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#949 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2019-03-25 08:12

<+h4des> who knew 7/11's burritos tasted like god's jizz 0030 in the morning

#950 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2019-04-03 12:02

pew: Lol my dad is old af
h4des: pew how old is ur dad
pew: Late 50s I think
h4des: same tbh
lukas: i don't have a dad and am in search of a daddy

#951 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2019-04-13 12:48

// h4des is ordering pizza, one topping
h4des: which one
pew: eggplant
gig: pepperoni
gig: pepperONI
gig: PepPERONI
gig: PEPPERONI
pew: PepperNANI
gig: P E P P E R O N I
h4des: bacon it is

#973 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2020-12-15 20:30

kol: Some people claim the secret ingredient in their cooking is love... My inspiration comes from a far baser emotion.
lukas: Hangover?

#7 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:24

<@mutantmonkey> truncatedcone: something random
* truncatedcone throws his reese at ackthet

#11 Up ↑ 7/15 Down ↓ 2011-12-30 00:17

<failedassertion> Who here has a gf and wants to go on a double date with me and a girl from the internet?
-*- wallmani has trouble conversing with girls
-*- wallmani goes on OkCupid
<wallmani> i got your back brother

#64 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-05-28 01:30

<wallmani> telnoratti is evolving
* telnoratti has evolved into telnorite!
-- telnoratti is now known as telnorite

#69 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-06-26 22:03

@via | shit
@via | mykeyboard
@via | icoughedwateralloverit
@via | andnowmyspacebardoesn'trk
@via | lllasdflasdforbaclksplacelll

#103 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-05 00:55

wallmani | you guys really need some stalin on your asses
wallmani | no offense

#112 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-11 22:35

David: Open source porn is always a good thing.
Matt: I thought they didn't allow you to do porn when you have open sores.

#113 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-12 00:46

dyreshark | so
dyreshark | there was this girl i met a few weeks ago
dyreshark | and
dyreshark | i asked her to go grab lunch with me some time
dyreshark | so we did
dyreshark | and near the end she looked at me and said 'i like to experiment...'
dyreshark | so i was like
dyreshark | "HELL YEAH"
dyreshark | so i took her to the chem lab
dyreshark | and she looked upset
dyreshark | and i was confused
dyreshark | she hasn't talked to me since :(
dyreshark | wat do

#132 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-29 01:59

dyreshark: can you sell me a life please? i'll pay like $8.21
dyreshark: because that's what i have in my pocket atm
wallmani: is it okay if it's from russia
dyreshark: no
dyreshark: i want to be sober for > 30% of my life

#136 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 13:57

      +randex | dagtheman: you should definitely text her
        +flax | then wingman it up 
      +randex | ^
+mutantmonkey | I feel bad for anyone who takes advice from this channel

#146 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-11-09 15:07

14:59          dyreshark : so
14:59          dyreshark : this one time
14:59         hackedhead : ooooh story time.
14:59         hackedhead : where's cco3 
14:59          dyreshark : my friend was getting interviewed about code he was writing for our robotics team
14:59    MaynardWaters sits on the floor and crosses his legs
14:59          dyreshark : the person interviewing him didn't know what a 'loop' was
14:59          dyreshark : so
15:00          dyreshark : he said something to the effect of "we used the Sleight OH modules available to us in conjunction with the TAR-21 includes in order to optimize our FAMAS ratio. This allowed us to reach Barrett levels and to really utilize the G16 sensors"
15:01          dyreshark : tl;dr he made around 8 COD references
15:01          dyreshark : and she published the interview in the school newspaper

#152 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-12-04 23:05

22:56:15       ◀▬▬ | telnoratti has kicked ackthet (ackthet)
22:56:15         * | wallmani feels a tongle downstaira
22:56:16       ▬▬▶ | ackthet (~wsduvall@hyperion.endless.li) has joined #vtluug
22:56:16        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v ackthet] by ChanServ
22:56:17       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked aam (aam)
22:56:20 @wallmani | fuuu
22:56:25        -- | Mode #vtluug [-o telnoratti] by ChanServ
22:56:26 @wallmani | tab complete fail
22:56:31       ▬▬▶ | aam (~aam@0001a1d4.user.oftc.net) has joined #vtluug
22:56:31        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v aam] by ChanServ
22:56:34  +ackthet | hahahahaha
22:56:35         * | wallmani blames telnoratti
22:56:48       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (idiot)

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