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#203 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2013-03-31 23:15

// uncurlhalo orders a cookie cake from Campus Cookies that says "ackthet is a bastard"
Delivery Driver: This is really awkward, but we googled ackthet and found the subreddit...
Delivery Driver: We were really confused and wondering if we needed to bring a knife.

#202 Up ↑ 3/3 Down ↓ 2013-03-30 00:17

22:42 <ackthet+> oops arch did it a gain                                       
22:42 <ackthet+> made me think im in love

#199 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2013-03-13 01:39

filibuster | If you dream something one day, you dream it forever
  @ackthet | like emma stones vagina?

#198 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2013-03-05 22:08

<dkm> omg, I just got the most epic combo with my fortune -s | cowsay -f $( find /usr/share/cows -name '*.cow' | shuf | head -n 1 ) line in .bashrc
<dkm>  _______________________________________ 
<dkm> \ week.                                 /
<dkm>  --------------------------------------- 
<dkm>       \                _
<dkm>        \              (_)
<dkm>         \   ^__^       / \
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o mutantmonkey
<dkm>          \  (oo)\_____/_\ \
*** dkm was kicked by mutantmonkey (dkm)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o mutantmonkey
<aam> hahahahahahaha
<dyreshark> FAK U UNIX TEECHER
<dyreshark> FAK U
<aam> hahahahahahahaha
<mutantmonkey> lol
<aam> omfgh
<dyreshark> FAKIN UNIX
<dyreshark> SAHK MA NUTZ
<aam> :"D:D:D::DD
*** Joins: dkm (dmaczka@luug.ece.vt.edu)
<uncurlhalo> lol
<dkm> why did I get kicked?

#197 Up ↑ 11/15 Down ↓ 2013-03-03 19:00

Ben: Oh hey look! Surprise meat!

#196 Up ↑ 12/20 Down ↓ 2013-02-28 12:03

     +mr-black | ragex: windows 95
         ragex | SHUT UP FATASS
+truncatedcone | THERE ARE NO BARS HOLDING ragex BACK! 
         ragex | i am going to physically assault your ass
      mr-black | oops.
          +aam | reason.com
          +aam | obama
         ragex | i 100% agree with the article
         zeiko | can i get my account back please?
          +aam | lol
          +aam | ಠ_ಠ
         zeiko | YOU KIDS
          +aam | ಠ_ಠ
         zeiko | STOP THESE ಠ_ಠ
          +aam | ಠ_ಠ
         zeiko | KIDDDOS
          +aam | :D
    uncurlhalo | you kids are so edgy 
         zeiko | i dont ddos its my friend

#193 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2013-02-21 18:32

<xunil> hey you should take the bus in SF
<xunil> occassionally the bus driver will get off at a stop and take a piss on the curb
<xunil> perhaps a mother will encourage her young child to take a shit on the buss

#192 Up ↑ -9/15 Down ↓ 2013-02-20 13:11

"C++ is like C mixed with Java" -Random girl in CS lounge

#189 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2013-02-15 01:16

<LordTroan> truncatedcone: insert stuff
* truncatedcone inserts bananas into mutantmonkey

#188 Up ↑ 16/18 Down ↓ 2013-02-12 23:30

"Don't get me wrong, I don't hate gamers, it's thanks to them and their worthless little lives that hardware keeps progressing and it remains cheap for the rest of us." -William McQuain

#187 Up ↑ 5/7 Down ↓ 2013-02-12 15:13

<Timelord> so all support for 7 is dropped?
<Timelord> but i just upgraded from xp!

#186 Up ↑ 11/13 Down ↓ 2013-02-11 19:02

dagtheman: i really want her shirt.  is it innapropriate to ask?
mutantmonkey: dagtheman: just ask anyway
mutantmonkey: it doesn't matter
mutantmonkey: it says SQL Server on the back
mutantmonkey: so it may be their team shirt
dagtheman: mutantmonkey: im just  concerned that it's the only one she has and she would have to undress
mutantmonkey: dagtheman: haha
mutantmonkey: well she has a shirt on under it it looks like
aam: dagtheman likes the girl?
Timelord: dagtheman: that would just make it more interesting
Timelord: go for it!
flax: dagtheman: is she hot?
dagtheman: no
dagtheman: but shirt is ok
Timelord: lol
flax: oh, ok
flax: go for shirt
dagtheman: after talk
flax: "Hay, I really like your shirt. It looks good. But it'll look even better on my bedroom floor"
xunil: MY WIFE

#185 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2013-02-09 02:50

dyreshark+: tl;dr: you can either A. find a program to move those files for you (note: this will probably corrupt some data somehow). B. Install Linux as a VM, or just use your shell account, C. use a VM, D. reinstall Windows with a smaller partition size, or E. deal with 13GB of space for Linux, and store all of your files on your windows partition
dyreshark+: i recommend B
mutantmonkey recommends D
dyreshark+: mutantmonkey always prefers the D

#184 Up ↑ 0/6 Down ↓ 2013-02-04 13:09

ackthet: you mean the stanly cup with the 69ers and the Cunts?

#183 Up ↑ 21/23 Down ↓ 2013-01-30 22:49

Ben G: If I can keep my shit together, my 30th birthday present to myself will be a Tesla Model S. I'm planning on paying with a briefcase full of hundreds, handcuffed to myself.
Andrei: That won't work; I've tried it before. The dealership wouldn't accept my cash.

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