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#909 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2018-02-21 23:12

* lukas gives truncatedcone Macuser's bike
* truncatedcone hands lukas a working arch install in exchange for Macuser's bike
<Macuser> nooooooo
<+lukas> oh fuck now my laptop is broken

#931 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2018-11-29 00:03

<h4des> and i jerk off because i need to finish my term papers on masturbation research

#946 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2019-03-12 10:41

*h4des is a Korean who has to go back for national service. VTLUUG discusses the merits of compulsory military service*
h4des: perfectly heterosexual anal sex between two or more majority-consenting men
lukas: that's the spirit

#3 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<Ramblurr> it's our modern version of a dick length contest
<ammoniumnitrate> >_<
-*- ammoniumnitrate always loses at those

#13 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2012-01-03 00:23

00:16 * reese refuses to admit that IE existed before 6.0
00:17 * wallmani denies that Dinosaurs existed because he just can't handle the pain of never having the ability to tame a velociraptor and raise him as his pokemon

#14 Up ↑ 6/10 Down ↓ 2012-01-03 02:27

<@West0n> The internet is like jail: if you drop the sopa, you get butt raped

#32 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-02-26 15:49

< wyreshark> "You need help? I've got a wonderful package I can install... In your pants."

#38 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-03-24 01:31

<+telnoratti> I blame you guys for making me sneer at guis, I remember a time not too long ago when I avoided clis when possible because I found them complicated and easy to become confused and now I avoid guis if possible because I find them unweildly and a waste of resources

#42 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-04-04 00:18

< angelicstrike> dyreshark: really? That's a step up from slapping your dick on the keyboard and hoping for the best
<+dyreshark> and shooting

#45 Up ↑ 6/10 Down ↓ 2012-04-13 17:13

* mr-black hisses at the natural light
<+ram> yeah... natty blows

#58 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-04-30 19:12

// talking about facts.cat
mutantmonkey: ram: ever heard of giving people some privacy?

#77 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-08-18 20:55

<wallmani> | andreim: comrade
<andreim>  | don't comrade me. I ain't no russian

#78 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-08-23 23:22

23:13:55    telnoratti | So...
23:14:02             * | telnoratti just had a super awkward moment                                                                                                               
23:14:10    telnoratti | At my grandmother's house
23:14:13    telnoratti | turn on the tv                                                                                                                        
23:14:18    telnoratti | find it's on the playboy channel...                                                                                                              
23:15:38    telnoratti | ...                                                                                                                                     
23:15:46    telnoratti | my grandfather is dead

#96 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 23:44

telnoratti: I figured out why there are no windows in the CS lounge, they must have figured we'd uninstall them in favour of *nix

#102 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-10-05 00:54

... long argument between dyreshark and coeus ...
wallmani: you guys really need some stalin on your asses
wallmani: no offense

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