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#31 Up ↑ 18/32 Down ↓ 2012-02-16 10:20

<Student> I can't connect to the Internet
<Walker> That's a symptom that your drivers are not updated

#85 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-14 14:42

// Lukas is discussing his autistic brother
Lukas: Do you guys know what causes autism?
Calvin: Your mom!
Lukas: ...technically, yes.

#107 Up ↑ 18/24 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 14:22

     ackthet | POOP.POOP()
     ackthet | <_< wrong channel
mutantmonkey | ackthet: what exactly is the right channel for that?

#141 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2012-11-05 18:41

+Timelord | Just got my assignment graded, 110/100 with the comment "...Also, please tone down the naming on some of your temporary variables - remember, these programs get filed away in a database where any professor/TA with appropriate staff credentials can see it."
+Timelord | i had isWebcatRetarded = true

#175 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:19

           -- | ackthet is now known as Papa
        +Papa | sup
+mutantmonkey | Papa: where is my late birthday gift?
        +Papa | i was too busy running down my snow laden driveway
        +Papa | to buy you one
        +Papa | now if i can come up with a late birthday gift for you...

#203 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2013-03-31 23:15

// uncurlhalo orders a cookie cake from Campus Cookies that says "ackthet is a bastard"
Delivery Driver: This is really awkward, but we googled ackthet and found the subreddit...
Delivery Driver: We were really confused and wondering if we needed to bring a knife.

#875 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-02 23:07

12:48:19  echarlie | do you suppress join/parts?                                            │
12:48:31  echarlie | if you do, you wouldn't notice                                         │
13:15:05     lukas | nah i just supress free speech                                         │
13:15:15     lukas | samsonizor: hey buddy                                                  │
13:18:25  echarlie | lukas: good communist scum you are                                     │
13:19:50     lukas | no i'm a liberal                                                       │
13:19:54     lukas | all we do is supress speech                                            │
13:20:01     lukas | the communists seize the means of production for the oligarchs         │
-- Wed, 02 Aug 2017 (Mon, 31 Jul 2017) --                                                   │
14:58:05      +jpo | echarlie: yes, i suppress speech^Wjoins/parts                          │
15:05:40     lukas | omg

#876 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-03 10:52

<lukas> drug tests for all csec members
<lukas> to make sure the 30% of the overlapping members really can't go there

#907 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-12-09 11:14

<giggybyte> greenfoot complaint #3345: you can't scroll stdout so if you're printing a lot of stuff you're just SOL

#2 Up ↑ 17/25 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<reese> let's say that /someone/ found a rather large security issue in [redacted]
<mutantmonkey> you could just do abuse@vt.edu
<wallmani> mutantmonkey: that's for sexual abuse

#18 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-01-06 20:57

20:56:15 < marcusw> and didn't want to set up tab groups
20:56:19 < marcusw> so I use them both now
20:56:26  * Jagged punches marcusw in the face
20:56:31 <+usathet> thank you Jagged 
20:56:43 < Jagged> my job is done here
20:57:01 *** Jagged mitchd@vtluug/member/jagged has left #vtluug []
20:57:24  * usathet faps to Jagged

#71 Up ↑ 17/27 Down ↓ 2012-06-28 22:15

< wallmani> i had an issue with a ubuntu server machine
< wallmani> i typed JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
< wallmani> and did usermod -aG wheel Jesus
< wallmani> then i sacrificed a lamb
< wallmani> and all was good

#123 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:25

+mutantmonkey | I just heard the strangest thing on Blacksburg PD
+mutantmonkey | "ask him if that's his cow"
+mutantmonkey | "it'd be a cat, not a cow"
+mutantmonkey | "rather then getting out and trying to man handle it"

#180 Up ↑ 17/19 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:46

Glen: There are two scales when you rate girls: the regular scale and the Glen scale. The Glen scale is whatever the girl's rank is divided by 2, then add 1 point per every two shots you've taken.

#864 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2014-03-26 21:08

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