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wallmani | aam: http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167253336/in-france-free-birth-control-for-girls-at-age-15 microcosmus | "My father wants me to do a virginity test and get a virginity certificate. He says if I'm not a virgin he's gonna send me back to Morocco," microcosmus | ^ wat (redacted) | microcosmus: a virginity test is easy (redacted) | it's 100% accurate, as long as you have a penis microcosmus | I was not aware such a thing existed microcosmus | wait, what? (redacted) | microcosmus: yes, it's quite simple (redacted) | you just have sex with her (redacted) | then you know she's not a virgin :P
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+ackthet | .penis +truncatedcone | 8======D 8==D 8=======D~~~~~~ 8=========D~~~~~~~~~~ 8====D~~~ 8=======D~~~~~~~* 8=====D~~ 8=====D~~~~~~~~ 8=========D 8======D 8==========D~~~~~ 8==========D 8==D~~~~~~~~~~ 8=======D 8==D~~~~~ 8===D 8=========D~~~~~~~ 8=======D~ 8====D 8=D +ackthet | THE PENIS STORM COMITH LordTroan | .boobs +truncatedcone | ( . Y . ) guzzles | Real professional, brose. dyreshark | guzzles: you must be new here dkm | I'm glad I picked not-today to display the #vtluug channel to everyone in ECE2524 ;-) -
// Ben and Matt are demoing an IRC bot in ECE 2524 and dkm puts #vtluug on the projector to show what IRC is bwr | hi ece2524! +mutantmonkey | HELLO EVERYONE IN ECE2524 +microcosmus | lol +NaCl | HELLOW ECE2524 +wallmani | You all must be wondering why i brought you here +wallmani | See, this world is a dangerous place +wallmani | You need protection sometimes +wallmani | From things you can't really comprehend +wallmani | Like mutantmonkey, for example. +wallmani | So join our club and we will teach you how to defend yourself and your data against people like mutantmonkey -
22:56:15 ◀▬▬ | telnoratti has kicked ackthet (ackthet) 22:56:15 * | wallmani feels a tongle downstaira 22:56:16 ▬▬▶ | ackthet (~wsduvall@hyperion.endless.li) has joined #vtluug 22:56:16 -- | Mode #vtluug [+v ackthet] by ChanServ 22:56:17 ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked aam (aam) 22:56:20 @wallmani | fuuu 22:56:25 -- | Mode #vtluug [-o telnoratti] by ChanServ 22:56:26 @wallmani | tab complete fail 22:56:31 ▬▬▶ | aam (~aam@0001a1d4.user.oftc.net) has joined #vtluug 22:56:31 -- | Mode #vtluug [+v aam] by ChanServ 22:56:34 +ackthet | hahahahaha 22:56:35 * | wallmani blames telnoratti 22:56:48 ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (idiot)
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furiochri I mean c'mon... Xcode is free! furiochri and we can't install it LordTroan so is AIDs furiochri all the while 90% of the macs in there are being used for gaming or facebooking! furiochri yeah, but you can't develop apps with AIDS LordTroan challenge accepted furiochri iOS apps furiochri and get them signed/verified furiochri legitimately LordTroan iOS is already AIDS furiochri LOL furiochri is most certainly a spreading virus furiochri but hey... that's where the money's at LordTroan woah, money? get your capitolism outta here LordTroan this is a commie only channel -
wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do +truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani. wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it +mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one? dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it dyreshark | and call it your wife +ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about +ram | thank you dyreshark -
14:59 dyreshark : so 14:59 dyreshark : this one time 14:59 hackedhead : ooooh story time. 14:59 hackedhead : where's cco3 14:59 dyreshark : my friend was getting interviewed about code he was writing for our robotics team 14:59 MaynardWaters sits on the floor and crosses his legs 14:59 dyreshark : the person interviewing him didn't know what a 'loop' was 14:59 dyreshark : so 15:00 dyreshark : he said something to the effect of "we used the Sleight OH modules available to us in conjunction with the TAR-21 includes in order to optimize our FAMAS ratio. This allowed us to reach Barrett levels and to really utilize the G16 sensors" 15:01 dyreshark : tl;dr he made around 8 COD references 15:01 dyreshark : and she published the interview in the school newspaper
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cco3 | I've decided that if I ever right an autobiography, it will be totally factual, except that I will have the superpower to jump back in time 24 |hours and tell myself, "24 hours from now, you will be <insert implausible scenario that actually does come to pass>" cco3 | write* cco3 | So this future me will keep jumping back in time and telling me this crazy stuff cco3 | "24 hours from now, you will be totally lost in downtown Austin in a car you borrowed from a paranoid schizophrenic" cco3 | Stuff like that +telnoratti | You stole a paranoid schozophernic's car? cco3 | borrowed... cco3 | I was helping someone move, and he had the UHaul, and someone needed to drive his car to the UHaul place +telnoratti | he's paranoid schizophrenic I don't think he'd let you borrow cco3 | and I was the only one that could drive a stick cco3 | I guess his meds were working for him that day? +telnoratti | This story seems dubious cco3 | When I started up the car, it was one of those where you have to turn the key *just* right to get it to start cco3 | so after 5 minutes of struggling, I got it started, we rolled out of the driveway and I was following him cco3 | He starts to pull over at a gas station, and he's being pretty hesitant cco3 | I guess he doesn't know if the uhaul is too tall or he's having trouble seeing everything cco3 | so park and get out to help direct him cco3 | turns out he was just letting someone else in our party pass cco3 | I rush back in the car and try to start it cco3 | of course, I can't start it again cco3 | it takes me like 10 minutes to get the key to turn right cco3 | and this guy just doesn't notice that I'm not following him cco3 | luckily someone had given him my cellphone number and eventually he calls me and tries to direct me cco3 | but this is before GPS was everywhere, and I had only been in Austin for a month or so, and it's near midnight, and I have no idea where I am cco3 | After 30 minutes of driving around while trying to talk on a phone at midnight in an unfamiliar place, I finally made it there cco3 | but that was pretty stressful +telnoratti | you didn't know where you were goign so your solution was to just keep driving randomly? cco3 | telnoratti: yes cco3 | optimal algorithm cco3 | I don't think it'd be as bad now that I'm older, but back then I hadn't had a car for months and even driving was somewhat unfamiliar cco3 | I was so sure I was going to hit something and wreck his car