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*talking about girls* +ackthet | wallmani: you should go drop some knowledge on those girls flax | thanks to you guys, I'm never speaking a word in this lounge +ackthet | maybe they will allow you to enter their cavernous vaginas NaCl | flax: Most of the people in here are engineers that engineer stuff in their spare time. This tends to be | intimidating. +wallmani | ackthet: well i did explain to a girl from south carolina what passive voice is +ackthet | did you enter her cavernous vagina? flax | hotdog down a hallway +scanf | toothpick into a volcano -
CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167 CTCP reply to mutantmonkey: PING 1340664903 357167 CTCP query to mutantmonkey: LEAVE my stuff alone Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: KNOCK CTCP query to mutantmonkey: WHOS there? Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: STALIN CTCP query to mutantmonkey: STALIN who? Unknown CTCP requested by mutantmonkey: QUIT stalin and get back to work CTCP query to mutantmonkey: OKAY :(
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16:58:43 * | telnoratti lols at people getting mad on the internet 17:01:43 * | wallmani gets mad at telnoratti for loling at people who get mad on the internet 17:01:52 * | telnoratti lols at wallmani 17:02:31 * | wallmani pulls a coeus 17:02:40 -- | Mode [+o wallmani] by ChanServ 17:02:49 ◀▬▬ | wallmani has kicked wallmani (stop raging you twat)
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Transam: hrm, my brother recently has a problem with ubuntu. He says, when he's running ubuntu his fans are really loud... but when he boots to Windows, it's normal. I'm not sure how to help him with that issue andreim: um andreim: is your brother famous andreim: ? Transam: andreim, what andreim: it's normal behaviour, people like linux more
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mutantmonkey: also there's a big difference between a pedometer and what this is mutantmonkey: pedometers count steps mutantmonkey: this just measures distance mutantmonkey: it's an odometer Timelord: mutantmonkey: no, actually they report the level of child molesters Timelord: and barometers have nothing to do with pressure, 'baro' is just a colloquial way of saying pedobear
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14:01 cco3 : Ok, so once again, second semester freshman year, Spring 2005 14:01 cco3 : I worked at the office of undergrad admissions 14:02 cco3 : getting to look at my younger friends grades as they applied to VT, stuff like that 14:02 cco3 : making a little bit of money every other week 14:02 cco3 : I also lived off campus because you are allowed to do that if you are a freshman if you have a relative within 40 miles 14:02 cco3 : my grandfather lived over in Newport which is like 20 minutes from campus 14:03 cco3 : I wasn't sure I had enough gas to get home and back, and I didn't have money to buy gas 14:03 cco3 : so I brought a sleeping bag with me and decided to stay up late doing some kind of math homework (I forget which class) 14:04 cco3 : and so I'm in McBryde 133, doing math hw until 4Am 14:04 cco3 : oh, right, this was on a thursday and I was getting paid the next day 14:04 cco3 : that was the point of mentioning the job 14:04 cco3 : so I just had to last to the next day 14:04 cco3 : so at 4, I roll out my sleeping bag and hit the hay 14:05 cco3 : at 5:00, that crazy mcbryde janitor with the bulgy eyes and grey hair came in and saw me 14:05 cco3 : (maybe you know who I'm talking about) 14:05 cco3 : He's talked to me before about weird things I didn't understand 14:06 cco3 : he came up to me once and slapped his face a bunch of times and shook his head 14:06 cco3 : but that's another story 14:06 cco3 : anyway, instead of just nudging me and telling me to get, he calls the VT police 14:06 cco3 : the police come in, from either sides of the lecture hall 14:06 cco3 : hands on their holsters 14:06 cco3 : shining flashlights in my face 14:07 cco3 : I wake up and start to get out of my sleeping bag 14:07 cco3 : they jump back real quick and tighten their grip on their guns like I'm about to whip out an uzi from my sleeping back 14:07 cco3 : they say "sir can we see your hokie id" 14:08 cco3 : I hand it to them and they call it in "This is Unit 64. we have a 10-20 on the Hokie Passport" 14:08 cco3 : then he turns to me and says, "alright sorry, we just didn't know if you were supposed to be here or not" 14:08 cco3 : And then I went back to sleep. 14:08 cco3 : THE END
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wallmani | aam: http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167253336/in-france-free-birth-control-for-girls-at-age-15 microcosmus | "My father wants me to do a virginity test and get a virginity certificate. He says if I'm not a virgin he's gonna send me back to Morocco," microcosmus | ^ wat (redacted) | microcosmus: a virginity test is easy (redacted) | it's 100% accurate, as long as you have a penis microcosmus | I was not aware such a thing existed microcosmus | wait, what? (redacted) | microcosmus: yes, it's quite simple (redacted) | you just have sex with her (redacted) | then you know she's not a virgin :P