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#860 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2014-03-07 12:34

marcusw | merit badge presentations 
marcusw | I have never seen a group of kids so confused in my life
guzzles | marcusw: Even when you lost your virginity?
      * | guzzles trollfaces
guzzles | SEE IS FUNNY BECAUSE IMPLIES CHILD MOLESTATION
marcusw | guzzles: I've tried to interpret that about 6 different ways and none of them make any sense at all, lol

#881 Up ↑ 7/13 Down ↓ 2017-09-03 23:18

<Snug> picking up spaceship on tuesday. can't wait
<sansGato> what's that Snug ?
<Snug> my bike
<Snug> every time I ride it I'm like Benny in the Lego movie
<Snug> "spaceship!!!!"
<sansGato> i don't watch kids movies
<Snug> it's as much as an adult movie as a kids movie
<sansGato> if they don't say cunt fuck slut bitch shit fucking fuck face whore, it's a kids movie

#882 Up ↑ 7/13 Down ↓ 2017-09-05 13:36

<Snug> if I had to cheat, would rather do it that way than juice
<Snug> fuck injecting things into my ass every day
<GreyKite> no context
<ackthet> plus you don't lose lifespan and breasts

#887 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2017-09-11 10:55

+echarlie | kolhell: did you eventually get onto acidburn?
giggybyte | lol i haven't either
+echarlie | giggybyte: I haven't made an account for you :P
giggybyte | :'(
kolhell | Nah I was busy catching up on hw and drinking last night and getting the demons sucked out of me by some gorgeous little 5th year.

#890 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2017-10-01 10:52

<giggybyte> how do CS majors not know what irc is

#909 Up ↑ 7/9 Down ↓ 2018-02-21 23:12

* lukas gives truncatedcone Macuser's bike
* truncatedcone hands lukas a working arch install in exchange for Macuser's bike
<Macuser> nooooooo
<+lukas> oh fuck now my laptop is broken

#931 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2018-11-29 00:03

<h4des> and i jerk off because i need to finish my term papers on masturbation research

#946 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2019-03-12 10:41

*h4des is a Korean who has to go back for national service. VTLUUG discusses the merits of compulsory military service*
h4des: perfectly heterosexual anal sex between two or more majority-consenting men
lukas: that's the spirit

#3 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<Ramblurr> it's our modern version of a dick length contest
<ammoniumnitrate> >_<
-*- ammoniumnitrate always loses at those

#13 Up ↑ 6/8 Down ↓ 2012-01-03 00:23

00:16 * reese refuses to admit that IE existed before 6.0
00:17 * wallmani denies that Dinosaurs existed because he just can't handle the pain of never having the ability to tame a velociraptor and raise him as his pokemon

#32 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-02-26 15:49

< wyreshark> "You need help? I've got a wonderful package I can install... In your pants."

#38 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-03-24 01:31

<+telnoratti> I blame you guys for making me sneer at guis, I remember a time not too long ago when I avoided clis when possible because I found them complicated and easy to become confused and now I avoid guis if possible because I find them unweildly and a waste of resources

#42 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-04-04 00:18

< angelicstrike> dyreshark: really? That's a step up from slapping your dick on the keyboard and hoping for the best
<+dyreshark> and shooting

#58 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-04-30 19:12

// talking about facts.cat
mutantmonkey: ram: ever heard of giving people some privacy?

#77 Up ↑ 6/6 Down ↓ 2012-08-18 20:55

<wallmani> | andreim: comrade
<andreim>  | don't comrade me. I ain't no russian

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