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#886 Up ↑ 11/11 Down ↓ 2017-09-11 10:51

<kolhell> SAY IT.
<kolhell> SAY SACK
<kolhell> SAY FLOWERS IN THE JEROOS SACK YOU WEBCAT WRITING POS
<kolhell> Goddamnit.

#913 Up ↑ 11/11 Down ↓ 2018-04-01 13:24

macintoshme | I decided to have some fun and spoof one of the iDracs at work and start sending my coworkers emails about the iDrac becoming self aware. They are convinced someone at Dell is hilarious.
macintoshme | https://pastebin.com/GBEzAf3P
macintoshme | https://pastebin.com/SV7nz3wz

#926 Up ↑ 11/11 Down ↓ 2018-11-06 19:23

gig | kolhell: I don't discriminate. Anime tiddies are anime tiddies, whether they're characters or caricatures

#20 Up ↑ 10/14 Down ↓ 2012-01-25 01:06

<ackthet> 10000th track:  Ap Duw  -   Blew    24 Sep 2006
<ackthet> 15000th track:  Coldplay    -   Clocks  23 Feb 2007
<ackthet> i read 'blew cocks'

#44 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-04-06 10:12

 *talking about girls*
  +ackthet | wallmani: you should go drop some knowledge on those girls                                               
      flax | thanks to you guys, I'm never speaking a word in this lounge                                             
  +ackthet | maybe they will allow you to enter their cavernous vaginas                                               
      NaCl | flax: Most of the people in here are engineers that engineer stuff in their spare time.  This tends to be
           | intimidating.                                                                                            
 +wallmani | ackthet: well i did explain to a girl from south carolina what passive voice is                          
  +ackthet | did you enter her cavernous vagina?                                                                      
      flax | hotdog down a hallway                    
    +scanf | toothpick into a volcano

#49 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-04-17 17:37

<scanf> i know a dude who majored in math and econ, he delivers sandwiches on a bicycle now

#56 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-04-27 08:08

05:13 < LordTroan> why is everyone asleep
05:13 < LordTroan> I don't understand

#68 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-06-25 19:16

CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167
CTCP reply to mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167
CTCP query to mutantmonkey: LEAVE my stuff alone
Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK
Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK
CTCP query to mutantmonkey: WHOS there?
Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: STALIN
CTCP query to mutantmonkey: STALIN who?
Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: QUIT stalin and get back to work
CTCP query to mutantmonkey: OKAY :(

#70 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-06-28 17:06

16:58:43            * | telnoratti lols at people getting mad on the internet 
17:01:43            * | wallmani gets mad at telnoratti for loling at people who get mad on the internet
17:01:52            * | telnoratti lols at wallmani
17:02:31            * | wallmani pulls a coeus
17:02:40           -- | Mode [+o wallmani] by ChanServ
17:02:49          ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (stop raging you twat)

#86 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-09-16 18:24

  Transam | wallmani, how sober are you now?
+wallmani | Transam: Is this a challenge or a question?

#97 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-10-02 12:41

 +coeus | lol, all the black kids were at Gamestop picking up their copies of NBA2K13 
      * | coeus includes self in that statement 
guzzles | This has been the Daily Racism. Brought to you by the Linux and Unix Users Group at Virginia Tech.

#98 Up ↑ 10/14 Down ↓ 2012-10-02 17:18

Transam: hrm, my brother recently has a problem with ubuntu. He says, when he's running ubuntu his fans are really loud... but when he boots to Windows, it's normal. I'm not sure how to help him with that issue
andreim: um
andreim: is your brother famous
andreim: ?
Transam: andreim, what
andreim: it's normal behaviour, people like linux more

#104 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-10-06 21:08

+telnoratti | where is ackthet anyways
+telnoratti | I think he died
   Timelord | idle 10 hours, yup, definitely

#118 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-10-14 02:12

telnoratti | I think in general when most people think I'm joking I'm actually serious but when people think I'm serious I'm not

#138 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-11-01 15:01

mutantmonkey: also there's a big difference between a pedometer and what this is
mutantmonkey: pedometers count steps
mutantmonkey: this just measures distance
mutantmonkey: it's an odometer
Timelord: mutantmonkey: no, actually they report the level of child molesters
Timelord: and barometers have nothing to do with pressure, 'baro' is just a colloquial way of saying pedobear

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