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#98 Up ↑ 10/14 Down ↓ 2012-10-02 17:18

Transam: hrm, my brother recently has a problem with ubuntu. He says, when he's running ubuntu his fans are really loud... but when he boots to Windows, it's normal. I'm not sure how to help him with that issue
andreim: um
andreim: is your brother famous
andreim: ?
Transam: andreim, what
andreim: it's normal behaviour, people like linux more

#97 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-10-02 12:41

 +coeus | lol, all the black kids were at Gamestop picking up their copies of NBA2K13 
      * | coeus includes self in that statement 
guzzles | This has been the Daily Racism. Brought to you by the Linux and Unix Users Group at Virginia Tech.

#96 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 23:44

telnoratti: I figured out why there are no windows in the CS lounge, they must have figured we'd uninstall them in favour of *nix

#95 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 16:38

// On #vtcsec
mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq"
mutantmonkey | yay derbycon

// The next day
James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks.
Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... 
Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.

#93 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 00:46

<+andreim> http://www.privacypop.com/
<+Wadsworth> [ PrivacyPop.com - Privacy Pop Bed Tent ] 
<+ackthet> andreim: for fapping

#92 Up ↑ 5/5 Down ↓ 2012-09-27 23:49

23:46:27 +coeus truncatedcone: wallmani <is> not a hipster, he is foreign
23:46:28 +truncatedcone coeus: Your mom is not a hipster, he is foreign!
23:46:32 +coeus ...

#91 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-26 12:50

12:48:24   +dyreshark | i have 3 monitors
12:48:27       +coeus | nice
12:48:33   +dyreshark | so i can watch porn on two and hack on the other
12:48:34   +dyreshark | B)
12:48:38       +coeus | ...
12:48:54   +dyreshark | that's what's known as...
12:48:58            * | dyreshark puts on sunglasses
12:49:01   +dyreshark | double penetration
12:49:03   +dyreshark | YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#90 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-25 08:53

   +telnoratti | absolute zero usually requires cooling lazors
     dyreshark | truncatedcone: telnoratti <is> firin' his laz0r 
+truncatedcone | dyreshark: Your mom is firin' his laz0r!
     dyreshark | :( 
   +telnoratti | all night long

#89 Up ↑ 12/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 16:45

dyreshark arch users are all catching a disease...
dyreshark it's a
 * dyreshark puts on sunglasses
dyreshark terminal illness
dyreshark YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
+microcosmus /kb dyreshark

#88 Up ↑ 12/14 Down ↓ 2012-09-24 15:50

dyreshark | why do macs have their own addresses?
      ram | dyreshark: to prevent IPv6 exhaustion due to andreim

#87 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-09-18 10:12

dyreshark | does the library take cache for copies?
dyreshark | if not, that bytes :/

#86 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-09-16 18:24

  Transam | wallmani, how sober are you now?
+wallmani | Transam: Is this a challenge or a question?

#85 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-14 14:42

// Lukas is discussing his autistic brother
Lukas: Do you guys know what causes autism?
Calvin: Your mom!
Lukas: ...technically, yes.

#84 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-13 12:21

+ackthet | i have a solution
    flax | so did Hitler

#83 Up ↑ 25/29 Down ↓ 2012-09-12 11:54

// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food
Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen!
NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things
Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not
NSA recruiter: ...
Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction
NSA recruiter: ...
Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships!
NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...

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