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#141 Up ↑ 18/18 Down ↓ 2012-11-05 18:41

+Timelord | Just got my assignment graded, 110/100 with the comment "...Also, please tone down the naming on some of your temporary variables - remember, these programs get filed away in a database where any professor/TA with appropriate staff credentials can see it."
+Timelord | i had isWebcatRetarded = true

#140 Up ↑ 8/10 Down ↓ 2012-11-03 20:24

20:06:13                --> | labamba365 (~webchat@luug2.ece.vt.edu) has joined #vtluug  
20:16:43          dagtheman | Para bailar labamba365 !   
20:17:25         labamba365 | Se necessita una poca de gracia 
20:17:46          dagtheman | una poca de gracia  
20:18:56       +microcosmus | pa mi pa ti    
20:19:18       +microcosmus | y arriba y arriba!

#139 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-11-01 21:25

Calvin: I am the law of the land!

#138 Up ↑ 10/10 Down ↓ 2012-11-01 15:01

mutantmonkey: also there's a big difference between a pedometer and what this is
mutantmonkey: pedometers count steps
mutantmonkey: this just measures distance
mutantmonkey: it's an odometer
Timelord: mutantmonkey: no, actually they report the level of child molesters
Timelord: and barometers have nothing to do with pressure, 'baro' is just a colloquial way of saying pedobear

#137 Up ↑ 13/13 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 14:05

+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> never call me again
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> please stop following me, i don't want to call the police
+mutantmonkey	truncatedcone: girl texts <reply> where did you get this number?!?

#136 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 13:57

      +randex | dagtheman: you should definitely text her
        +flax | then wingman it up 
      +randex | ^
+mutantmonkey | I feel bad for anyone who takes advice from this channel

#135 Up ↑ 5/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-31 13:44

randex: dagtheman: YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN
scanf: dagtheman: do girls like you?
flax: that is why we append theman

#133 Up ↑ 5/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-29 23:49

wallmani | oh go enjoy yourself with a toilet plunger
wallmani | you know what i mean

#132 Up ↑ 7/7 Down ↓ 2012-10-29 01:59

dyreshark: can you sell me a life please? i'll pay like $8.21
dyreshark: because that's what i have in my pocket atm
wallmani: is it okay if it's from russia
dyreshark: no
dyreshark: i want to be sober for > 30% of my life

#131 Up ↑ 29/31 Down ↓ 2012-10-28 22:50

Matt: How did you run out of vodka already?!
Lukas: I brought it to a reddit meetup and did shots with everyone.
Lukas: I also talked with a bunch of ITAR people and asked them if they knew any government secrets... 
Matt: Wait, you traded vodka for government secrets?!?
James: Did you get any?
Lukas: Yeah, a few.

#130 Up ↑ 2/6 Down ↓ 2012-10-27 21:36

telnoratti: you're busting my balls
dyreshark: ;)
telnoratti: 7 months, but you have to provide the ricksaw

#129 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-10-26 01:16

[01:42:17] * telnoratti eats the box of ackthet
[01:43:05] * ackthet escapes though telnoratti's anus
[01:43:15] <LordTroan> nothing escapes telnoratti's anus
[01:43:31] * telnoratti feels like his anus has been violated either way

#128 Up ↑ 20/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-23 00:23

George: Your hair looks like ramen noodles.
James: I really don't know how to respond to that.

#127 Up ↑ 14/20 Down ↓ 2012-10-22 17:29

dag | Girl rejects guy to coffee date.  Dag goes up to girl and obtains #.  winrar has been installed.

#126 Up ↑ 8/8 Down ↓ 2012-10-22 02:03

+andreim | YES THIS IS DAG

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