wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do
+truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani.
wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it
+mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one?
dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it
dyreshark | and call it your wife
+ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about
+ram | thank you dyreshark