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#192 Up ↑ -10/16 Down ↓ 2013-02-20 13:11

"C++ is like C mixed with Java" -Random girl in CS lounge

#189 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2013-02-15 01:16

<LordTroan> truncatedcone: insert stuff
* truncatedcone inserts bananas into mutantmonkey

#188 Up ↑ 16/18 Down ↓ 2013-02-12 23:30

"Don't get me wrong, I don't hate gamers, it's thanks to them and their worthless little lives that hardware keeps progressing and it remains cheap for the rest of us." -William McQuain

#187 Up ↑ 5/7 Down ↓ 2013-02-12 15:13

<Timelord> so all support for 7 is dropped?
<Timelord> but i just upgraded from xp!

#186 Up ↑ 11/13 Down ↓ 2013-02-11 19:02

dagtheman: i really want her shirt.  is it innapropriate to ask?
mutantmonkey: dagtheman: just ask anyway
mutantmonkey: it doesn't matter
mutantmonkey: it says SQL Server on the back
mutantmonkey: so it may be their team shirt
dagtheman: mutantmonkey: im just  concerned that it's the only one she has and she would have to undress
mutantmonkey: dagtheman: haha
mutantmonkey: well she has a shirt on under it it looks like
aam: dagtheman likes the girl?
Timelord: dagtheman: that would just make it more interesting
Timelord: go for it!
flax: dagtheman: is she hot?
dagtheman: no
dagtheman: but shirt is ok
Timelord: lol
flax: oh, ok
flax: go for shirt
dagtheman: after talk
flax: "Hay, I really like your shirt. It looks good. But it'll look even better on my bedroom floor"
xunil: MY WIFE

#185 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2013-02-09 02:50

dyreshark+: tl;dr: you can either A. find a program to move those files for you (note: this will probably corrupt some data somehow). B. Install Linux as a VM, or just use your shell account, C. use a VM, D. reinstall Windows with a smaller partition size, or E. deal with 13GB of space for Linux, and store all of your files on your windows partition
dyreshark+: i recommend B
mutantmonkey recommends D
dyreshark+: mutantmonkey always prefers the D

#184 Up ↑ 0/6 Down ↓ 2013-02-04 13:09

ackthet: you mean the stanly cup with the 69ers and the Cunts?

#183 Up ↑ 21/23 Down ↓ 2013-01-30 22:49

Ben G: If I can keep my shit together, my 30th birthday present to myself will be a Tesla Model S. I'm planning on paying with a briefcase full of hundreds, handcuffed to myself.
Andrei: That won't work; I've tried it before. The dealership wouldn't accept my cash.

#182 Up ↑ 12/16 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 22:05

     @dkm | I need to do a bunch of reading for class and I don't really feel like it
     @dkm | someone ask a Linux-y question so I have an excuse not to do my reading
+wallmani | dkm: i set my cpu to be at 95 degrees but the kernel did not pop
     @dkm | don't use the popcorn setting
     @dkm | it never works

#181 Up ↑ -1/11 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 19:20

Roger | I smell pasta.
Sean  | You smell possum?
Roger | Yea... I smell possum.
Matt  | I heard possum too.
Sean  | My possum sense is tingling.

#180 Up ↑ 17/19 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:46

Glen: There are two scales when you rate girls: the regular scale and the Glen scale. The Glen scale is whatever the girl's rank is divided by 2, then add 1 point per every two shots you've taken.

#179 Up ↑ 9/13 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:45

David: I bleached the Asian away
David: It's like the Crest whitening strips, except they take the yellow out of your skin instead of your teeth

#178 Up ↑ -2/12 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:43

George: "I have the strangest boner right now..."
Roger: "So he pats you on the shoulder and you have the strangest boner..."
George: "For the record I was just kidding."

#177 Up ↑ 1/13 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:42

Michael: This just in, both Romney and Obama are Muslims, as decided by the CS lounge.

#176 Up ↑ 22/24 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:41

Mohammed: Sara, how would you rate my interactions with you as a woman on a scale from 1-10 based on awkwardness?

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