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#57 Up ↑ 33/35 Down ↓ 2012-04-29 01:35

< LordTroan> the only thing good about suits is you can get away with stuff
< LordTroan> cause no one questions a guy in a suit
<+telnoratti> like sneaking into high school proms for the chocolate fondue?
<+telnoratti> I'm not the only one amirite?
< LordTroan> yes, we should crash the next highschool prom near tech
<+telnoratti> ^^^
<+microcosmus> telnoratti: andreim does that too, but it's not for the chocolate fondue

#125 Up ↑ 31/33 Down ↓ 2012-10-18 20:45

Mohammed: So I'm the reason we got a 4-day extension to the project
Mohammed: I called the default constructor inside itself multiple times and it ended up crashing Web-CAT

#131 Up ↑ 29/31 Down ↓ 2012-10-28 22:50

Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?!
Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone.
Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... 
Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!?
James: Did you get any?
Lukas: Yeah, a few.

#82 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-11 15:00

Transam | wtf gps
Transam | wtfff
Transam | I try to drive to cburg
Transam | and here I am
Transam | In West Virginia

#84 Up ↑ 28/32 Down ↓ 2012-09-13 12:21

+ackthet | i have a solution
    flax | so did Hitler

#72 Up ↑ 26/28 Down ↓ 2012-07-08 19:29

< mutantmonkey> telnoratti: wallmani: so two of my friends here are vegetarian
< mutantmonkey> it's annoying :P
< andreim> it's a girl
< wallmani> oh wow! mutantmonkey knows a vegetarian girl
< wallmani> mutantmonkey: and a vegetarian girl, sitting in a tree
< wallmani> k-i-s-s-i-n-g
< wallmani> first comes key signing
< wallmani> then comes shell access
< wallmani> then comes packet sniffing and distrust

#83 Up ↑ 25/29 Down ↓ 2012-09-12 11:54

// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food
Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen!
NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things
Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not
NSA recruiter: ...
Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction
NSA recruiter: ...
Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships!
NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...

#917 Up ↑ 25/25 Down ↓ 2018-06-01 12:21

h4des: why work when you can shitpost in irc

#922 Up ↑ 25/25 Down ↓ 2018-07-18 19:45

+h4des | are we allowed to eat beans in the ECE server room
+h4des | asking for a friend
  +gig | what the fuck

#63 Up ↑ 24/24 Down ↓ 2012-05-26 20:46

<wallmani> guys, never fuck swedish women
<guzzles> that's basic opsec

#171 Up ↑ 24/26 Down ↓ 2013-01-13 19:37

mohammed | Guess who the Systems TA is
    +aam | if it's mohammed I lost all hopes in CS@VT
mohammed | Me too. 
mohammed | Im not sure why they gave me Systems of all classes

#17 Up ↑ 23/23 Down ↓ 2012-01-05 19:41

<ackthet> that sucks mexican athiest transsexual republican dick
<cco3> why do I ever flip to this screen?

#6 Up ↑ 22/26 Down ↓ 2011-12-29 20:23

<+ackthet> hackedhead: grep your logs for blist
<+ackthet> you should
< xunil> grep the internet for porn
< xunil> you should

#35 Up ↑ 22/30 Down ↓ 2012-03-08 12:02

ackthet | the best thing that ever fucking happenend to me              
ackthet | was i was driving to jlab                                     
ackthet | at night                                                      
ackthet | blasting Storm                                                
ackthet | while this rediculous eletrical storm when apeshit in the distance                                                          
ackthet | i came so hard i lost velocity due to conservation of momentum

#149 Up ↑ 22/28 Down ↓ 2012-11-24 17:16

      wallmani | truncatedcone: mutantmonkey <will> script his wife to do what he needs her to do 
+truncatedcone | Okay, wallmani.
      wallmani | you know it's true, stop denying it
 +mutantmonkey | why have a wife when you can just write a program to do the job of one?
     dyreshark | mutantmonkey: i feel like when you move into your own home, you'll just build a robot and attach a fleshlight to it
     dyreshark | and call it your wife
          +ram | aaaand that image is out there for all the #vtluug-ing world to think about 
          +ram | thank you dyreshark

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