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14:01 cco3 : Ok, so once again, second semester freshman year, Spring 2005 14:01 cco3 : I worked at the office of undergrad admissions 14:02 cco3 : getting to look at my younger friends grades as they applied to VT, stuff like that 14:02 cco3 : making a little bit of money every other week 14:02 cco3 : I also lived off campus because you are allowed to do that if you are a freshman if you have a relative within 40 miles 14:02 cco3 : my grandfather lived over in Newport which is like 20 minutes from campus 14:03 cco3 : I wasn't sure I had enough gas to get home and back, and I didn't have money to buy gas 14:03 cco3 : so I brought a sleeping bag with me and decided to stay up late doing some kind of math homework (I forget which class) 14:04 cco3 : and so I'm in McBryde 133, doing math hw until 4Am 14:04 cco3 : oh, right, this was on a thursday and I was getting paid the next day 14:04 cco3 : that was the point of mentioning the job 14:04 cco3 : so I just had to last to the next day 14:04 cco3 : so at 4, I roll out my sleeping bag and hit the hay 14:05 cco3 : at 5:00, that crazy mcbryde janitor with the bulgy eyes and grey hair came in and saw me 14:05 cco3 : (maybe you know who I'm talking about) 14:05 cco3 : He's talked to me before about weird things I didn't understand 14:06 cco3 : he came up to me once and slapped his face a bunch of times and shook his head 14:06 cco3 : but that's another story 14:06 cco3 : anyway, instead of just nudging me and telling me to get, he calls the VT police 14:06 cco3 : the police come in, from either sides of the lecture hall 14:06 cco3 : hands on their holsters 14:06 cco3 : shining flashlights in my face 14:07 cco3 : I wake up and start to get out of my sleeping bag 14:07 cco3 : they jump back real quick and tighten their grip on their guns like I'm about to whip out an uzi from my sleeping back 14:07 cco3 : they say "sir can we see your hokie id" 14:08 cco3 : I hand it to them and they call it in "This is Unit 64. we have a 10-20 on the Hokie Passport" 14:08 cco3 : then he turns to me and says, "alright sorry, we just didn't know if you were supposed to be here or not" 14:08 cco3 : And then I went back to sleep. 14:08 cco3 : THE END
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wallmani | aam: http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167253336/in-france-free-birth-control-for-girls-at-age-15 microcosmus | "My father wants me to do a virginity test and get a virginity certificate. He says if I'm not a virgin he's gonna send me back to Morocco," microcosmus | ^ wat (redacted) | microcosmus: a virginity test is easy (redacted) | it's 100% accurate, as long as you have a penis microcosmus | I was not aware such a thing existed microcosmus | wait, what? (redacted) | microcosmus: yes, it's quite simple (redacted) | you just have sex with her (redacted) | then you know she's not a virgin :P
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<dyreshark> holy shit <dyreshark> it all makes sense <Timelord_> what about german culture... <dyreshark> mutantmonkey loves correcting people and being irritated <dyreshark> german people always sound angry at each other thanks to their language <mutantmonkey> Timelord_: music, history <dyreshark> i did nazi that coming <mutantmonkey> they tend to be very up front and will let you know if you're irritating them :P <dyreshark> good <dyreshark> i like people that can communicate effectively
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dyreshark | GO$HA +NaCl | Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy dyreshark | grab my arch box i'm out da door imma rock dis city +NaCl | when I leave, bursh my teeth with an SSD, 'cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back dyreshark | i'm talkin linux on our boxes, boxes dyreshark | tiling on all our WMs, WMs +NaCl | IRC netsplitting our nodes, nodes +NaCl | Playing our favorite O-g-gs dyreshark | pullin up to the parties dyreshark | tryinna get a little bit of C +NaCl | eeeeeeee dyreshark | don't stop, open htop dyreshark | FOSS blow my speakers up dyreshark | tonight i'mma code till we see the sunlight +NaCl | Tonight, Ima fight dyreshark | noooo why +NaCl | 'till the code compiles right dyreshark | ^ better dyreshark | tick tock on the clock but the irc don't stop no +NaCl | whoa-oh-whoa-oh! bwr | I'm going to miss the luug this summer -
<+aam> pretty sure lukas is anti borders <@lukas> echarlie: yeah, i have new_border 0px <@lukas> in my i3config <+aam> ayyy <+aam> nice one <+echarlie> lukas: so you don't have a country? <@lukas> sure <+echarlie> you have drugs just running across where the border should be? <+aam> hey drugs are illegal please moderate this channel <-- lukas has kicked echarlie (no drug talk please in this family friendly and well moderated channel)