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dagtheman: i really want her shirt. is it innapropriate to ask? mutantmonkey: dagtheman: just ask anyway mutantmonkey: it doesn't matter mutantmonkey: it says SQL Server on the back mutantmonkey: so it may be their team shirt dagtheman: mutantmonkey: im just concerned that it's the only one she has and she would have to undress mutantmonkey: dagtheman: haha mutantmonkey: well she has a shirt on under it it looks like aam: dagtheman likes the girl? Timelord: dagtheman: that would just make it more interesting Timelord: go for it! flax: dagtheman: is she hot? dagtheman: no dagtheman: but shirt is ok Timelord: lol flax: oh, ok flax: go for shirt dagtheman: after talk flax: "Hay, I really like your shirt. It looks good. But it'll look even better on my bedroom floor" xunil: MY WIFE
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--> | via (~via@smtp2.matthewvia.info) has joined #vtara ackthet | via: you alive? via | i am via | timo is here too ackthet | have you sucked his cock yet? via | no via | i don't suck cock ackthet | but timos cock via | understandable, sure via | but nope Jagged | maybe you could try to freeze timo Jagged | and preserve for later ackthet | you could keep him forever Jagged | ^^ Southern_Gentlem | "<Jagged> maybe you could try to freeze timo" I guess that would be a new definition of "stiffy" -
macintoshme | I decided to have some fun and spoof one of the iDracs at work and start sending my coworkers emails about the iDrac becoming self aware. They are convinced someone at Dell is hilarious. macintoshme | https://pastebin.com/GBEzAf3P macintoshme | https://pastebin.com/SV7nz3wz
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*talking about girls* +ackthet | wallmani: you should go drop some knowledge on those girls flax | thanks to you guys, I'm never speaking a word in this lounge +ackthet | maybe they will allow you to enter their cavernous vaginas NaCl | flax: Most of the people in here are engineers that engineer stuff in their spare time. This tends to be | intimidating. +wallmani | ackthet: well i did explain to a girl from south carolina what passive voice is +ackthet | did you enter her cavernous vagina? flax | hotdog down a hallway +scanf | toothpick into a volcano -
CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167 CTCP reply to mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167 CTCP query to mutantmonkey: LEAVE my stuff alone Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK CTCP query to mutantmonkey: WHOS there? Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: STALIN CTCP query to mutantmonkey: STALIN who? Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: QUIT stalin and get back to work CTCP query to mutantmonkey: OKAY :(
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16:58:43 * | telnoratti lols at people getting mad on the internet 17:01:43 * | wallmani gets mad at telnoratti for loling at people who get mad on the internet 17:01:52 * | telnoratti lols at wallmani 17:02:31 * | wallmani pulls a coeus 17:02:40 -- | Mode [+o wallmani] by ChanServ 17:02:49 ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (stop raging you twat)