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<giggybyte> i remember one time one of the boys in the male group had trouble using the bathroom without pissing all over the seat and floor but nobody knew who it was <giggybyte> so every morning when we had our little congregation/meeting or whatever the angry black lady was like "which one of you keeps PEEING all over the toilet seat" and one kid laughed <giggybyte> so she brought that kid up to the front of the gym and ordered us (a room of kids like 50-100) to all laugh at him since "he thought he was so funny" <giggybyte> why am i remembering this all of a sudden? that place was horrible
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<thy0> also I'd argue that more adult males have seen a female orgasm that ever before in a generation, it was just through a screen and faked (mostly) <lukas> true <lukas> porn is prevalent nowadays <lukas> that's what the internet was invented for, after all <lukas> a bunch of nerds at CERN wanted to send nudes they found to each other and the rest is history
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<lukas> wine in a box is just efficient <Southern_Gentleman> yep and you can always throw up in the box afterwards <lukas> you can re-use the cardboard to make cardboard weapons and have drunken 3am cardboard wars in your apartment until the neighbors call the cops and you have to explain that it's just 3 grown ass dudes drunk on cheap box wine playing war <kolhell> Rather build wizard staves tbh <echarlie> rofl <h4des> what the fuck
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19:12 <+echarlie> in the category of random shit I learnt from my safety trainings: apparently the romans used lead as a wine sweetener 19:17 <+Southern_Gentleman> so they died by lead poisoning one way or another 19:17 * pew calls dibs on echarlie's bike 19:18 <+pew> the road bike, specifically 19:18 <+echarlie> pew: what does that have to do with anything? 19:18 <+echarlie> besides, it's too big for you 19:18 <+pew> you drink wine 19:18 <+echarlie> I'm not roman 19:19 <+toocrazzzzy> lol 19:19 <+toocrazzzzy> wtf was that convo. 19:19 <+pew> you're not british either, that hasn't stopped you from speaking like them 19:19 <+echarlie> my question, too 19:19 <+echarlie> I don't speak like europeans; I just write like them 19:20 <+toocrazzzzy> I don't know which is worst. 19:20 <+echarlie> at least I don't use gaol as my prefered spelling of jail 19:21 <+haicen> Yeah. They used lead cups 19:21 <+pew> .ddg openbsd gaol 19:21 <+Wadsworth> pew: https://www.openbsd.org/goals.html 19:21 <+pew> .g openbsd gaol 19:21 <+Wadsworth> pew: https://man.openbsd.org/FreeBSD-11.1/jail.8
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// ca. 2009 < hokietux> ah christ < hokietux> there is UML in this paper < crofton|work> hahahahahah < hokietux> most retarded 'language'. ever. < hokietux> allow me to demonstrate how the idea for UML was created < hokietux> 'HAY GUYZ I HAVE THIS AWESOME IDEA LETS STANDARDIZE FUCKING CLIP ART! FUCKING STICK FIGURES! AND MAKE ALL ENGINEERS USE THEM TO DESCRIBE IDEAS! FUCKING AWESOME WE R SO SMRT! HIGH FIVE!" < hokietux> and then they had a pizza party. < hokietuxz> this probably happened at UVA.
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// Discussing weird hobbies. Re-ordered for clarity. jpo: My current hobby is reading about tax law echarlie: Why? haicen: Probably to learn how legal tax evasion works haicen: But realistically, you either have enough money to hire someone to figure that out, or you don't have enough money for it to matter jpo: No. You can hire someone to figure out how much you owe, but I haven’t been able to find someone who'd be able to tell me how to change what I'm doing to minimize future taxes in the first place jpo: Such people give standard advice which may be good for most people, but I am not most people, and am trying to save way more than a typical American and retire early, which means my tax considerations are not standard, and "just max roth" doesn't necessarily make sense jpo: So the best way is of course to write a program in Haskell that expresses tax laws as a directed graph of money-type transformations, express the resulting graph as a matrix, express your desired outcome as a fitness function, reduce said matrix, and out pops optimal tax avoidance strategy jpo: Of course, nobody takes this approach, they just look at single choices in isolation, and so the overall macro-scale outcome is suboptimal because they aren’t considering everything holistically haicen: I was with you except the Haskell part lukas: oh what's this, a real world useful application of haskell?!?!? jpo: actually yes! ;)
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// VTCsec renamed to Cyber @ VT. VTLUUG is in uproar // Meatspace: Paul: Am I High? Eric: Are we collectively all high then? and can I have less of these drugs? // Cyberspace: Matt: Is it still run by feds? Eric: well, they don't realise that cyber w/out context means cybersex, so clearly Eric: I mean, I'm totally okay with supporting people and their fetishes. But you don't have to be *that* forthright about it Matt: How else would they meet people to cyber with? Paul: We need a LinuxVT Matt: <image: vtcsec.org "connection is not secure"> Still haven't setup TLS in 2021 Matt: I'm sorry what http://vtcsec.org/roles.html // site lists COO, CFO, etc. as organisational positions Lukas: I really wish I was in the room where a bunch of vtcsec officers decided to give themselves C-level executive titles for a fucking student org of all places.
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jpo: As much as I might find the extent of our society’s reliance on personal metal boxes on 4 wheels to be distasteful, having one’s own metal box does have undeniable utility. I went several hundred miles in someone else’s metal box with the check engine and BRAKE light on a flashing and blinking the whole time, through rain and that snow/ice/sleet/hail storm, and control of the vehicle was indeed lost. Mildly terrifying. Lots of highways with semis too. Having my own metal box without these real and present risks to life and limb seems overdue jpo: Traction control light (ABS not working) was also on. Along with a couple other lights. Only light that was any consolation was the “passenger airbag on” light
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"It was a cold evening when the VTLUUG meeting was in Torg. Our fearless leader at that time, The mutantmonkey, put on a video of the grandfather of all of us, Richard Stallman, eating an entity blessed with inumerable unix powers that our great grandfather located on his foot, thus making the evil Greek, who also helped destroy Europes economy, to leave the meeting. Peace was had after that."
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01:58:20 andreim | I'm not saying that it's 2 am but it's 2 am 01:58:28 andreim | and i don't want to sound racist but black people 01:58:39 andreim | and no offense but you are stupid as fuck 01:59:13 andreim | and not to mention what I'm just mentionning 01:59:15 flax | you sir, are a poet.