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<gig> There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years. <gig> i'm barely a millenial <+pew> millenials end at 1996 <+pew> (conviently for me :P) <+lukas> are you at the tail end of millenial pew? <Southern_Gentleman> and i have underwear older than all of you <+lukas> that's... not a good thing <Southern_Gentleman> yes it is that means i know how to do the paperwork at the end of the job
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<gig> y'all ever sit through meetings at work with people trying to sell you snake oil <pew> not really <pew> might happen tomorrow though idk <gig> s/people/other companies/ <pew> 'pentest-as-a-service' can't be that bad, right? <gig> lol <gig> sure <echarlie> uh, that's called connecting yourself to the internet
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// VTCsec renamed to Cyber @ VT. VTLUUG is in uproar // Meatspace: Paul: Am I High? Eric: Are we collectively all high then? and can I have less of these drugs? // Cyberspace: Matt: Is it still run by feds? Eric: well, they don't realise that cyber w/out context means cybersex, so clearly Eric: I mean, I'm totally okay with supporting people and their fetishes. But you don't have to be *that* forthright about it Matt: How else would they meet people to cyber with? Paul: We need a LinuxVT Matt: <image: vtcsec.org "connection is not secure"> Still haven't setup TLS in 2021 Matt: I'm sorry what http://vtcsec.org/roles.html // site lists COO, CFO, etc. as organisational positions Lukas: I really wish I was in the room where a bunch of vtcsec officers decided to give themselves C-level executive titles for a fucking student org of all places.
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// 2023-08-16, cynic spends his first few days on campus wondering how he's going to run the first year engineering software. cynic oh good eduroam works cynic teim 2 figure out how to run solidworks on a 2012 debian shitpad cynic https://www.solidworks.com/support/system-requirements <-- brb jumping off slusher tower +h4des cynic: im gonna let you in on a secret technique +h4des we had a vtluug guy who basically kept buying and returning the same laptop through best buy to run freshman software +h4des he would basically take an image of the laptop, return it, then deploy the image on the new laptop, and do that for a whole ass semester +h4des an alternative option would be to request a loaner from SWAT +h4des but you'll need to have a broken laptop or invoice for that +h4des but you see they don't actually check whether or not your laptop is broken, they just need a ticket # from a repair center or an order # +h4des there's nothing really stopping you from writing ur own fake dell/lenovo/samsung/microsoft/fujitsu support tickets and using that as evidence +h4des then you get a 3 week loan +h4des you can also request another 3 week extension once, no questions asked, so technically 6 weeks cynic would the public boxes in newman/torg work? +h4des after that they get suspicious and ask for an update on your laptop ticket +h4des but you could easily do the method i described above, and have "backordered parts" (this is especially a popular excuse with microsoft hardware) +h4des or you could say "my laptop came back and it's DOA, i need to ship it again" and request another loaner cynic heh cynic okay
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