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<giggybyte> all i have is a gamecube controller for melee <giggybyte> i remember when i was real young and i went to this daycare during the summer while my parents were at work <giggybyte> they had old video game consoles set up, like the n64 amongst some other things <giggybyte> my brother and i were the mario kart experts for a short period of time when we discovered we could apply the brakes right before hitting a banana peel to not be affected by it, or something like that <giggybyte> that place was pretty creepy though <giggybyte> mandatory daily church sessions where people would sing jesus songs to you while you sit there awkwardly <giggybyte> mandatory swimming lessons where you had to change naked in front of a ton of other naked boys aged little kid to young teenager <TechSupport> ・゜゜・。 。・゜゜\_0< QUACK! <giggybyte> .bef <TechSupport> (giggybyte) Who knew ducks could be so picky? You can try again in 7 seconds. <giggybyte> .bef <TechSupport> giggybyte you befriended a duck in 9.762 seconds! You have made friends with 135 ducks in #vtluug. <giggybyte> i remember one time one of the boys in the male group had trouble using the bathroom without pissing all over the seat and floor but nobody knew who it was <giggybyte> so every morning when we had our little congregation/meeting or whatever the angry black lady was like "which one of you keeps PEEING all over the toilet seat" and one kid laughed <giggybyte> so she brought that kid up to the front of the gym and ordered us (a room of kids like 50-100) to all laugh at him since "he thought he was so funny" <giggybyte> why am i remembering this all of a sudden? that place was horrible
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<pew> fuck it's cold and windy outside <pew> I had to stop multiple times just so my fucking dick wouldn't fall off <+echarlie> cycling tights are amazeballs <pew> I was wearing wool tights <pew> how about I just put a sock on my dick <h4des> pew: public masturbation is illegal
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<+h4des> reminder that irc exists to decrease the quality of your experience interacting with others you may or may not know <n3pb> It does not allow various media or fancy formatted text. That is a feature. <+h4des> you can, however, make ascii art of goatse and post it in irc <+h4des> however, we strongly discourage users to do such, that's for #vtcsec <thy0> I left #vtcsec, it was dead except for the occational luug person trolling <+h4des> then maybe in the vtcsec discord server <+h4des> however, discord supports images so ascii goatse is somewhat pointless <+echarlie> h4des: you could send an image of the ascii art. <+echarlie> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <n3pb> Interesting goatse/VT relationship.... one year the Yankees won the world series. Someone hacked their DNS and pointed yankees.whatever to a hacked web server here with goatse on the front page. <+echarlie> lol <n3pb> Yankees lawyers called our lawyers and were snotty. Our lawyer gave them Randy's number knowing he was out of town and had a long No Strings Attached phonemail greeting just to piss them off. <n3pb> Bob Lineberry locked down the lab and wouldn't let anyone in there for about a week. He was trying to make the case there should be some real sys admin in ECE. <n3pb> I bet the drive is still in the VTPD evidence locker or some FBI warehouse. <+echarlie> wow <n3pb> then there was the poor kid somewhere that did exactly the same things I did to figure out what was going on and the FBI seized his computers. <n3pb> Search SlashDot for FBI Yankees // https://slashdot.org/story/00/10/31/025228/when-the-fbi-knocks-a-first-person-account
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14:13 <gig> i get so much shit at work for being the one guy who is still below drinking age 14:13 <gig> everyone here is a grad student in their mid-20s minimum, except for me 14:14 <pew> has alcohol ever touched ur lips 14:14 <gig> i drank moonshine when i was a kid 14:15 <marcusw> that's the most giggybyte thing I've ever heard