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#69 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-06-26 22:03

@via | shit
@via | mykeyboard
@via | icoughedwateralloverit
@via | andnowmyspacebardoesn'trk
@via | lllasdflasdforbaclksplacelll

#103 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-05 00:55

wallmani | you guys really need some stalin on your asses
wallmani | no offense

#112 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-11 22:35

David: Open source porn is always a good thing.
Matt: I thought they didn't allow you to do porn when you have open sores.

#113 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-12 00:46

dyreshark | so
dyreshark | there was this girl i met a few weeks ago
dyreshark | and
dyreshark | i asked her to go grab lunch with me some time
dyreshark | so we did
dyreshark | and near the end she looked at me and said 'i like to experiment...'
dyreshark | so i was like
dyreshark | "HELL YEAH"
dyreshark | so i took her to the chem lab
dyreshark | and she looked upset
dyreshark | and i was confused
dyreshark | she hasn't talked to me since :(
dyreshark | wat do

#132 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-29 01:59

dyreshark: can you sell me a life please? i'll pay like $8.21
dyreshark: because that's what i have in my pocket atm
wallmani: is it okay if it's from russia
dyreshark: no
dyreshark: i want to be sober for > 30% of my life

#136 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 13:57

      +randex | dagtheman: you should definitely text her
        +flax | then wingman it up 
      +randex | ^
+mutantmonkey | I feel bad for anyone who takes advice from this channel

#146 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-11-09 15:07

14:59          dyreshark : so
14:59          dyreshark : this one time
14:59         hackedhead : ooooh story time.
14:59         hackedhead : where's cco3 
14:59          dyreshark : my friend was getting interviewed about code he was writing for our robotics team
14:59    MaynardWaters sits on the floor and crosses his legs
14:59          dyreshark : the person interviewing him didn't know what a 'loop' was
14:59          dyreshark : so
15:00          dyreshark : he said something to the effect of "we used the Sleight OH modules available to us in conjunction with the TAR-21 includes in order to optimize our FAMAS ratio. This allowed us to reach Barrett levels and to really utilize the G16 sensors"
15:01          dyreshark : tl;dr he made around 8 COD references
15:01          dyreshark : and she published the interview in the school newspaper

#147 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-11-10 18:45

<mutantmonkey> if you guys knew what I was doing you would hate me
<mutantmonkey> hehe

#152 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-12-04 23:05

22:56:15       ◀▬▬ | telnoratti has kicked ackthet (ackthet)
22:56:15         * | wallmani feels a tongle downstaira
22:56:16       ▬▬▶ | ackthet (~wsduvall@hyperion.endless.li) has joined #vtluug
22:56:16        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v ackthet] by ChanServ
22:56:17       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked aam (aam)
22:56:20 @wallmani | fuuu
22:56:25        -- | Mode #vtluug [-o telnoratti] by ChanServ
22:56:26 @wallmani | tab complete fail
22:56:31       ▬▬▶ | aam (~aam@0001a1d4.user.oftc.net) has joined #vtluug
22:56:31        -- | Mode #vtluug [+v aam] by ChanServ
22:56:34  +ackthet | hahahahaha
22:56:35         * | wallmani blames telnoratti
22:56:48       ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (idiot)

#154 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-12-12 13:24

<dyreshark> let's just say
<dyreshark> that if my sexual encounters were like a one-sided email conversation
<dyreshark> the 'to' and 'from' header would be the same person

#160 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2012-12-18 16:00

          +ackthet | .penis
    +truncatedcone | 8======D 8==D 8=======D~~~~~~ 8=========D~~~~~~~~~~ 8====D~~~ 8=======D~~~~~~~* 8=====D~~ 8=====D~~~~~~~~ 8=========D 8======D 8==========D~~~~~ 8==========D 8==D~~~~~~~~~~ 8=======D 8==D~~~~~ 8===D 8=========D~~~~~~~ 8=======D~ 8====D 8=D
          +ackthet | THE PENIS STORM COMITH
         LordTroan | .boobs
    +truncatedcone | ( . Y . )
           guzzles | Real professional, brose.
         dyreshark | guzzles: you must be new here
               dkm | I'm glad I picked not-today to display the #vtluug channel to everyone in ECE2524 ;-)

#185 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2013-02-09 02:50

dyreshark+: tl;dr: you can either A. find a program to move those files for you (note: this will probably corrupt some data somehow). B. Install Linux as a VM, or just use your shell account, C. use a VM, D. reinstall Windows with a smaller partition size, or E. deal with 13GB of space for Linux, and store all of your files on your windows partition
dyreshark+: i recommend B
mutantmonkey recommends D
dyreshark+: mutantmonkey always prefers the D

#198 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2013-03-05 22:08

<dkm> omg, I just got the most epic combo with my fortune -s | cowsay -f $( find /usr/share/cows -name '*.cow' | shuf | head -n 1 ) line in .bashrc
<dkm>  _______________________________________ 
<dkm> \ week.                                 /
<dkm>  --------------------------------------- 
<dkm>       \                _
<dkm>        \              (_)
<dkm>         \   ^__^       / \
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o mutantmonkey
<dkm>          \  (oo)\_____/_\ \
*** dkm was kicked by mutantmonkey (dkm)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o mutantmonkey
<aam> hahahahahahaha
<dyreshark> FAK U UNIX TEECHER
<dyreshark> FAK U
<aam> hahahahahahahaha
<mutantmonkey> lol
<aam> omfgh
<dyreshark> FAKIN UNIX
<dyreshark> SAHK MA NUTZ
<aam> :"D:D:D::DD
*** Joins: dkm (dmaczka@luug.ece.vt.edu)
<uncurlhalo> lol
<dkm> why did I get kicked?

#860 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2014-03-07 12:34

marcusw | merit badge presentations 
marcusw | I have never seen a group of kids so confused in my life
guzzles | marcusw: Even when you lost your virginity?
      * | guzzles trollfaces
guzzles | SEE IS FUNNY BECAUSE IMPLIES CHILD MOLESTATION
marcusw | guzzles: I've tried to interpret that about 6 different ways and none of them make any sense at all, lol

#881 Up ↑ 7/13 Down ↓ 2017-09-03 23:18

<Snug> picking up spaceship on tuesday. can't wait
<sansGato> what's that Snug ?
<Snug> my bike
<Snug> every time I ride it I'm like Benny in the Lego movie
<Snug> "spaceship!!!!"
<sansGato> i don't watch kids movies
<Snug> it's as much as an adult movie as a kids movie
<sansGato> if they don't say cunt fuck slut bitch shit fucking fuck face whore, it's a kids movie

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