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#167 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2013-01-02 20:42

<dyreshark> holy shit
<dyreshark> it all makes sense
<Timelord_> what about german culture...
<dyreshark> mutantmonkey loves correcting people and being irritated
<dyreshark> german people always sound angry at each other thanks to their language
<mutantmonkey> Timelord_: music, history
<dyreshark> i did nazi that coming
<mutantmonkey> they tend to be very up front and will let you know if you're irritating them :P
<dyreshark> good
<dyreshark> i like people that can communicate effectively

#165 Up ↑ 15/15 Down ↓ 2012-12-22 19:14

<+ram> github is down
<+ram> Git users have been decentralized!

#164 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-12-22 11:05

wallmani: scanf: how do you like the chromebook?
scanf: it works pretty well
ackthet: scanf: have you gotten sound/video?
scanf: no why would i want that
scanf: i have text

#162 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-19 15:12

          * | ackthet has shotted that web
        bwr | ackthet: can you show me how to shot web?
+telnoratti | first open internet explorer
   +ackthet | then go to www.pwnmybox.com
        bwr | 3. make her open the box

#161 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-12-18 19:23

    wallmani | aam: http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167253336/in-france-free-birth-control-for-girls-at-age-15
 microcosmus | "My father wants me to do a virginity test and get a virginity certificate. He says if I'm not a virgin he's gonna send me back to Morocco,"
 microcosmus | ^ wat
  (redacted) | microcosmus: a virginity test is easy
  (redacted) | it's 100% accurate, as long as you have a penis
 microcosmus | I was not aware such a thing existed
 microcosmus | wait, what?
  (redacted) | microcosmus: yes, it's quite simple
  (redacted) | you just have sex with her
  (redacted) | then you know she's not a virgin :P

#160 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-12-18 16:00

          +ackthet | .penis
    +truncatedcone | 8======D 8==D 8=======D~~~~~~ 8=========D~~~~~~~~~~ 8====D~~~ 8=======D~~~~~~~* 8=====D~~ 8=====D~~~~~~~~ 8=========D 8======D 8==========D~~~~~ 8==========D 8==D~~~~~~~~~~ 8=======D 8==D~~~~~ 8===D 8=========D~~~~~~~ 8=======D~ 8====D 8=D
          +ackthet | THE PENIS STORM COMITH
         LordTroan | .boobs
    +truncatedcone | ( . Y . )
           guzzles | Real professional, brose.
         dyreshark | guzzles: you must be new here
               dkm | I'm glad I picked not-today to display the #vtluug channel to everyone in ECE2524 ;-)

#159 Up ↑ 2/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-17 03:35

dyreshark: skrillex sucks at programming in ASM
dyreshark: when working with numbers, he always drops the base.

#157 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-12-14 14:24

aam | ram: also, you realize black sea == romania
ackthet | and like 10 other countries
aam | ackthet: no, romania is only country

#156 Up ↑ 15/15 Down ↓ 2012-12-12 14:47

// Ben and Matt are demoing an IRC bot in ECE 2524 and dkm puts #vtluug on the projector to show what IRC is
          bwr | hi ece2524!
+mutantmonkey | HELLO EVERYONE IN ECE2524  
 +microcosmus | lol
        +NaCl | HELLOW ECE2524
    +wallmani | You all must be wondering why i brought you here
    +wallmani | See, this world is a dangerous place
    +wallmani | You need protection sometimes
    +wallmani | From things you can't really comprehend 
    +wallmani | Like mutantmonkey, for example.
    +wallmani | So join our club and we will teach you how to defend yourself and your data against people like mutantmonkey

#154 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-12-12 13:24

<dyreshark> let's just say
<dyreshark> that if my sexual encounters were like a one-sided email conversation
<dyreshark> the 'to' and 'from' header would be the same person

#153 Up ↑ 13/17 Down ↓ 2012-12-05 18:51

 +ackthet | dood you gotta try flavoring your penis   
dyreshark | why do i even tab to this channel anymore

#152 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-12-04 23:05

22:56:15       ◀▬▬ | telnoratti has kicked ackthet (ackthet)
22:56:15         * | wallmani feels a tongle downstaira
22:56:16       ▬▬▶ | ackthet (~wsduvall@hyperion.endless.li) has joined #vtluug
22:56:16        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v ackthet] by ChanServ
22:56:17       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked aam (aam)
22:56:20 @wallmani | fuuu
22:56:25        -- | Mode #vtluug [-o telnoratti] by ChanServ
22:56:26 @wallmani | tab complete fail
22:56:31       ▬▬▶ | aam (~aam@0001a1d4.user.oftc.net) has joined #vtluug
22:56:31        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v aam] by ChanServ
22:56:34  +ackthet | hahahahaha
22:56:35         * | wallmani blames telnoratti
22:56:48       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (idiot)

#151 Up ↑ -1/11 Down ↓ 2012-12-03 18:49

furiochri I mean c'mon... Xcode is free!
furiochri and we can't install it
LordTroan so is AIDs
furiochri all the while 90% of the macs in there are being used for gaming or
          facebooking!
furiochri yeah, but you can't develop apps with AIDS
LordTroan challenge accepted
furiochri iOS apps
furiochri and get them signed/verified
furiochri legitimately
LordTroan iOS is already AIDS 
furiochri LOL
furiochri is most certainly a spreading virus
furiochri but hey... that's where the money's at
LordTroan woah, money? get your capitolism outta here
LordTroan this is a commie only channel

#150 Up ↑ -4/12 Down ↓ 2012-11-26 17:40

dyreshark: truncatedcone: semaphores <are> kernel boners
truncatedcone: Okay, dyreshark.
dyreshark: so many people can read the boner at once, but only one has write access
dyreshark: if you know what i'm sayin'
dyreshark: cause i sure as hell don't

#149 Up ↑ 22/28 Down ↓ 2012-11-24 17:16

      wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do 
+truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani.
      wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it
 +mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one?
     dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it
     dyreshark | and call it your wife
          +ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about 
          +ram | thank you dyreshark

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