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#183 Up ↑ 21/23 Down ↓ 2013-01-30 22:49

Ben G: If I can keep my shit together, my 30th birthday present to myself will be a Tesla Model S. I'm planning on paying with a briefcase full of hundreds, handcuffed to myself.
Andrei: That won't work; I've tried it before. The dealership wouldn't accept my cash.

#175 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:19

           -- | ackthet is now known as Papa
        +Papa | sup
+mutantmonkey | Papa: where is my late birthday gift?
        +Papa | i was too busy running down my snow laden driveway
        +Papa | to buy you one
        +Papa | now if i can come up with a late birthday gift for you...

#162 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-19 15:12

          * | ackthet has shotted that web
        bwr | ackthet: can you show me how to shot web?
+telnoratti | first open internet explorer
   +ackthet | then go to www.pwnmybox.com
        bwr | 3. make her open the box

#137 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 14:05

+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> never call me again
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> please stop following me, i don't want to call the police
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> where did you get this number?!?

#115 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-13 20:32

    wallmani | so then i was like "herp derp, vtluug, archlinux, they will like me then"
    wallmani | and it was a slippery slope
    wallmani | and it was like a huge breasted woman smaked me down the hill
    wallmani | and i have been rolling down since
    wallmani | with the occassional boob-slap to keep my momentum
mutantmonkey | so that huge breasted woman...was ackthet?
    wallmani | although it has decreased
    wallmani | don't tell him that

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