Quotes Tagged 'mutantmonkey'
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// Ben and Matt are demoing an IRC bot in ECE 2524 and dkm puts #vtluug on the projector to show what IRC is bwr | hi ece2524! +mutantmonkey | HELLO EVERYONE IN ECE2524 +microcosmus | lol +NaCl | HELLOW ECE2524 +wallmani | You all must be wondering why i brought you here +wallmani | See, this world is a dangerous place +wallmani | You need protection sometimes +wallmani | From things you can't really comprehend +wallmani | Like mutantmonkey, for example. +wallmani | So join our club and we will teach you how to defend yourself and your data against people like mutantmonkey -
wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do +truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani. wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it +mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one? dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it dyreshark | and call it your wife +ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about +ram | thank you dyreshark -
mutantmonkey: also there's a big difference between a pedometer and what this is mutantmonkey: pedometers count steps mutantmonkey: this just measures distance mutantmonkey: it's an odometer Timelord: mutantmonkey: no, actually they report the level of child molesters Timelord: and barometers have nothing to do with pressure, 'baro' is just a colloquial way of saying pedobear