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#123 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:25

+mutantmonkey | I just heard the strangest thing on Blacksburg PD
+mutantmonkey | "ask him if that's his cow"
+mutantmonkey | "it'd be a cat, not a cow"
+mutantmonkey | "rather then getting out and trying to man handle it"

#122 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:01

mutantmonkey | man blacksburg pd response time sucks
mutantmonkey | someone called in a male trying to break into cars at 801 UCB waling from University Bookstore lot toward Kroger
mutantmonkey | I was in front of Kroger at the time
mutantmonkey | I have been home for a few minutes now and they just got there
mutantmonkey | also the blacksburg pd are all busy atm
mutantmonkey | so good time to go do something illegal
           * | telnoratti goes out to food lion and gets a free car

#107 Up ↑ 17/23 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 14:22

     ackthet | POOP.POOP()
     ackthet | <_< wrong channel
mutantmonkey | ackthet: what exactly is the right channel for that?

#95 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 16:38

// On #vtcsec
mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq"
mutantmonkey | yay derbycon

// The next day
James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks.
Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... 
Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.

#72 Up ↑ 26/28 Down ↓ 2012-07-08 19:29

< mutantmonkey> telnoratti: wallmani: so two of my friends here are vegetarian
< mutantmonkey> it's annoying :P
< andreim> it's a girl
< wallmani> oh wow! mutantmonkey knows a vegetarian girl
< wallmani> mutantmonkey: and a vegetarian girl, sitting in a tree
< wallmani> k-i-s-s-i-n-g
< wallmani> first comes key signing
< wallmani> then comes shell access
< wallmani> then comes packet sniffing and distrust

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