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#6 Up ↑ 22/26 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

<+ackthet> hackedhead: grep your logs for blist
<+ackthet> you should
< xunil> grep the internet for porn
< xunil> you should

#35 Up ↑ 22/30 Down ↓ 2012-03-08 12:02

ackthet | the best thing that ever fucking happenend to me              
ackthet | was i was driving to jlab                                     
ackthet | at night                                                      
ackthet | blasting Storm                                                
ackthet | while this rediculous eletrical storm when apeshit in the distance                                                          
ackthet | i came so hard i lost velocity due to conservation of momentum

#149 Up ↑ 22/28 Down ↓ 2012-11-24 17:16

      wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do 
+truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani.
      wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it
 +mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one?
     dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it
     dyreshark | and call it your wife
          +ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about 
          +ram | thank you dyreshark

#176 Up ↑ 22/24 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:41

Mohammed: Sara, how would you rate my interactions with you as a woman on a scale from 1-10 based on awkwardness?

#920 Up ↑ 22/22 Down ↓ 2018-07-07 12:21

h4des | Programación Orientada a Objectos
h4des | POO
h4des | i now know why pew hates object oriented langs
 @pew | it's just like pew
 @pew | when you spell it backwards, it's terrible

#183 Up ↑ 21/23 Down ↓ 2013-01-30 22:49

Ben G: If I can keep my shit together, my 30th birthday present to myself will be a Tesla Model S. I'm planning on paying with a briefcase full of hundreds, handcuffed to myself.
Andrei: That won't work; I've tried it before. The dealership wouldn't accept my cash.

#911 Up ↑ 21/21 Down ↓ 2018-02-21 23:14

<truncatedcone> ・̛̀͏̢゜̨͟͠゜̸͟・̵̴̧̛̀。̨̛͜͞。͢͏̶̧̢ ̢͞͏͜͠ ҉̨́͢͏・̷̶̀͢͝゜̀͡゜̸̢͜\҉̧͜_҉̷̶́͠ó̸̴̡̀͟<̴͢ ̶̨̕Q̵҉̧̨̛̕U҉͘A̡̧̛͠C͘͠Ḱ̷̴͡!͡
<+pew> what the FUCK
<salamander> It's like earrape but for IRC
<salamander> I love it

#80 Up ↑ 20/22 Down ↓ 2012-09-06 10:02

<dyreshark>    telnoratti: is he complaining about how Notepad doesn't sanely handle any line ending but crlf?
<dyreshark>    :p
<telnoratti>   =P
<telnoratti>   how did you know?
<microcosmus>  haha
<telnoratti>   is serious
<dyreshark>    seriously?
<skrblr>       ...yes
<microcosmus>  ...
<microcosmus>  hahaha
<telnoratti>   wait you didn't know that's what he was complaining about?
<dyreshark>    fucking wins all the internets
<dyreshark>    no
<dyreshark>    i pulled it out of my ass. seriously.
<skrblr>       he was literally on about that about 10 minutes ago

#106 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 00:33

andreim | sometimes coeus quotes pop into my head and I laugh by myself
andreim | like telno-fucking-ratti
andreim | it has so much humor embedded
andreim | the fact that he's coeus
andreim | the way he said it
andreim | the context
andreim | it's very good

#128 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-23 00:23

George: Your hair looks like ramen noodles.
James: I really don't know how to respond to that.

#31 Up ↑ 19/31 Down ↓ 2012-02-16 10:20

<Student> I can't connect to the Internet
<Walker> That's a symptom that your drivers are not updated

#95 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 16:38

// On #vtcsec
mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq"
mutantmonkey | yay derbycon

// The next day
James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks.
Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... 
Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.

#866 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2014-04-17 13:00

+Timelord | fuck
+Timelord | i didn't sleep last night so i could clean openssl
+Timelord | but the part that i cleaned was totally axed

#919 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2018-06-12 22:16

noteventhrice | hey its not my fault iranian average iq is 86
        h4des | it kinda is if you're the one dragging it down there

#925 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2018-10-12 14:50

 +lukas | i've talked to the neighbor, he has train sets in his basement, a bunch of woodmaking stuff
kolhell | oooo
 +h4des | i wish i had a basement
 +lukas | my home office is in the basement
 +lukas | it's great
 +lukas | well i wish it were a little taller
 +h4des | lukas: how many dead child mongolian sex slaves do you have in there
 +lukas | now i am really happy that you don't have a basement

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