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#31 Up ↑ 18/32 Down ↓ 2012-02-16 10:20

<Student> I can't connect to the Internet
<Walker> That's a symptom that your drivers are not updated

#85 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2012-09-14 14:42

// Lukas is discussing his autistic brother
Lukas: Do you guys know what causes autism?
Calvin: Your mom!
Lukas: ...technically, yes.

#107 Up ↑ 18/24 Down ↓ 2012-10-08 14:22

     ackthet | POOP.POOP()
     ackthet | <_< wrong channel
mutantmonkey | ackthet: what exactly is the right channel for that?

#141 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2012-11-05 18:41

+Timelord | Just got my assignment graded, 110/100 with the comment "...Also, please tone down the naming on some of your temporary variables - remember, these programs get filed away in a database where any professor/TA with appropriate staff credentials can see it."
+Timelord | i had isWebcatRetarded = true

#175 Up ↑ 18/20 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:19

           -- | ackthet is now known as Papa
        +Papa | sup
+mutantmonkey | Papa: where is my late birthday gift?
        +Papa | i was too busy running down my snow laden driveway
        +Papa | to buy you one
        +Papa | now if i can come up with a late birthday gift for you...

#203 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2013-03-31 23:15

// uncurlhalo orders a cookie cake from Campus Cookies that says "ackthet is a bastard"
Delivery Driver: This is really awkward, but we googled ackthet and found the subreddit...
Delivery Driver: We were really confused and wondering if we needed to bring a knife.

#875 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-02 23:07

12:48:19  echarlie | do you suppress join/parts?                                            │
12:48:31  echarlie | if you do, you wouldn't notice                                         │
13:15:05     lukas | nah i just supress free speech                                         │
13:15:15     lukas | samsonizor: hey buddy                                                  │
13:18:25  echarlie | lukas: good communist scum you are                                     │
13:19:50     lukas | no i'm a liberal                                                       │
13:19:54     lukas | all we do is supress speech                                            │
13:20:01     lukas | the communists seize the means of production for the oligarchs         │
-- Wed, 02 Aug 2017 (Mon, 31 Jul 2017) --                                                   │
14:58:05      +jpo | echarlie: yes, i suppress speech^Wjoins/parts                          │
15:05:40     lukas | omg

#876 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-08-03 10:52

<lukas> drug tests for all csec members
<lukas> to make sure the 30% of the overlapping members really can't go there

#907 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2017-12-09 11:14

<giggybyte> greenfoot complaint #3345: you can't scroll stdout so if you're printing a lot of stuff you're just SOL

#2 Up ↑ 17/25 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:17

<reese> let's say that /someone/ found a rather large security issue in [redacted]
<mutantmonkey> you could just do abuse@vt.edu
<wallmani> mutantmonkey: that's for sexual abuse

#18 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-01-06 20:57

20:56:15 < marcusw> and didn't want to set up tab groups
20:56:19 < marcusw> so I use them both now
20:56:26  * Jagged punches marcusw in the face
20:56:31 <+usathet> thank you Jagged 
20:56:43 < Jagged> my job is done here
20:57:01 *** Jagged mitchd@vtluug/member/jagged has left #vtluug []
20:57:24  * usathet faps to Jagged

#123 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:25

+mutantmonkey | I just heard the strangest thing on Blacksburg PD
+mutantmonkey | "ask him if that's his cow"
+mutantmonkey | "it'd be a cat, not a cow"
+mutantmonkey | "rather then getting out and trying to man handle it"

#180 Up ↑ 17/19 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:46

Glen: There are two scales when you rate girls: the regular scale and the Glen scale. The Glen scale is whatever the girl's rank is divided by 2, then add 1 point per every two shots you've taken.

#52 Up ↑ 16/16 Down ↓ 2012-04-25 22:24

dyreshark "you know you're in LUUG when... the last thing you mounted was a partition, the last thing you touched was a file, and the last thing you blew was your laptop with an air canister"                                                                                     
dyreshark "when the last head you received was from an HTTP webpage"                                                                 
dyreshark "and the last thing you fingered was a computer on your network"

#71 Up ↑ 16/26 Down ↓ 2012-06-28 22:15

< wallmani> i had an issue with a ubuntu server machine
< wallmani> i typed JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
< wallmani> and did usermod -aG wheel Jesus
< wallmani> then i sacrificed a lamb
< wallmani> and all was good

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