark puts on sunglasses
12:49:01   +dyreshark | double penetration
12:49:03   +dyreshark | YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#90 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-25 08:53

   +telnoratti | absolute zero usually requires cooling lazors
     dyreshark | truncatedcone: telnoratti <is> firin' his laz0r 
+truncatedcone | dyreshark: Your mom is firin' his laz0r!
     dyreshark | :( 
   +telnoratti | all night long

#89 Up ↑ 12/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 16:45

dyreshark arch users are all catching a disease...
dyreshark it's a
 * dyreshark puts on sunglasses
dyreshark terminal illness
dyreshark YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
+microcosmus /kb dyreshark

#88 Up ↑ 12/14 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 15:50

dyreshark | why do macs have their own addresses?
      ram | dyreshark: to prevent IPv6 exhaustion due to andreim

#87 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-09-18 10:12

dyreshark | does the library take cache for copies?
dyreshark | if not, that bytes :/

#86 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-09-16 18:24

  Transam | wallmani, how sober are you now?
+wallmani | Transam: Is this a challenge or a question?

#85 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-14 14:42

// Lukas is discussing his autistic brother
Lukas: Do you guys know what causes autism?
Calvin: Your mom!
Lukas: ...technically, yes.

#84 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-13 12:21

+ackthet | i have a solution
    flax | so did Hitler

#83 Up ↑ 25/29 Down ↓ 2012-09-12 11:54

// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food
Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen!
NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things
Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not
NSA recruiter: ...
Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction
NSA recruiter: ...
Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships!
NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...

#82 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-11 15:00

Transam | wtf gps
Transam | wtfff
Transam | I try to drive to cburg
Transam | and here I am
Transam | In West Virginia

#81 Up ↑ 40/42 Down ↓ 2012-09-10 01:13

 dyreshark | also i didn't want to be a dick earlier. but get some ;)  
telnoratti | huh? 
telnoratti | dude what the fuck 
telnoratti | that was my sister 
 dyreshark | oh

#80 Up ↑ 20/22 Down ↓ 2012-09-06 10:02

<dyreshark>    telnoratti: is he complaining about how Notepad doesn't sanely handle any line ending but crlf?
<dyreshark>    :p
<telnoratti>   =P
<telnoratti>   how did you know?
<microcosmus>  haha
<telnoratti>   is serious
<dyreshark>    seriously?
<skrblr>       ...yes
<microcosmus>  ...
<microcosmus>  hahaha
<telnoratti>   wait you didn't know that's what he was complaining about?
<dyreshark>    fucking wins all the internets
<dyreshark>    no
<dyreshark>    i pulled it out of my ass. seriously.
<skrblr>       he was literally on about that about 10 minutes ago

#79 Up ↑ 8/14 Down ↓ 2012-08-26 17:01

+ackthet | 'do you want us to suck your cocks?' 'no i want to anally violate you against your  will!'

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