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#132 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-29 01:59

dyreshark: can you sell me a life please? i'll pay like $8.21
dyreshark: because that's what i have in my pocket atm
wallmani: is it okay if it's from russia
dyreshark: no
dyreshark: i want to be sober for > 30% of my life

#131 Up ↑ 29/31 Down ↓ 2012-10-28 22:50

Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?!
Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone.
Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... 
Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!?
James: Did you get any?
Lukas: Yeah, a few.

#130 Up ↑ 2/6 Down ↓ 2012-10-27 21:36

telnoratti: you're busting my balls
dyreshark: ;)
telnoratti: 7 months, but you have to provide the ricksaw

#129 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-26 01:16

[01:42:17] * telnoratti eats the box of ackthet
[01:43:05] * ackthet escapes though telnoratti's anus
[01:43:15] <LordTroan> nothing escapes telnoratti's anus
[01:43:31] * telnoratti feels like his anus has been violated either way

#128 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-23 00:23

George: Your hair looks like ramen noodles.
James: I really don't know how to respond to that.

#127 Up ↑ 14/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-22 17:29

dag | Girl rejects guy to coffee date.  Dag goes up to girl and obtains #.  winrar has been installed.

#126 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2012-10-22 02:03

+andreim | YES THIS IS DAG

#125 Up ↑ 31/33 Down ↓ 2012-10-18 20:45

Mohammed: So I'm the reason we got a 4-day extension to the project
Mohammed: I called the default constructor inside itself multiple times and it ended up crashing Web-CAT

#124 Up ↑ 5/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 21:50

 <andreim>      | contraception != abortion
 <dyreshark>    | ^
 <mutantmonkey> | ^
 <andreim>      | ^
 <LordTroan>    | ^
 <wallmani>     | ^
 <microcosmus>  | ^

#123 Up ↑ 17/17 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:25

+mutantmonkey | I just heard the strangest thing on Blacksburg PD
+mutantmonkey | "ask him if that's his cow"
+mutantmonkey | "it'd be a cat, not a cow"
+mutantmonkey | "rather then getting out and trying to man handle it"

#122 Up ↑ 13/15 Down ↓ 2012-10-16 18:01

mutantmonkey | man blacksburg pd response time sucks
mutantmonkey | someone called in a male trying to break into cars at 801 UCB waling from University Bookstore lot toward Kroger
mutantmonkey | I was in front of Kroger at the time
mutantmonkey | I have been home for a few minutes now and they just got there
mutantmonkey | also the blacksburg pd are all busy atm
mutantmonkey | so good time to go do something illegal
           * | telnoratti goes out to food lion and gets a free car

#121 Up ↑ 49/49 Down ↓ 2012-10-15 23:02

[11:00pm] andreim: ackthet: Scarlett Johansson Is Single Again
[11:00pm] ray404 joined the chat room.
[11:00pm] • ackthet readies his penis
[11:01pm] ray404: really
[11:01pm] ray404 left the chat room.

#119 Up ↑ 15/15 Down ↓ 2012-10-14 03:51

Calvin: No one has given me a legitimate reason for why I should raise a kid.
James: I think you should wait until you can own a gun before you try to raise a kid.
Calvin: Those are not related!

#118 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-10-14 02:12

telnoratti | I think in general when most people think I'm joking I'm actually serious but when people think I'm serious I'm not

#117 Up ↑ 16/32 Down ↓ 2012-10-13 21:13

<Summary of all Coeus arguments>
coeus | I am a huge Linux fanboy and will be deeply offended if your opinion differs from mine
coeus | I also read a few articles on economics and politics way back
coeus | So, I am a very knowledgeable individual on the fields of both economics and politics.
coeus | In fact, I probably know more than the experts.
????? | uhh...
coeus | SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKFACE NO ONE CARES

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