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Timelord | can i run CGI scripts on filebox? +microcosmus | uh, I don't know +mutantmonkey | Timelord: I don't believe so Timelord | well you can do ssi, but they disabled #exec, so that's no fun +mutantmonkey | pretty sure CS and the ECE filebox won't let you either +dyreshark | omg @Timelord did #theman disable #exec? what a #internoob lol #firstworldproblems Timelord | ..., no, not a hashtag, an ssi directive +dyreshark | ohh sorry @followers @Timelord #accidentally used a #hashtag wrong #lolmybad Timelord | #fuckyou +dyreshark | wow +dyreshark | what a generic tweet +dyreshark | we don't even know who it's intended for +dyreshark | what a noob Timelord | @dyershark #fuckyou +dyreshark | @timelord i dont think @dyershark is a #user #nicetry though Timelord | dyreshark: http://linx.li/photo/fuckyou.png.html -
<dyreshark> /ignore ragex == best decision of my life. <ragex> do you not even listen? <dyreshark> :p <mitten> oh the irony <dyreshark> oh the steele <mitten> not from what you said, from what ragex's reponse was to what you said <ragex> you are threatening the bahammer
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<giggybyte> i remember one time one of the boys in the male group had trouble using the bathroom without pissing all over the seat and floor but nobody knew who it was <giggybyte> so every morning when we had our little congregation/meeting or whatever the angry black lady was like "which one of you keeps PEEING all over the toilet seat" and one kid laughed <giggybyte> so she brought that kid up to the front of the gym and ordered us (a room of kids like 50-100) to all laugh at him since "he thought he was so funny" <giggybyte> why am i remembering this all of a sudden? that place was horrible
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<thy0> also I'd argue that more adult males have seen a female orgasm that ever before in a generation, it was just through a screen and faked (mostly) <lukas> true <lukas> porn is prevalent nowadays <lukas> that's what the internet was invented for, after all <lukas> a bunch of nerds at CERN wanted to send nudes they found to each other and the rest is history
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<lukas> wine in a box is just efficient <Southern_Gentleman> yep and you can always throw up in the box afterwards <lukas> you can re-use the cardboard to make cardboard weapons and have drunken 3am cardboard wars in your apartment until the neighbors call the cops and you have to explain that it's just 3 grown ass dudes drunk on cheap box wine playing war <kolhell> Rather build wizard staves tbh <echarlie> rofl <h4des> what the fuck
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19:12 <+echarlie> in the category of random shit I learnt from my safety trainings: apparently the romans used lead as a wine sweetener 19:17 <+Southern_Gentleman> so they died by lead poisoning one way or another 19:17 * pew calls dibs on echarlie's bike 19:18 <+pew> the road bike, specifically 19:18 <+echarlie> pew: what does that have to do with anything? 19:18 <+echarlie> besides, it's too big for you 19:18 <+pew> you drink wine 19:18 <+echarlie> I'm not roman 19:19 <+toocrazzzzy> lol 19:19 <+toocrazzzzy> wtf was that convo. 19:19 <+pew> you're not british either, that hasn't stopped you from speaking like them 19:19 <+echarlie> my question, too 19:19 <+echarlie> I don't speak like europeans; I just write like them 19:20 <+toocrazzzzy> I don't know which is worst. 19:20 <+echarlie> at least I don't use gaol as my prefered spelling of jail 19:21 <+haicen> Yeah. They used lead cups 19:21 <+pew> .ddg openbsd gaol 19:21 <+Wadsworth> pew: https://www.openbsd.org/goals.html 19:21 <+pew> .g openbsd gaol 19:21 <+Wadsworth> pew: https://man.openbsd.org/FreeBSD-11.1/jail.8
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// ca. 2009 < hokietux> ah christ < hokietux> there is UML in this paper < crofton|work> hahahahahah < hokietux> most retarded 'language'. ever. < hokietux> allow me to demonstrate how the idea for UML was created < hokietux> 'HAY GUYZ I HAVE THIS AWESOME IDEA LETS STANDARDIZE FUCKING CLIP ART! FUCKING STICK FIGURES! AND MAKE ALL ENGINEERS USE THEM TO DESCRIBE IDEAS! FUCKING AWESOME WE R SO SMRT! HIGH FIVE!" < hokietux> and then they had a pizza party. < hokietuxz> this probably happened at UVA.
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// Discussing weird hobbies. Re-ordered for clarity. jpo: My current hobby is reading about tax law echarlie: Why? haicen: Probably to learn how legal tax evasion works haicen: But realistically, you either have enough money to hire someone to figure that out, or you don't have enough money for it to matter jpo: No. You can hire someone to figure out how much you owe, but I haven’t been able to find someone who'd be able to tell me how to change what I'm doing to minimize future taxes in the first place jpo: Such people give standard advice which may be good for most people, but I am not most people, and am trying to save way more than a typical American and retire early, which means my tax considerations are not standard, and "just max roth" doesn't necessarily make sense jpo: So the best way is of course to write a program in Haskell that expresses tax laws as a directed graph of money-type transformations, express the resulting graph as a matrix, express your desired outcome as a fitness function, reduce said matrix, and out pops optimal tax avoidance strategy jpo: Of course, nobody takes this approach, they just look at single choices in isolation, and so the overall macro-scale outcome is suboptimal because they aren’t considering everything holistically haicen: I was with you except the Haskell part lukas: oh what's this, a real world useful application of haskell?!?!? jpo: actually yes! ;)