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#946 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2019-03-12 10:41

*h4des is a Korean who has to go back for national service. VTLUUG discusses the merits of compulsory military service*
h4des: perfectly heterosexual anal sex between two or more majority-consenting men
lukas: that's the spirit

#860 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2014-03-07 12:34

marcusw | merit badge presentations 
marcusw | I have never seen a group of kids so confused in my life
guzzles | marcusw: Even when you lost your virginity?
      * | guzzles trollfaces
guzzles | SEE IS FUNNY BECAUSE IMPLIES CHILD MOLESTATION
marcusw | guzzles: I've tried to interpret that about 6 different ways and none of them make any sense at all, lol

#168 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2013-01-04 14:28

dyreshark | so there was this girl that i just got done helping
dyreshark | she was trying to start apache on arch
dyreshark | and "rc.d start http" was failing
dyreshark | after thinking for just a second, i realized what was wrong.
dyreshark | she needed the d. so i gave her the d
dyreshark | yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#161 Up ↑ 10/12 Down ↓ 2012-12-18 19:23

    wallmani | aam: http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167253336/in-france-free-birth-control-for-girls-at-age-15
 microcosmus | "My father wants me to do a virginity test and get a virginity certificate. He says if I'm not a virgin he's gonna send me back to Morocco,"
 microcosmus | ^ wat
  (redacted) | microcosmus: a virginity test is easy
  (redacted) | it's 100% accurate, as long as you have a penis
 microcosmus | I was not aware such a thing existed
 microcosmus | wait, what?
  (redacted) | microcosmus: yes, it's quite simple
  (redacted) | you just have sex with her
  (redacted) | then you know she's not a virgin :P

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