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#6 Up ↑ 22/26 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

<+ackthet> hackedhead: grep your logs for blist
<+ackthet> you should
< xunil> grep the internet for porn
< xunil> you should

#35 Up ↑ 22/30 Down ↓ 2012-03-08 12:02

ackthet | the best thing that ever fucking happenend to me              
ackthet | was i was driving to jlab                                     
ackthet | at night                                                      
ackthet | blasting Storm                                                
ackthet | while this rediculous eletrical storm when apeshit in the distance                                                          
ackthet | i came so hard i lost velocity due to conservation of momentum

#149 Up ↑ 22/28 Down ↓ 2012-11-24 17:16

      wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do 
+truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani.
      wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it
 +mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one?
     dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it
     dyreshark | and call it your wife
          +ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about 
          +ram | thank you dyreshark

#176 Up ↑ 22/24 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:41

Mohammed: Sara, how would you rate my interactions with you as a woman on a scale from 1-10 based on awkwardness?

#920 Up ↑ 22/22 Down ↓ 2018-07-07 12:21

h4des | Programación Orientada a Objectos
h4des | POO
h4des | i now know why pew hates object oriented langs
 @pew | it's just like pew
 @pew | when you spell it backwards, it's terrible

#183 Up ↑ 21/23 Down ↓ 2013-01-30 22:49

Ben G: If I can keep my shit together, my 30th birthday present to myself will be a Tesla Model S. I'm planning on paying with a briefcase full of hundreds, handcuffed to myself.
Andrei: That won't work; I've tried it before. The dealership wouldn't accept my cash.

#911 Up ↑ 21/21 Down ↓ 2018-02-21 23:14

<truncatedcone> ・̛̀͏̢゜̨͟͠゜̸͟・̵̴̧̛̀。̨̛͜͞。͢͏̶̧̢ ̢͞͏͜͠ ҉̨́͢͏・̷̶̀͢͝゜̀͡゜̸̢͜\҉̧͜_҉̷̶́͠ó̸̴̡̀͟<̴͢ ̶̨̕Q̵҉̧̨̛̕U҉͘A̡̧̛͠C͘͠Ḱ̷̴͡!͡
<+pew> what the FUCK
<salamander> It's like earrape but for IRC
<salamander> I love it

#80 Up ↑ 20/22 Down ↓ 2012-09-06 10:02

<dyreshark>    telnoratti: is he complaining about how Notepad doesn't sanely handle any line ending but crlf?
<dyreshark>    :p
<telnoratti>   =P
<telnoratti>   how did you know?
<microcosmus>  haha
<telnoratti>   is serious
<dyreshark>    seriously?
<skrblr>       ...yes
<microcosmus>  ...
<microcosmus>  hahaha
<telnoratti>   wait you didn't know that's what he was complaining about?
<dyreshark>    fucking wins all the internets
<dyreshark>    no
<dyreshark>    i pulled it out of my ass. seriously.
<skrblr>       he was literally on about that about 10 minutes ago

#106 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 00:33

andreim | sometimes coeus quotes pop into my head and I laugh by myself
andreim | like telno-fucking-ratti
andreim | it has so much humor embedded
andreim | the fact that he's coeus
andreim | the way he said it
andreim | the context
andreim | it's very good

#128 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-23 00:23

George: Your hair looks like ramen noodles.
James: I really don't know how to respond to that.

#95 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 16:38

// On #vtcsec
mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq"
mutantmonkey | yay derbycon

// The next day
James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks.
Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... 
Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.

#866 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2014-04-17 13:00

+Timelord | fuck
+Timelord | i didn't sleep last night so i could clean openssl
+Timelord | but the part that i cleaned was totally axed

#878 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2017-08-03 13:45

<echarlie> giggybyte: only the answers to 5 questions matter: What mail client do you use, what text editor do you use, who wrote your editor, what is the current generation of the internet protocol, and what is your PGP key fingerprint?
<echarlie> don't mess up the question "what is the current generation of the internet protocol?" It's important :P
<pew> IPv8?
<echarlie> lol
<pew> echarlie: "emacs", "emacs", "RMS", "IPv6", "<pulls out PGP buisness card>"
<echarlie> not completely wrong
<echarlie> maybe a little misguided

#919 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2018-06-12 22:16

noteventhrice | hey its not my fault iranian average iq is 86
        h4des | it kinda is if you're the one dragging it down there

#925 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2018-10-12 14:50

 +lukas | i've talked to the neighbor, he has train sets in his basement, a bunch of woodmaking stuff
kolhell | oooo
 +h4des | i wish i had a basement
 +lukas | my home office is in the basement
 +lukas | it's great
 +lukas | well i wish it were a little taller
 +h4des | lukas: how many dead child mongolian sex slaves do you have in there
 +lukas | now i am really happy that you don't have a basement

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