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#71 Up ↑ 16/26 Down ↓ 2012-06-28 22:15

< wallmani> i had an issue with a ubuntu server machine
< wallmani> i typed JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
< wallmani> and did usermod -aG wheel Jesus
< wallmani> then i sacrificed a lamb
< wallmani> and all was good

#60 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-05-04 18:06

      +ram | .urb bot abuse                                                                                                                       
+Wadsworth | To constantly use triggers on something such as irc.  Usually done out of boredom.  Something you might be doing right now. 
           | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bot%20abuse

#47 Up ↑ 2/2 Down ↓ 2012-04-16 02:04

01:58:20  andreim | I'm not saying that it's 2 am but it's 2 am 
01:58:28  andreim | and i don't want to sound racist but black people
01:58:39  andreim | and no offense but you are stupid as fuck
01:59:13  andreim | and not to mention what I'm just mentionning         
01:59:15     flax | you sir, are a poet.

#45 Up ↑ 5/9 Down ↓ 2012-04-13 17:13

* mr-black hisses at the natural light
<+ram> yeah... natty blows

#38 Up ↑ 5/5 Down ↓ 2012-03-24 01:31

<+telnoratti> I blame you guys for making me sneer at guis, I remember a time not too long ago when I avoided clis when possible because I found them complicated and easy to become confused and now I avoid guis if possible because I find them unweildly and a waste of resources

#30 Up ↑ 14/14 Down ↓ 2012-02-14 16:12

<marcusw> .g [hello to our friends in domestic surveillance]
<+Wadsworth> marcusw: http://vtluug.org/files/irc/vtluug.html

#27 Up ↑ 56/66 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 13:53

<telnoratti> fine well to start off i always give a friend from yorktown a clock for xmas/borthday
<telnoratti> binary ect. cool clocks this year i decided to get him an atomic clock and i bought an eviltron
<telnoratti> .g eviltron
<+Wadsworth> telnoratti: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/
<telnoratti> and hid it inside the clock
<telnoratti> iso every 15-20 min it made a random creepy sound
<telnoratti> a few weeks went by and nothing happened so i assmued it didn't work
<telnoratti> untill i got a call from my other friend telling me that his gf just tried to commit suicide
<telnoratti> apparently they had been hearing it the entire time and assumed their appt. was haunted
<telnoratti> they got wiccans to try and expell the spirits and my friend had his first nightmares since 10
<telnoratti> they even moved appts
<telnoratti> but brought the clock
<telnoratti> yeah apparently they thought some spirit wanted them dead or something and my friend came home to his gf popping pills
<+ackthet> what did they say?
<telnoratti> well he's not talking to me lol  
<telnoratti> and from what my other friend said the clock is a pile of rubble that has been repeatedly exploded
<telnoratti> apparently it kept sounding like it was from different locations

#26 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2012-02-09 11:41

<+wallmani> ooh, nice
<+ackthet> ...
<+ackthet> no
<@mutantmonkey> no
<+ackthet> its not nice
<@mutantmonkey> it's not nice
<+ackthet> its aweful
<@mutantmonkey> hushmail is terrible
<@mutantmonkey> read that article
<hackedhead> LOL
<hackedhead> someone vtbash that RIGHT NAO
<@mutantmonkey> ackthet is
* ackthet is

#17 Up ↑ 23/23 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 19:41

<ackthet> that sucks mexican athiest transsexual republican dick
<cco3> why do I ever flip to this screen?

#12 Up ↑ 13/19 Down ↓ 2012-01-02 23:59

<scanf> and then there was wired gigabit and ipv6 everywhere
<scanf> and there was much rejoicing
<wallmani> and the sysadmin smiled, for it was good

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