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#16 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 13:07

< hackedhead> so. DVI-D can't be gender-bent to VGA?
< failedassertion> DVI-to-VGA isn't gender-bending, it's bestiality

#62 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-05-21 00:31

< wallmani> i went on /r/twoxchromosomes today
< wallmani> the females there are just like in real life
< wallmani> "that looks great on you" "best of luck on your interview"
< wallmani> "that is a gorgeous dress"
< wallmani> this is the internet people
< wallmani> you are supposed to be mean

#73 Up ↑ 13/23 Down ↓ 2012-07-08 23:54

<coeus> i was wrong to rant, but that doesnt give you permission or the right to call me out

#90 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-25 08:53

   +telnoratti | absolute zero usually requires cooling lazors
     dyreshark | truncatedcone: telnoratti <is> firin' his laz0r 
+truncatedcone | dyreshark: Your mom is firin' his laz0r!
     dyreshark | :( 
   +telnoratti | all night long

#91 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-09-26 12:50

12:48:24   +dyreshark | i have 3 monitors
12:48:27       +coeus | nice
12:48:33   +dyreshark | so i can watch porn on two and hack on the other
12:48:34   +dyreshark | B)
12:48:38       +coeus | ...
12:48:54   +dyreshark | that's what's known as...
12:48:58            * | dyreshark puts on sunglasses
12:49:01   +dyreshark | double penetration
12:49:03   +dyreshark | YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#115 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-13 20:32

    wallmani | so then i was like "herp derp, vtluug, archlinux, they will like me then"
    wallmani | and it was a slippery slope
    wallmani | and it was like a huge breasted woman smaked me down the hill
    wallmani | and i have been rolling down since
    wallmani | with the occassional boob-slap to keep my momentum
mutantmonkey | so that huge breasted woman...was ackthet?
    wallmani | although it has decreased
    wallmani | don't tell him that

#122 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:01

mutantmonkey | man blacksburg pd response time sucks
mutantmonkey | someone called in a male trying to break into cars at 801 UCB waling from University Bookstore lot toward Kroger
mutantmonkey | I was in front of Kroger at the time
mutantmonkey | I have been home for a few minutes now and they just got there
mutantmonkey | also the blacksburg pd are all busy atm
mutantmonkey | so good time to go do something illegal
           * | telnoratti goes out to food lion and gets a free car

#137 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 14:05

+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> never call me again
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> please stop following me, i don't want to call the police
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> where did you get this number?!?

#139 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-11-01 21:25

Calvin: I am the law of the land!

#153 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2012-12-05 18:51

 +ackthet | dood you gotta try flavoring your penis   
dyreshark | why do i even tab to this channel anymore

#189 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2013-02-15 01:16

<LordTroan> truncatedcone: insert stuff
* truncatedcone inserts bananas into mutantmonkey

#880 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2017-08-23 00:46

Hooptie Ride driver: "I like to blast the metal when I've got a car full of assholes"

#891 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2017-10-03 16:04

<marcusw> TIL sycamore deli has $2 doubles all day
<echarlie> .urb double
<Wadsworth> 1. to engage in a three way, with the third partner assumed2. to double penetrate - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double

#906 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2017-12-03 16:33

<dyreshark> tfw your wifi degrades the quality of the music that your desktop is playing
<giggybyte> how bad is your wifi lol
<dyreshark> (rather, adds random noise to)
<giggybyte> uhh that's interesting
<dyreshark> the music was going through a stereo mixer, which i temporarily put on top of my wireless router
<dyreshark> apparently the wifi was strong enough to mess with said mixer
<dyreshark> and add pops and staticy sounds to my music
<dyreshark> electricity is a great meme

#910 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2018-02-21 23:13

* echarlie gives truncatedcone an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers
* truncatedcone drops an onahole and takes an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
<+lukas> probably the same type of smell

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