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#941 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2019-01-16 14:44

<gig> There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years.
<gig> i'm barely a millenial
<+pew> millenials end at 1996
<+pew> (conviently for me :P)
<+lukas> are you at the tail end of millenial pew?
<Southern_Gentleman> and i have underwear older than all of you
<+lukas> that's... not a good thing
<Southern_Gentleman> yes it is that means i know how to do the paperwork at the end of the job

#967 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2020-03-22 13:52

+h4des    : hmmmmmm
+h4des    : campus is closed                                                                                                                                                                                                                  +h4des    : it would be a real shame if                                                                                                                                                                                                       +h4des    : luug infra were to go down                                                                                                                                                                                                        +h4des    : and required an on-site diagnostic                                                                                                                                                                                                +echarlie : yeah. it would, wouldn't it?                                                                                                                                                                                                      +lukas    : is that a threat

#972 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2020-11-23 23:45

<chinatsu> imagine rms in the gnude

#975 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2021-02-11 14:34

<gig>	y'all ever sit through meetings at work with people trying to sell you snake oil
<pew>	not really
<pew>	might happen tomorrow though idk
<gig>	s/people/other companies/
<pew>	'pentest-as-a-service' can't be that bad, right?
<gig>	lol
<gig>	sure
<echarlie>	uh, that's called connecting yourself to the internet

#980 Up ↑ 4/4 Down ↓ 2023-04-07 12:35

h4des: Maybe I should join a frat to get some crack i need something stronger than coffee ane beer to get me through this mechanical engineering crash course
haicen: You don't need to join a frat to use crack
h4des: do you have crack?

#8 Up ↑ 3/7 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:27

<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks!
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Delicious, thanks!
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Om nom nom
<@mutantmonkey> .botsnack
< vtluug_bot> Too much food!
* vtluug_bot explodes

#9 Up ↑ 3/11 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:27

< matt\> .g the fucking weather
< truncatedcone> .g fucking the weather
< vtluug_bot> truncatedcone: http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
< vtluug_bot> matt\: http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
 * matt\ high-fives truncatedcone

#15 Up ↑ 3/7 Down ↓ 2012-01-03 11:48

< wallmani> i can make truncatedcone react to something someone writes all the time, thus punishing the person who wrote that
< wallmani> you are all my minions
< wallmani> </madman>

#29 Up ↑ 3/5 Down ↓ 2012-02-12 18:47

18:46:03       wallmani1 | i have now officially switched over to my linode 
18:46:17       wallmani1 | i feel more masculine now

#99 Up ↑ 3/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-03 10:25

     Timelord | can i run CGI scripts on filebox?
 +microcosmus | uh, I don't know
+mutantmonkey | Timelord: I don't believe so
     Timelord | well you can do ssi, but they disabled #exec, so that's no fun
+mutantmonkey | pretty sure CS and the ECE filebox won't let you either
   +dyreshark | omg @Timelord did #theman disable #exec? what a #internoob lol #firstworldproblems   
     Timelord | ..., no, not a hashtag, an ssi directive
   +dyreshark | ohh sorry @followers @Timelord #accidentally used a #hashtag wrong #lolmybad
     Timelord | #fuckyou
   +dyreshark | wow
   +dyreshark | what a generic tweet
   +dyreshark | we don't even know who it's intended for
   +dyreshark | what a noob 
     Timelord | @dyershark #fuckyou
   +dyreshark | @timelord i dont think @dyershark is a #user #nicetry though
     Timelord | dyreshark: http://linx.li/photo/fuckyou.png.html

#202 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2013-03-30 00:17

22:42 <ackthet+> oops arch did it a gain                                       
22:42 <ackthet+> made me think im in love

#208 Up ↑ 3/5 Down ↓ 2013-04-14 15:45

<dyreshark> /ignore ragex == best decision of my life.
<ragex> do you not even listen?
<dyreshark> :p
<mitten> oh the irony
<dyreshark> oh the steele
<mitten> not from what you said, from what ragex's reponse was to what you said
<ragex> you are threatening the bahammer

#898 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2017-10-29 14:02

<giggybyte> i remember one time one of the boys in the male group had trouble using the bathroom without pissing all over the seat and floor but nobody knew who it was
<giggybyte> so every morning when we had our little congregation/meeting or whatever the angry black lady was like "which one of you keeps PEEING all over the toilet seat" and one kid laughed
<giggybyte> so she brought that kid up to the front of the gym and ordered us (a room of kids like 50-100) to all laugh at him since "he thought he was so funny"
<giggybyte> why am i remembering this all of a sudden? that place was horrible

#934 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2018-12-12 21:09

<thy0> also I'd argue that more adult males have seen a female orgasm that ever before in a generation, it was just through a screen and faked (mostly)
<lukas> true 
<lukas> porn is prevalent nowadays 
<lukas> that's what the internet was invented for, after all
<lukas> a bunch of nerds at CERN wanted to send nudes they found to each other and the rest is history

#945 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2019-03-04 15:13

<lukas> wine in a box is just efficient
<Southern_Gentleman> yep and you can always throw up in the box afterwards
<lukas> you can re-use the cardboard to make cardboard weapons and have drunken 3am cardboard wars in your apartment until the neighbors call the cops and you have to explain that it's just 3 grown ass dudes drunk on cheap box wine playing war
<kolhell> Rather build wizard staves tbh
<echarlie> rofl
<h4des> what the fuck

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