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#919 Up ↑ 20/22 Down ↓ 2018-06-12 22:16

noteventhrice | hey its not my fault iranian average iq is 86
        h4des | it kinda is if you're the one dragging it down there

#95 Up ↑ 19/21 Down ↓ 2012-09-30 16:38

// On #vtcsec
mutantmonkey | "If you are missing a bag that contains a large bottle of wine...Condoms...And an alfa wireless card we have found it. wtfbbq"
mutantmonkey | yay derbycon

// The next day
James: So someone claimed that bag. Turns out it also had lockpicks.
Reese: Let's see... a wifi antenna, lockpicks, a bottle of wine, and condoms... 
Reese: That sounds like a really good night for someone and a really terrible night for someone else.

#866 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2014-04-17 13:00

+Timelord | fuck
+Timelord | i didn't sleep last night so i could clean openssl
+Timelord | but the part that i cleaned was totally axed

#878 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2017-08-03 13:45

<echarlie> giggybyte: only the answers to 5 questions matter: What mail client do you use, what text editor do you use, who wrote your editor, what is the current generation of the internet protocol, and what is your PGP key fingerprint?
<echarlie> don't mess up the question "what is the current generation of the internet protocol?" It's important :P
<pew> IPv8?
<echarlie> lol
<pew> echarlie: "emacs", "emacs", "RMS", "IPv6", "<pulls out PGP buisness card>"
<echarlie> not completely wrong
<echarlie> maybe a little misguided

#925 Up ↑ 19/19 Down ↓ 2018-10-12 14:50

 +lukas | i've talked to the neighbor, he has train sets in his basement, a bunch of woodmaking stuff
kolhell | oooo
 +h4des | i wish i had a basement
 +lukas | my home office is in the basement
 +lukas | it's great
 +lukas | well i wish it were a little taller
 +h4des | lukas: how many dead child mongolian sex slaves do you have in there
 +lukas | now i am really happy that you don't have a basement

#31 Up ↑ 18/32 Down ↓ 2012-02-16 10:20

<Student> I can't connect to the Internet
<Walker> That's a symptom that your drivers are not updated

#85 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-14 14:42

// Lukas is discussing his autistic brother
Lukas: Do you guys know what causes autism?
Calvin: Your mom!
Lukas: ...technically, yes.

#107 Up ↑ 18/24 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 14:22

     ackthet | POOP.POOP()
     ackthet | <_< wrong channel
mutantmonkey | ackthet: what exactly is the right channel for that?

#141 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2012-11-05 18:41

+Timelord | Just got my assignment graded, 110/100 with the comment "...Also, please tone down the naming on some of your temporary variables - remember, these programs get filed away in a database where any professor/TA with appropriate staff credentials can see it."
+Timelord | i had isWebcatRetarded = true

#175 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:19

           -- | ackthet is now known as Papa
        +Papa | sup
+mutantmonkey | Papa: where is my late birthday gift?
        +Papa | i was too busy running down my snow laden driveway
        +Papa | to buy you one
        +Papa | now if i can come up with a late birthday gift for you...

#203 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2013-03-31 23:15

// uncurlhalo orders a cookie cake from Campus Cookies that says "ackthet is a bastard"
Delivery Driver: This is really awkward, but we googled ackthet and found the subreddit...
Delivery Driver: We were really confused and wondering if we needed to bring a knife.

#875 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-02 23:07

12:48:19  echarlie | do you suppress join/parts?                                            │
12:48:31  echarlie | if you do, you wouldn't notice                                         │
13:15:05     lukas | nah i just supress free speech                                         │
13:15:15     lukas | samsonizor: hey buddy                                                  │
13:18:25  echarlie | lukas: good communist scum you are                                     │
13:19:50     lukas | no i'm a liberal                                                       │
13:19:54     lukas | all we do is supress speech                                            │
13:20:01     lukas | the communists seize the means of production for the oligarchs         │
-- Wed, 02 Aug 2017 (Mon, 31 Jul 2017) --                                                   │
14:58:05      +jpo | echarlie: yes, i suppress speech^Wjoins/parts                          │
15:05:40     lukas | omg

#876 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-03 10:52

<lukas> drug tests for all csec members
<lukas> to make sure the 30% of the overlapping members really can't go there

#907 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-12-09 11:14

<giggybyte> greenfoot complaint #3345: you can't scroll stdout so if you're printing a lot of stuff you're just SOL

#2 Up ↑ 17/25 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<reese> let's say that /someone/ found a rather large security issue in [redacted]
<mutantmonkey> you could just do abuse@vt.edu
<wallmani> mutantmonkey: that's for sexual abuse

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